"It catches my scruff in the seam"
I'm glad that referred to his beard.
We've all suspected Apple's Jesus Phone can perform miracles, but few of us suspected it could perform the remarkable task of causing hairs to grow from bald men's heads. But now it has emerged that a number of bald men have claimed the new iPhone 6 Plus has ripped hairs from their fur-free noggins. Seeing as they don't appear …
If you wear 'fashion' glasses with those big chunky arms, you can tilt the phone slightly so the edge presses against the spectacles and keeps it away from your hair. (Not guarenteed if you have a bristly beard.)
Any such spectacles for use with an iPhone would have to be stylish and very expensive. This may be why Karl Lagerfeld has become involved with Apple (at the recent Paris launch).
I would hazard a guess that these baldies if not truly bald actually have very short hair around their ears or a very short hair cut overall. As a result the hair is stiff and able to penetrate any gap in order to get caught and pulled out. Of course this does not detract from the fact that the problem did not exist before and therefore it is a design fault by Apple and they should be lambasted for it. I believe Mr Jobs had a short haircut so this would not have happened if he was still about. Could be time for a new style rubber bumper that covers the gap.
"What, this joker says some of his disgusting hair got caught in our baby, dispatch a swat team to his house and kill him immediately"
The media in America is so well controlled by the corporations, that they literally COULD get away with this. I speculate that they are getting away with it. I don't have any proof, but that's just because they control the media and the politicians, so we're not gong to get proof anytime soon. But they done it.
A normal reaction would be like "yeah some people don't get along with our phone but that's okay because we're not trying to own your soul or anything" but instead they have the sociopathic response of "everything we do is perfect and you must accept it, you will accept it, if you dont, you are sick in the head, freak!"
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