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A Brazilian prisoner allowed out of jail for a national holiday returned to captivity with a mobile phone and two chargers shoved where the sun don't shine, O Globo reports. The X-ray showing the mobile phone and two chargers The unnamed resident of Papuda prison, in the capital Brasilia, was exposed by an X-ray (see right). …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ouch.

    "Brazilian prisoner nabbed with mobile up rear end. Also packing two chargers. Ouch"

    And if the phone was in vibrate mode?

    1. Elmer Phud Silver badge

      Re: Ouch.

      at least it's not an iLump

  2. chivo243 Silver badge

    looks about the size

    of my nokia c1, it's small, but I wouldn't want to carry it in Brazilian fashion!

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Hmmm.

    Well they did use to be called Cell Phones, after all.

    Sorry if you were expecting a dirty joke here.

  4. CraPo

    I heard he couldn't make a call..

    ...the signal was sh!t!

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  5. NorthernCoder
    Coat

    Needs a banana...

    ...for scale, obviously.

  6. Callam McMillan

    At least it wasn't a pair of 13A British plugs!

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Was it a trial the new A-Phone

    With the most secure biometrics ever : Colon-ID

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What type of Biometrics did you say?

    The polyp counting kind or the blood vessel pattern kind?

    1. Inventor of the Marmite Laser Silver badge

      Re: What type of Biometrics did you say?

      No, but it does put new meaning to "Polyphonic" ringtones

  9. Your alien overlord - fear me

    Well, he's just getting used to having things put up there.

  10. TitterYeNot
    Coat

    We sincerely hope the plastic cup is included for scale.

    Yes, I'm really, really hoping it had nothing to do with 'Two chargers one cup'...

  11. TeeCee Gold badge
    Coat

    Is that a phone up your arse or can you really fart the Nokia tune?

  12. Anonymous Blowhard

    I'm assuming that not all of the 1,200 away-day prisoners were x-rayed on return; so how did they know to check this one?

    Also, did this guy not see the FAA warnings about lithium batteries? Cue "Ring of Fire"...

  13. Arctic fox
    WTF?

    How?

    See title.

  14. Sceptic Tank
    Coffee/keyboard

    Package contents

    1x mobile ... check

    1x charger ... check

    1x cable ... Idiot! You brought 2 chargers but no cable. We'll have to wait until next year. Your mom will be so disappointed when it's her birthday . :-( :-( :-(

    I wonder what the first call was he received after producing his mobile. Probably some call center agent offering him a free phone upgrade if he renews his contract.

    -----------------------> The keys on this phone seem to be somewhat dirty,

    1. Message From A Self-Destructing Turnip
      Holmes

      Re: Package contents

      Indeed, forgetting the cable seems rather remiss for someone who is clearly very anally retentive.

      --------------> No shit Sherlock!

  15. Sir Barry

    No one said it?

    What an arsehole...

  16. hatti

    No way

    I'm not answering that call.

  17. Scott Broukell

    No, no, no, no, no . . . .

    That will never work, you're holding it the wrong way!

  18. JaitcH
    Unhappy

    Does this mean ...

    Jails X-Ray inmates without the protection of 'pinafores' filled with Lead to protect their 'Crown Jewels'?

  19. Bucky 2

    Not a smuggler

    Yeah, I was dating him, he was unconscious, one thing led to another....

  20. fearnothing

    I used to work in a phone forensics lab. Nobody ever wanted the 'bumphone' jobs. There weren't that many, but there were enough to make it worth having a solid supply of latex gloves.

    Best part was, the report didn't always state in detail where the police had gotten the phone from. Sometimes the first you knew was a nasty smell, or seeing through the evidence bag that it was... less than clean.

  21. FozzyBear Silver badge
    Happy

    Everyone seems so surprised that he managed to insert that much

    I'm not. I know any number of senior managers and politicians that live with their head up their arse.

  22. tony2heads
    Joke

    Not an iPhone 6?

    clearly no fanbois in prison.

  23. Alan Ferris
    Coat

    When I were a lad...

    .. They'd turn up in A&E with a variety of things hidden up there, it was amazing that, to a man, they all said

    " I accidentally sat on it "

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Eye watering

    I work in a prison and this isn't anything new. The prisoners tend to have the latest mobiles to send out pics of themselves to newspapers to piss off the authorities. Of course the phones have to have a battery and when an illegal phone is found up a prisoners jacksie I always ask "Did their eyes light up?"

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