Crapita indeed! I was exchanging tweets only yesterday about how easy it is to hit the adjacent key in a hurry or even to miss a key. Don't they have any poofreaders there?
Thanks to an eagle-eyed reader who chanced upon the latest job ad for a network technical architect at everyone’s favourite public sector parasite Capita - we enjoyed the irony too. The integrator, often referred to as Crapita by Private Eye, listed the location of the vacancy in the “rapidly expanding team” as Hertfordshite. …
My mobile phone punishes me for swearing in texts. Because I have dared to use a few strong words at times, it now tries to select them in predictive text, whenever I'm not looking too closely.
Actually I've noticed that a lot with predictive text. When I've got my reading glasses on, it's as good as gold. When I'm in a hurry, and just trying to get a message out like "does 7 o'clock suit you?", it goes all sweary on me. I'd hope that 7 o'clock doesn't shit anyone, but sadly it's a question I've accidentally asked...
Driving through Lancashire recently the Sat Nav merrily proclaimed in an American accent to head for Clit Hero. Gosh, that place sounds fun - shame I'm a bloke and couldn't find it. My mate reckons its somewhere near the middle of Scunthorpe, but he's no expert either.
Driving through Lancashire recently the Sat Nav merrily proclaimed in an American accent to head for Clit Hero.
Well I think you made that up, which is why I have given it a well - deserved up - vote. Pity it's a weekend 'cos I think it would have got a lot more otherwise.
Should have visited, Clit-hero as its also known locally is an interesting little place, great coffee shop in and a couple of nice pubs... its really really strange on a friday night when you see them pushing wack off great speakers and strobe lights into these really pretty old style high street pubs.
Don't! If you do that, the disembodied voice of Geoffrey Boycott then plays on your speakers, threatening to brain you with a cricket bat!
Say his name 5 times and he will appear.
Many innocent teenagers have been bored to death with ball-by-ball descriptions of 3 day hundreds.
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