A vibrator powered by the movements of the bound person the vibrator is inserted into. It's not perpetual motion because eventually you run out of calories.
A full body suit that electrocutes you as you run.
Taser rubber bullets.
It'll be good if they can pull it off: Ricoh has come up with a way to brush up on electricity generation with nothing more than a piece of rubber. Instead of all the gadgetry associated with the Pornhub Wankband, Ricoh's research output is a simple sheet of rubber that generates electricity if rubbed or vibrated. Being a …
Power builds up as you stretch the string, eventually arcing across 2 preset contacts to ignite the payload, and release.
Fashion Victim Therapy;
Make into Crocs. Person gets electrocuted whenever they try and leave the house in them.
Who doesn't want to see someone put a piece of this in their mouth and chew away, especially if they have a gobfull of fillings?
BOFH Anti-anti-static mat;
Got a "tech support rep" you dont like the sight or smell of? Plaonk the faulty server onto a table coated by this, and watch the tech proceed to blow out all internal components.
Now you can channel both your inner BOFH, and inner Indiana Jones, with a self charging bullwhip that not only lashes, but delivers the thrilling kiss of the cattleprod at the same time.
Not sure if I need more coffee, beer, or both to come up with more ideas.
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