Heroes 4
Just cause I'm a Steve IRL
The call for Reg readers to put their most inventive hats on and summon up short stories of the most evil genius or the most awesome hero that could be spawned with the aid of the Large Hadron Collider went out - and it was answered. In a bid to lay hands on the truly incredible "Large Hadron Collider Pop-Up Book: Voyage to the …
Shadowman for the Hero win, the hamster accelerator for the villain.
The hamsters could put out even more power if there were a cat behind as well as Hamster Treats (TM) before. For an even greater power boost, strap a piece of buttered toast (butter side up) to the back of the cat.
There is a Schroedinger's cat option, but it isn't worth the price. It only works half the time.
Everytime someone calls the Higgs Boson "God Particle" and links it to a deity or divine intervention, a dozen kitties and a dozen puppies die. Stop it, now.
What is even worse than calling the Higgs Boson "God Particle" tho, is saying that the Higgs Boson is responsible for giving particles mass. No people, its not. That is the Higgs >Field<. The Higgs Boson is a merely a side product of the experiment, that can most likely only exist if the Higgs Field exists.
I know this is fiction, but these things are as obvious as the shape of earth (ellipsoid).
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