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Disney has made good on its promise to farm out future Star Wars games to an outside developer after scrapping LucasArts - and picked much-loved EA. Electronic Arts will be able to build on its Jedi-inspired online multiplayer game Star Wars: The Old Republic now that the two entertainment giants have signed a multi-year …

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  1. RyokuMas Silver badge
    Devil

    Hmmm...

    "Episode 7: The DRM Menace"

    "Episode 8: The Content (price) Wars"

    "Episode 9: Revenge of the Downtime"

    ...

    1. wowfood
      Black Helicopters

      Re: Hmmm...

      "Episode 10: A new DLC"

      "Episode 11: The developers strike back"

      "Episode 12: Return of the DRM"

  2. Gordon Pryra

    "true believer"

    If he is actually a "true believer" then why are the games such boring piles of crap?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Devil

      @Gordon

      That's because you're reading other things in "believer" than he actually meant. He didn't mean a true believer in the sense that one should try and keep true to the story as it was laid out in the first original 3 movies. No, I think he's a true believer that the franchise as a whole still has enough spunk in it left to generate a nice steady revenue.

    2. The Indomitable Gall

      Re: "true believer"

      Because "true believer" is a term that Stan Lee dreamed up to refer to the readers of his comics during his time as editor-in-chief at Marvel. So as a "true believer", he's just making do with whatever crap he can get his hands on until such time as he manages to nab the Spiderman license.

  3. Ketlan
    Unhappy

    Bye, Star Wars...

    "Still waiting for the good news"

    Now EA is involved, you'll have a very long wait.

    1. deains
      Joke

      Re: Bye, Star Wars...

      Don't worry, I'm sure they'll make the good news available as a £19.99 DLC package.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Bye, Star Wars...

      Can I sue them for the depression they have now put me in?

  4. wowfood
    Paris Hilton

    YAY

    "Now, we need somebody to take over the role of George Lucas, lets list out a few things he brought"

    Great initial films

    Gradually goes downhill

    Turns into a pile of crap that shits on the original

    JarJarBinx

    Now who can best match this set of qualities, well EA seems to fit the bill perfectly, promise a great game, deliver something bad which gradually gets worse, and then start releasing sequals about as well thought out as jarjar. Perfect.

    Honestly can't wait to see EA butcher another franchise I loved.

    Paris because she could probably do a better job of making games than EA

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
      Devil

      C3P0 as used car salesman?

      > Great initial films

      Only because he didn't actually have free reign.

      He's been quite in character all the way to the tubes.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sorry, Master Yoda.

    “Licensing is the path to the dark side. Licensing leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.”

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Sorry, Master Yoda.

      EA leads to DRM, DRM leads to downtime, downtime leads to suffering.

    2. Michael Habel Silver badge

      Re: Sorry, Master Yoda.

      >Implying that the dark side will be cloudy?

      I have to tend to agree with you on this one.

    3. Chairo
      Terminator

      Re: Sorry, Master Yoda.

      Impossible to see the future is.

      EA is involved - we all can see the future very clearly, indeed.

    4. GitMeMyShootinIrons

      Re: Sorry, Master Yoda.

      "EA Games - You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

      Sorry, Obi-Wan.

  6. Flawless101
    Unhappy

    Just licence Obsidian the KotOR franchise, pretend TOR didn't happen and I'll be happy.

    1. Chris 244
      Go

      TOR

      What is this TOR you speak of. Oh, wait, I can find out for myself, just have to click on one of the several TOR ads being served up to me here on this page.

      And no I can't Adblock/NoScript. I'm at work, so that means I'm using IE6.

  7. Eradicate all BB entrants

    Did he not .....

    ..... even google EA to see how truly moronic and useless they are? Ordinary plebs like us would be sacked for gross misconduct for the decisions they have made since obtaining the franchise.

    What next? Shutting down ILM and farming the work out to Derek who is good at flash animation?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Did he not .....

      He probably just put it out to tender and went for the biggest number.

      I think you overestimate the long term view of these people. :D

      When it all goes to shit, it will be someone else's problem.

