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After proudly revealing the details of almost 2,000 new generic top-level domain applications, red-faced ICANN was today forced to yank the whole lot after applicants complained that their home addresses had been published by mistake. ICANN published the partial text of 1,930 gTLD bids – each of which carried a $185,000 …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It's the applicants own fault!

    They didn't pay extra for the whois privacy.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Conspiracy Theory #2,305:

    Various governments and/or business organizations want to take over ICANN's functions, so they got their agents working inside ICANN, screwing things up so badly that the public will scream, "Get rid of ICANN!! They're arrogant and incompetent!"

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Conspiracy Theory #2,305:

      The sad thing about it is that I nearly find myself hoping you're right. The non-conspiracy alternative requires levels of incompetence that are just too painful to have to think about.

    2. Lee Dowling Silver badge
      Happy

      Re: Conspiracy Theory #2,305:

      Where can I send a donation to, to aid the efforts of these insiders?

    3. Crazy Operations Guy

      Re: Conspiracy Theory #2,305:

      You mean move it back under the US Department of Commerce like it had been up until a few years ago?

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    .fuckup

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      icann.arefucktards

  4. mark 63 Silver badge

    "For many of the big brand names applying for new gTLDs, the fact that they had to file personal data about their officers and directors – needed for ICANN's background checks – was a much higher barrier to the programme than the $185,000 fee."

    So many of our big brands are run by dodgy geezers?

    -----------------------

    "They are going to be livid" PMSL

    1. Hardcastle the ancient

      So many of our big brands are run by dodgy geezers?

      I'd be surprised at the suggestion that any were NOT run by dodgy geezers, frankly.

  5. pip25
    FAIL

    They should really call off the whole thing

    gTLDs were a bad idea to begin with, but ICANN's unnumbered embarrassments show that they're simply not capable of handling it. Better to stop now than to wait until this mess goes live and the REALLY bad issues crop up. (Because there's no doubt in my mind that they will.)

  6. jai

    ICANN ??

    more like ICANT

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: ICANN ??

      Original - not.

  7. fronty
    FAIL

    Honestly, you couldn't make this shit up!

  8. frank ly

    ICANN have invited me .......

    .... to a drinks party at a south London brewery. I won't bother going.

  9. oldredlion
    Happy

    kerching!

    Apart from the initial "how can we get a lot of money?" question, ICANN hasn't put much effort into this.

  10. LinkOfHyrule
    FAIL

    ICANN I can't

    Do these guys operate out of a lock-up garage in Peckham or something?

    1. Alister

      Re: ICANN I can't

      >>Do these guys operate out of a lock-up garage in Peckham or something?

      I'm sorry, the Company address details are privileged information and cannot be published on the internet...

  11. andy mcandy
    WTF?

    in regard to the whole gTLD "choose your own" auction (now fiasco)

    WHY??

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY????

    1. TeeCee Gold badge

      Re: in regard to the whole gTLD "choose your own" auction (now fiasco)

      Easy one. Why not?

      <Sound of heavy bag of cash being placed on table>

    2. Olafthemighty
      Stop

      Re: in regard to the whole gTLD "choose your own" auction (now fiasco)

      Two words: Ker. Ching.

  12. Tom Chiverton 1
    FAIL

    125k *just to apply* then skim a percentage of the auction for the multiple bids ? For something no body needs or wants?

    Winner !

    Then skim further money for all the extra defensive registrations companies will have to make until the end of time ?

    Bonus !

    Have the EU banking clan object to the whole idea on the grounds that 419 scammers shouldn't be able to operate barclays.bank ?

    Priceless !

  13. Eduard Coli
    Trollface

    Idiots

    This is obviously a product of excessive drug use.

    Extravagant bonuses will still be forthcoming.

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