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Put this in your pipe and smoke it: Microsoft is offering pot growers software tools to help them stay on the right side of America's relaxed laws. Marijuana is legal in Microsoft's home state of Washington, as well as in Oregon, Colorado and Alaska, and is prescribed medicinally (with varying degrees of laxity) in California …

  1. hplasm Silver badge
    Holmes

    Hey buddy- try a puff of this-

    Well?- what do you think of Windows 10 now...?

    1. an ominous mass
      Happy

      Re: Hey buddy- try a puff of this-

      <insert sound of sucking on a joint>

      Man that's some goood dog you got. (Cheech&Chong)

      How much ?

      You mean you've been supplying it for free ...

      That's a deal then and I'm in for as much as I can get.

      Can you guarantee quality ?

      Ok I'll take the pot then.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hey buddy- try a puff of this-

      Hey buddy- try a puff of this-

      Well?- what do you think of Windows 10 now...?

      - - "Oh, wow! ...It's REALLY shit!"

    3. Mark 85 Silver badge

      Re: Hey buddy- try a puff of this-

      Hey buddy- try a puff of this-

      Well?- what do you think of Windows 10 now...?

      I don't open the windows. It lets the smoke out, man.

  2. N2 Silver badge
    Trollface

    Clearly

    They've been using & abusing it for years.

  3. chivo243 Silver badge

    There's a joke in there somewhere

    Weed, puff, cloud, MS. However it's early,

    1. Jedit Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: There's a joke in there somewhere

      Are you suggesting that Windows 10 is vaperware?

  4. redpawn

    Do you trust your source?

    Is it spiked with drugs, pesticides or other contaminants? Is it what it claims to be? I'm asking about Microsoft tools in this case.

    1. Mark 85 Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: Do you trust your source?

      I'd be worried about access by the Feds...... Oh wait.. that's a contaminant.

  5. Oengus Silver badge

    Now we know where Windoiws 10 came from... MS has been smoking its own product...

  6. Cheesenough
    WTF?

    Now this makes sense

    https://onedrive.live.com/?cid=8228EA9C20F71DDA&id=8228EA9C20F71DDA%21831879&parId=8228EA9C20F71DDA%21107&o=OneUp

  7. Nixinkome

    State Policy

    8 miles high into cloud cuckoo land and Bill's free chickens to boot.

  8. Ken Moorhouse Silver badge

    Similar sales techniques

    Give it away cheap to start with. When addiction sets in, raise the price.

    Withdrawal issues will be the comparatively higher costs of extracting data.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What about the interstate commerce clause?

    Doesn't this mean the feds can come after them?

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