    2. Ben Holmes
      Unhappy

      Re: Did he not .....

      Unfortunately for your average Star Wars fan, whilst EA may well be moronic and useless, they also have a wallet that's more capacious than an Elephant's scrotum.

  8. NomNomNom

    The only good news I could possibly imagine would be if they hired George Lucas to script and direct whole the game. Without George Lucas I can't imagine any future starwars game or movie working. Star wars is like poetry, you need someone who can make each stanza rhyme with the last.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Because he did such a good job with the new trilogy. Lucas is a hack with ideas. It took a team of other people to make those ideas into a worthwhile film. When he tried to do it all himself we got jarjarbinx and an 8 year old boy flirting with somebody twice his age.

    2. Fibbles

      The only good news I can see is that Disney have retained the rights to the online games. The naive side of me hopes this means that EAs future Star Wars releases must be playable without an internet connection.

    3. Oninoshiko

      Without George Lucas I can't imagine any future starwars game or movie working.

      No, they would have to resurrect Akira Kurosawa to direct a film for Lucas to steal the plot from to get anything good anyway.

    4. Ru
      Facepalm

      if they hired George Lucas to script and direct whole the game.

      You are trolling, right?

      Cos George had to contend with a lot of other folk when the first 3 films came out... lots of strong willed and clever staff and actors, who often pushed things in directions he didn't like at all.

      Fast forward a few decades to when he's jolly rich and all powerful and gets to do what he likes, with his vision unimpeded by the plebs. We get the prequel trilogy, and shortly thereafter the 'retroactively shat-upon' editions of the original set.

      EA working with Lucas on a new game would be pretty much the nadir of the whole franchise.

  9. Gordon861

    Battlefield 3/4 - Star Wars ???

    If they just get DICE to do a reskin of Battlefield 3/4 to Star Wars graphics they will be half way to a massive seller.

    1. wowfood

      Re: Battlefield 3/4 - Star Wars ???

      If they want a real winner, they should just do a team fortress rip off

      scout = Jedi (seriously, just give them a lightsaber)

      soldier = Storm Trooper

      pyro = Boba Fett (or jango)

      demo = Princess Leia

      heavy = Wookie

      engineer = R2 unit

      medic = C3P0

      sniper = Han Solo

      spy = Lando

      You know it makes sense.

    2. Esskay
      Unhappy

      Re: Battlefield 3/4 - Star Wars ???

      This is EA. They've probably already found a way to set the game in 1942. (less reskinning to do!)

      1. Fibbles

        Re: Battlefield 3/4 - Star Wars ???

        El Alamein with AT-ATs?

        I'd buy that.

        1. AbortRetryFail

          Re: Battlefield 3/4 - Star Wars ???

          > I'd buy that.

          For a dollar?

        2. SoaG

          Re: Battlefield 3/4 - Star Wars ???

          You mean like this?

          Also, they already did the re-skinned Battlefield thing and called it Battlefront.

      2. Flawless101
        Devil

        Re: Battlefield 3/4 - Star Wars ???

        1942? Not even EA are using the setting (much) these days. Not like they used to anyway. It's all tacticool modern shooters with added realism, blue filters, and lens flare. No exceptions.

        1. Esskay

          @Flawless101

          And don't forget camera shake - apparently all soldiers can only focus on an object for about half a second before spinning around wildly and shaking their head about.

      3. enerider
        Coat

        Re: Battlefield 3/4 - Star Wars ???

        See BF1942 and Galactic Conquest Mod :-)

        Was buggy at times, but some fun could be had :D

    3. Smallbrainfield
      FAIL

      Re: Battlefield 3/4 - Star Wars ???

      FWIW BF3 hasn't been working properly for about 3 days now, constantly booting players out of the game due to EA's fucked up server system. Fucking clueless. Message says they are aware and working on the problem, shit happens.

  10. Rampant Spaniel

    Updated x wing \ tie fighter games please :-)

    1. Steve Brooks

      What?!? Because the first one wasn't perfect? You start dabbling with perfection and it's all downhill with a very bad crash at the end.

