Thus neatly proving that ...
... us Yanks aren't the only ugly tourists on this dampish rock :-)
A 49-year-old British tourist was rescued by "surprised" Tenerife firemen after an energetic shag ended with her dangling naked by her ankle from a flight of holiday apartment stairs. The unfortunate victim of decidedly unsafe sex - named only as "AMAM" - was indulging in "frenzied" rumpy-pumpy with her husband on a landing of …
Not sure about Carry on Majorca?
More like "Carry on up the Costas"!
I've felt sad for several years, now that the lads have passed on!
In the Western part of Andalucia, there is a perfect set for a "Carry-On" package holiday type caper using the following towns all to be found within 160 km of Seville:
"Moron de la Frontera"
and (drum roll - wait for it...)
I can see Sid "phwoaring" and Kenneth Williams in Blazer as the harassed tour guide trying to corral his charges. As for Babs Windor.....'nuff said!
Hmmmm. I may have difficulty sourcing a naked middle aged Brit Playmobil figurine. Will a blonde in a bikini do? I've just taken delivery of one...
Also, I'll put my thinking cap on as to just how to work a rogue Russian space probe into the equation. We can't have people getting upset about the lack of a solid news angle, can we?
Well I know this is in Spain so the NHS weren't involved, but I know people who've been sent home and advised to take over the counter painkillers when it later transpired they had broken bones.
Upon viewing an x-ray a doctor once asked me when I'd broken my wrist. I replied that I didn't know I had. Quoth the doctor "That explains why it's healed so badly then."
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