Tiz the wrong colour of blue.
and therefore tacky.
No, it won’t allow you to enter the Vortex, “that mysterious region where time and space are”, as Terrance Dicks so aptly put it, “one.” Nor, even if you max out the available storage options, will it give you space enough to hold the entire Matrix. Its CPU is not APC. But - let’s be honest - you don’t buy a PC casing that …
You have three options :
A) Give me a fifty quid royalty on each sale.
B) The Earth gets it. I've had enough of saving the poxy thing anyway.
C) I'll take one free unit in full and final settlement. Email firstname.lastname@example.org for delivery details. It's not much to ask and it'll save you a lot of trouble. You know it makes sense.
Since heat rises, I would expect that the top vents are for the exhaust and the PSU (on the bottom) is pulling in cool (and dirty) air and blowing it upwards like the early Pentium Slot II PSUs. The two fans would seem to be for additional stirring of the interior air so as to ensure that all the heat pockets are disrupted. Of course, if they are blowing out and the top is the input, one can still easily reverse the flow with some fairly easy wiring adjustments ;)
I also have to wonder about the comments concerning the color. One mentioned paint. Really? They don't have coloured aluminium in your time?
Hopefully as a mark of the quality of the build and not because the blue lamp switch might be flakey.
Does anyone know if the lamp can be made to flash? Missed a trick if it doesn't.
And the optical drive tray ought to "mmmmmmmmm" out (sorry ,can't imitate classic series scanner sound FX in text)
I'd like one of these. I've been a good boy today , haven't used my credit cards, studied hard, haven't insulted or hit anyone. I've eaten no chocolate or candies, never been unfaithful to either my wife, or any of my girlfriends. Please, Santa!
Sorry the letter is so short, I've got to get out of bed now, and go the the unemployment office.
Once again a shocking example of disregard for customers by going for style over substance and at a premium price point. You could get a much better spec'd machine for cheaper elsewhere hell I could build one in my basement running a modified version of Arch linux compiled manually, but no doubt the Whotards will be queuing up outside television centre to buy one just so they can brag to their mates on newsgroups that they wrote their latest fan fiction on one.
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