    2. Alistair MacRae
      Thumb Up

      Seconded

      I really do hate you EA, but if you're going to make a game... X-WIng vs Tie Fighter please!

    3. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      Just when I'd decided my gaming days were over, and my old PC needs drastic re-building to be able to play anything modern. Then would be the time that another TIE Fighter game would turn up, and I'd be forced to spend good money on an upgrade / new PC, to play it.

      I wasted many, many hours of my life on that game. And a few more on X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter later on.

      1. Rampant Spaniel

        They were truly epic titles. I wouldn't want to see the gameplay messed with, but a vastly updated engine would be good!

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    but BIOWare are in the mix and they are mostly responsible for SWToR which is a phenomenal immersive Star Wars experience. If they do games of that quality with EA then we have some good stuff to look forward to.

    and if anyone from EA is perusing this pithy forum then I want an X-Wing simulator. Pay attention: Every switch, button and knob will be simulated. I want cold and dark startup from Tattooine. nothing less will do.

    k, thanks, bye.

    -

    Paris in that metal bikini please.

  12. GBL Initialiser
    Mushroom

    EA: I am your publisher

    Star Wars: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    (Shamelessly stolen from a friend)

    1. Ben Rosenthal
      Facepalm

      I think what you meant was http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

      I know that's what I've just done sat at my desk.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Return of Transformers of the Caribbean anyone......?

    Can't help feeling that this is pure brand-exploitation. Surely SW hit saturation point with consumers long ago? We live in different times now, besides Lucas butchered his own baby with a thousand cuts.... Movies have become so lame of late, that I now think the original Star Wars was probably a fluke. The first Matrix movie was a fluke, hence why the two sequels were a mess. But the original SW was a lucky alignment of many things that came together perfectly. But hey they'll probably cast someone like Tom Cruise in the SW franchise reboot, and he'll bring in a billion $ every reboot proving me wrong...!

    1. You need to log in to use this part of the site
      Headmaster

      Re: Return of Transformers of the Caribbean anyone......?

      "...Movies have become so lame of late, that I now think the original Star Wars was probably a fluke. The first Matrix movie was a fluke, hence why the two sequels were a mess..."

      All sequels are shit because anyone writing a film script is going to put all their best ideas into the original story-line in order to try and get someone to buy it. No-one desperately trying to get a studio interested in their idea is going to hold back some of the 'good stuff', just on the off-chance that some day, years down the road, they might be asked to come up with a sequel.

      1. Martin
        Happy

        All sequels are shit?

        Counterexample 1 - Toy Story 2

        Counterexample 2 - Toy Story 3

        Counterexample 3 - A Shot in the Dark (the followup to the original Pink Panther)

        Counterexample 4 - The Return of the Pink Panther

        But yes, I accept that nearly all sequels are shit.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Hope the multi-player back-end is better than Battlefield 3.

    This has had issues for the last 5 days where servers crash at end of round and do not log any stats or a battle report.

    1. Gordon861

      The whole back-end with BF3 is just crap, BF2 worked fine the new system sucks.

  15. Another Justin
    Thumb Up

    Excellent news!

    Things that I have no interest in purchasing:

    - Games made by EA

    - Any game about Star Wars

    Synergistic!

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The good news

    The good news:

    The "Kill all Gungans, as violently as possible" level.

    The bad news:

    It's DLC.

    1. wowfood
      Headmaster

      Re: The good news

      Gungan style

  17. Eguro
    Unhappy

    ...

    First part of this message will be directed at Disney:

    You were the chosen one. It was said that you'd destroy the shit, not deal with them. Bring balance to the franchise, not leave it with darkness.

    Second part of this message is directed at EA:

    Execute Order 66? At least have fun dragging Star Wars through the mud.

    Final note to anyone else reading this:

    I realise I've used quotes from the prequels in the above. This is done as a indication that I believe those films will be shown to be of higher quality than anything EA can get out of the Star Wars franchise.

  18. chiller

    I would settle for a new 'Tie Fighter' game, with today's computing power it could be awesome.

