"Installing iOS 9 beta 3? How? Oh come on... I just wanted to play Candy Crush.
"I bet it doesn't work with 9 anyway, none of the good games do..."
That's mainly because gorillas are not monkeys, although this ape – who is definitely holding it right – must have an opinion on the iPhone. We want to know what that is, and in the process give you a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive. The black drive Western Digital has a range of drives aimed at the desktop market and …
.....so anyway, I'm up in a tree and I look down and see this rat creeping up on an elephant. Apparently he had some fantasy about getting off with one. So this cow is drinking at the water hole and kinda dozy in the midday sun when this rat shimmies up her leg and starts humping her. I'm kinda thinking wtf! so I chuck a coconut at her to warn her. She lets out a yell and you'll never guess what that randy rat says. "Am I hurting you darling?"
"OOK OOK OOOK OOOOOK!"
Google translates as "Hmm still no Facebook requests or messages"......sigh... "Why can't my descendants just accept & be proud of me or just for once invite me ‘round to dinner".
Now if you look closely you will see in its natural habitat, the lesser spotted iphone, clearly this plucky young member of the tribe has decided to strike out on his own and attempt to create a friendship with the gorilla pack that rules these hills.
Without the other iphone fauna to help keep an eye on this youngling however I fear this attempt is doomed to failure as it would appear that in his rush to make his mark he has forgotten to bring with him either an extended battery or a charge cable & so will be unlikely to make it throughout the night
tune in tomorrow to see just how this plays out & if the plucky young iphone can manage to survive
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favour of it. But your behaviour studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.
Apple Inc has reportedly thrown a sue ball at the WNF for infringing on its user base. A statement read ; "We are not objecting to simians using our devices, but copying their dumb expression is something our users have a patent on and as such we felt it was enough to sue the WNF. We hold the reply of the WNF lawyer that their simian expresses superior intelligence in comparison with our patented users and their refusal to settle on a FRAND basis enough cause to take this to a court of our choosing in the USA, where a jury of their peers can decide on the matter."
'This plan was brilliant. No one would expect the Bastard to hide in a ZOO in a gorilla costume after faking his own death because of that big mess with the fake off-site server thing. All it takes is a couple of taps on this iPhone I swiped from some idiot... And the local gorilla populace will have to get used to a diet of lager and onion bhajis! Can't wait to get my teeth into 'em. That reminds me - I wonder how the PFY fares in his alligator enclosure?'
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