oh i want one, i want one!!!!
where's the cake?
Despite the fact they generally sit on the mantlepiece as a decorative reminder of where one's interest lies, replica weapons are a big business and gaming enthusiasts are an eager audience to target. Fans of Valve's Portal franchise are the latest group in sight. They're being pitched with this 1:1 scale model from the series …
"...it could be used to startle any burglars into leaving a rather smelly DNA depositary behind as they dash for the window in which they entered."
Not only is this a horribly-formed sentence, but 'depositary' is an incorrect spelling of the wrong word.
It's also worth mentioning that faeces do not reliably contain DNA, as such comprises waste products from food, and not necessarily cells that have been made in the body.
As you pass through the Airpor Unauthorised Item Emancipation Grid, your Apeture Science Handheld Portal Device may be emancipated. Aperture Science would like to apologise for the incovenience this may cuase to your continued testing.
Loss of valuable equipment will result in an unsatisfactory test result.
Reading the Headline and subheading I thought this was some new Glory Hole fetish and the Reg had forgotten the NSFW tag. Opening the article and seeing the picture I was still going with the NSFW.
I'm leaving. The coat with the tissues in the pocket... thanks.
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