    EA please omit DRM, micro-transactions, DLCing the shit out it and always connected requirement and you have a winner.

  19. Maharg
    Unhappy

    WTF?

    Am I the only one who can’t read half of this story because an advert is cutting out the right hand side text? This isn’t the first time this has happened to me on this site.

    Flashing ads to get you attention are one thing.

    Ads that play sound and music having you scramble around to see where it’s coming from are bad enough.

    But seriously, an ad that makes it impossible to read the content of the page with no button to minimize or remove?

    To read this story I had to go back to the homepage three times before the offending ad was replaced by a smaller one that didn’t cover the text.

    In the words of Jean Luc Picard, “What the f*** is this s***?”

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: WTF?

      Try using a decent web browser, that should solve the ad problem. By which I mean your browser doesn't render the ad correctly, placing it over text rather than beside. Not that you should download an ad blocking plugin like every sane person does the moment they install a browser.

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      2. Maharg
        FAIL

        Re: WTF?

        Thats all well and good, but for some unknown reason the IT dept doesn't like me downloading things in my lunch hour, I can't imagine why...

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I am a true believer

    jeez, he must have been in the same form as that MS clown, this baldie, what'shisname...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I am a true believer

      Maybe he's getting star wars mixed up with marvel. Y'know since stan Lee refers to folks as "true believers"

  21. Rogue Jedi

    X-Wing Sim please

    I hope they have the good sence to make a space combat sim like the old X-Wing Series, they could even novels as a starting point, e.g. a first game based on X-Wing Rogue Squadron through to The Bacta War, a second based on the Thrawn trilogy and so on. this would stop them from messing it up with noncensical plots.

    This could be a sucessfull idea if done correctly, however I doubt EA would be able to resist swapping out the "simulation aspects" in favor of arcade shooter idiocy.

    1. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
      Facepalm

      Re: X-Wing Sim please

      Nooo we want more of the excellent TIE fighter type games "Eat lasers and die rebel scum"

      Sadly EA will give us something along the lines of the Ewok family christmas special complete with DRM and alway on internet connected to single 486 authetication server on 28k dialup in EA's basement........

      1. Rampant Spaniel

        Re: X-Wing Sim please

        No, theres only one thing worse than that and it's what they will choose. That's using a 'cloud' based authentication \ drm system which will promptly fail repeatedly and be unable to cope with the demand because we all know the major selling points of the cloud aren't its redundancy and scaleability ;-) The sad thing is it's not usually the underlying technology but rather the implementation.

  22. Pirate Dave
    Coat

    Eh, misquoted?

    "Like hundreds of millions of people, I am a true believer – someone who can’t get enough of the story, the culture, and the ethos of Star Wars," EA Labels president Frank Gibeau gushed. "And I'm glad nobody has ever realized that I got sick to death of playing SimCity years and years ago..."

  23. Steve Knox
    Trollface

    "True Believer"

    "Like hundreds of millions of people, I am a true believer – someone who can’t get enough of the story [of how George Lucas managed to amass a huge fortune marketing crap kids toys from b-grade movies], the culture [that encourages parents to buy everything their children ask for and adults to collect and never use kids' toys], and the ethos [of suing the pants off of anyone who tries to use something remotely resembling one's IP] of Star Wars," EA Labels president Frank Gibeau gushed.

  24. Marketing Hack Silver badge
    Flame

    Pick suitable EA/Star Wars meme below......

    Take your pick of the below....

    1) I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if a billion video game fans suddenly cried out, and were then silenced....

    2) DRM! Paid patching! Ingame advertising! The Dark Side are those!!

    3) EA headquarters!--you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany.....

    4) Luke: Quick!, the game is heading for that small moon! Obi-wan: That's no moon, that's a price tag....

    5) EA: That'll be 25,000--up front. Video game fan: 25,000!!??! I could develop the game for that!! EA: Yeah kid, but could you license it?

  25. veti Silver badge
    Holmes

    The good news

    It's Star Wars. Seriously, you didn't expect anything good to come out of that franchise anyway, did you?

