back to article 4chan is going /b/roke

The owner of 4chan – the infamous image-based bulletin board – has warned that the website is in financial trouble and will have to change its operations. "We had tried to keep 4chan as is. But I failed. I am sincerely sorry," Hiroyuki Nishimura told his flock on Sunday. "Some notice there are no more middle ads and bottom ads …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Holmes

    Condolences

    So you're saying that passing around kiddie pR0n, doxing Scientologists, and aiming low orbit cannons at uncaring corporate overlords isn't profitable? Shocking.

    In the immortal words of Mr. Lebowski, "Your revolution is over, 4chan! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose, do you hear me, 4chan? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!"

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Condolences

      That was 10 years ago.

      Today 4chan is more like a NSFW reddit with a messy aging site layout.

      B is full of boring adolescents asking posters to rate their member.

  2. CAPS LOCK Silver badge

    There must be SOMEBODY who wants to advertise to the 4Chan users...

    ... the producers of Michael Bay films? Defense lawyers? Purvayors of anonymity software?

  3. NanoMeter

    Martin Shkreli - the ideal owner

    He got the right image for this website, as the world's number one douchebag.

  4. shanen

    Then why did he buy it and whine about it a year later???

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