It wasn't zombies who left them...
I'm wondering if there's one labeled A.B. Normal... or if maybe a Marty Feldman looking fellow was in the area.
Cops were called in to solve the mystery of nine abandoned BRAINS found near a railway line in New York last week. Clover Forsythe, resident, posted a picture on Facebook. He wrote: "And what are these you might ask? They appear to be brains. Small, the size of an apple. Laying on the side of the road by Beckwith St in …
After a wisdom tooth extraction that went wrong I took the maximum dose of Paracetamol for a week.
The passing railway trains would have been a welcome distraction.
I had to wean myself off the pills with beer*, the withdrawal was seriously bad.
*Old Peculiar, the best pain killer in the world!
A lawyer questioning a doctor during a trial:
Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
Q: "So, then, it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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