I am a munter
I have a face like a bag of smashed crabs...
I have the body of a god: Buddha.
I have a funny, witty equally munted partner.
We enjoy each other’s company, we are happy. We are not vacuous.
I am a competent techie, pestie, PAT tester, (with the certificates to prove it) have good people skills, am numerate and literate. I use the word "something", not "sumfink" etc etc.
If your only requirement for a position is your physical appearance then I am glad NOT to work for you or your companies.
Bet the staff turnover is incredible as they quickly realise that brains and beauty rarely come in the same package..(Ms Vorderman excluded)...