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Mark Zuckerberg and his wife had a personal interview with His Holiness Pope Francis over the weekend, Vatican Radio reports. Pope Francis, one of the few men in the world with more followers than the Behoodied One, granted the private audience while the couple was in Rome on a working trip. The Pope has also met Apple's Tim …

  1. Teiwaz Silver badge
    Coat

    He probably went to demand Gods phone number.

    Meets the Pope. It's a fairytale story, of a common sheeple* herder....

    * Yes, I know d/v for 'sheeple' - but I thought it was funny in this context - I'll get my coat and go before the party even starts.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: He probably went to demand Gods phone number.

      @Teiwaz

      He would need that to setup a FB account for God

      1. Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge

        Re: He probably went to demand Gods phone number.

        He would need that to setup a FB account for God

        There is already a Facebook page for God (and rather droll it is too)

  2. ckdizz

    I wonder if God needed some tips on how to watch what people are doing.

    1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken Silver badge

      Nah, he got pointers on that from Santa Claus ages ago.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Facebook is already a cult...

    ... especially among journalists who can't understand technology. This morning the radio news, talking about his visit in Rome, told Facebook is the "innovation of the century". Typical blind faith of someone who talks about things he or she doesn't understand.

    Meanwhile, the Scroogeberg offered $500k *in ads* to the earthquake victims, and while journalist don't deride him, the Pope meets him. I would have asked him to give half of is wealth to the poor, if he wanted a meeting. After all, all of them are scared of the eye of the needle.

  4. goodjudge

    Remind me...

    which one of them is infallible?

    1. Smooth Newt Silver badge
      Holmes

      Re: Remind me...

      which one of them is infallible?

      It's omniscience that is Facebook's business model.

      Psalm 139:4 - Even before a word is on my tongue, behold, O Lord, you know it altogether.

      and then an advert for it pops up on Facebook.

  5. Chris G Silver badge

    How long

    Did the Pope have to wait to see the Zuck?

    Oy Vatican! All your souls are belong to FartBook!

  6. IGnatius T Foobar

    globalists

    Pope Francis and Mark Zuckerberg -- two non-Christians conspiring to make the globalist cabal even more powerful.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Old joke alert

    "Who's that standing next to Mark on the balcony?"

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    One Leader of a Cult....

    meeets another... Makes sense....

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The problem is.... a sociopath like Zuk...

    ....already thinks he's god . . .(When connecting the world really means selling you out to advertisers...)

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