Men keep a lot of stuff in there pockets, but women often don't often have as many pockets. This solution allows them to repurpose "nature's pocket".
It's like a kangaroo pouch?
There's not much to say about this one. It's a flash drive... and it looks like a tampon. Presumably the idea is that it will be ignored if a thief rifles through your backpack, handbag or briefcase. USB tampon Tampon-shaped USB stick The company flogging it has a taste for the bad pun... so prepare for the worst if you …
Yeh, until some vandal or pocket thief violently SNATCHES the string while yelling "WHAT'S *THIS*????"
Male or female, one'll probably feel as is deranged by a black hole or super cosmic filament... initiating a cosmic vacuum or subspace inver-plosion...
Even Star Trek technobabble probably couldn't come up with a term for that one...
You're totally right! If a thief finds that the woman he's robbing keeps used tampons in her handbag, he'll probably consider her another victim of society and give her things back. Either that or GTFO screaming :)
Even if the thief is one of those 'tampon connoisseurs' that have been named in recent comments in this thread, chances are that the device will never see a USB port again.
It's a win-win.
It's clear that these tampons should be made mandatory for any company employee or civil servant that wants to move around citizen's unencrypted private data in a thumbdrive.
It could be used like those fake cans that are containers for stashing things.
I'm sure most cops are the sort that are phobic about "women's things", they'd not even want to touch it, especially of the makers supplied a sachet of something to smear on it.
A result for female drug users ;-)
Obviously designed by a bloke! You live with a woman long enough you know what they look like, feel like and what they weigh. Surely this thing is all hard and plasticy, not light and all cotton-wooly like the real thing? Any bozo who's ever handled the things knows what they look and feel like is not going to be fooled for a second!
My wife (and all my other female friends) thank you. For giving the TSA an excuse to go poking around, looking for things in places that would have otherwise been left alone.
You don't think the criminal element doesn't already know about and make use of this (and other) orifices? Now they've got an excuse to go probing the general public.
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