I get US$100k for tooling around rural NZ pulling dead rats out of printers and bitchslapping W10 installs. (The nice thing about working on the coalface: You get the pick of the coal)
Look at your cubicle
Now look at my office: http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6127/6035015560_556deb339e_b.jpg
Now look at your cubicle
Now look at my office: https://static2.stuff.co.nz/1396314570/640/9891640.jpg
It's OK to cry.