    When Disney bought it, I thought they'd be hard pressed to screw it up any more than Lucas already has.

    So clearly they decided to get some expert help. I look forward to seeing the release, and subsequent panning, of six new clones of Command & Conquer with skins to match each movie.

    1. Zmodem

      Re: The good news

      most companies would choose EA as a fail safe to make a game, they make inhouse games, own 10 more studios and a publisher for 30 more

  26. mr.K
    Coat

    M and M and the Hero

    I cannot brag that I have tried every Star Wars game out there, and other sci-fi world based games. But as I see it hero based worlds like Star Wars is very poorly suited for multiplayer games, at least massive multiplayer. The trick for a good massive multiplayer universe is a place were being the average Joe is exiting. A universe were the exiting thing is to be the hero, then it will be a bit too many heroes in the world.

    But then again, quite a lot of the massive multiplayer games is it just in name. They are really parallel solo player games. You do the quests that everybody else have done and nobody pauses to say "Listen lady, I just saw that guy over there return it, and I have it from good authority that half a million other people has also retrived your purse, so no, I will not retrieve your stinking purse." There are exceptions of course, but they are rare.

  27. RAMChYLD
    Unhappy

    Hope the devs from LucasArts...

    Form a new company and use Kickstarter to fund their games. Their games are quality. It'll be sad to for the story to just end here.

  28. Urh

    What about Bioware?

    Knights of the new republic, anyone? Yeah, probably won't happen. Although it'd be pretty awesome if it did. What I can see happening is Disney trying to get the games to be released at around the same time as the movies. And we all know what that means....

  29. Zmodem

    every inhouse ea game is crap, epic should make them on unreal 3 engine, then they can cash in on gears of wars and ut star wars games when the cartoon of disney fails

  30. Danny 5
    FAIL

    of all possible cimpanies

    they had to go with EA? the company renowned for releasing unfinished games?

    They reached a new low for me when a friend of mine bought Tiger Woods 14. there are courses in the main game that aren't included, you have to get them as DLC. the game is riddled with errors. Many errors are so obvious, i'm left wondering if they do any testing or quality assurance on their games.

    I'm trying to avoid their games like the plague, EA is nothing like the beautiful company called Electronic Arts back in the 80's

    1. Zmodem

      Re: of all possible cimpanies

      all the sports games are EA inhouse, need for speed and others go to there other studios, battlefield etc they just publish

  31. Rampant Spaniel

    Wookie vs Predator

    Please!

  32. Lionel Baden
    FAIL

    EA !!!!

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  33. Tank boy
    Childcatcher

    Oh boy.

    Lucas pretty much tanked the movies with the prequels, now Disney wants to make sure it's good and buried with EA. There is a great disturbance in the Force.

  34. Trokair 1
    Flame

    Well that is it then

    I had though that given the quality (and lack there of) of the last (first?) three movies that the big Mouse actually had a chance at a winner here. The fact that they willingly would team up with at company of such terrible ethic as EA leads me to revise my previous thoughts. Disney can die in a fire with EA, its the humane thing to do.

    1. Goat Jam

      Re: Well that is it then

      Disney aren't exactly known for their high ethical standards either you know.

      In fact partnering up with a corrupt bunch of thieves such as EA is about the most balanced pairing possible under the circumstances I reckon.

  35. Tony Paulazzo

    Disney: The mouse who started the draconian copyright wars - jumped into bed with EA: Profit before playability, DRM before customers needs, and people act surprised. Marriage made in heav... hell far as I can see.

  36. Avatar of They
    Mushroom

    Cheers.

    Seriously Reg, I am having a really crappy time at work due to management and every morning is a grind.

    And the first article I read is that the DRM peddling menace that is EA (show me the money or else) Origin creating EULA joke of a software house that is single handedly ruining gaming, will now handle the star wars franchise.

    What next? A lesson in seal pup clubbing?

    1. SoaG

      Re: Cheers.

      Offhand foot in front, and don't lock your elbow or you'll hurt your wrist.

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