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The website of the Mail Online – the most read online newspaper in the world - appears to have broken this morning with users finding it impossible to get past the homepage. All page links have been reset to direct to the home page: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html Clicking on a story from the homepage only results …

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  1. Alastair Dodd 1
    Mushroom

    Mail Online – the most read online newspaper in the world

    WHAT??? Oh god we are truly doomed if that dirty rag full of hate, racism and just plain rubbish is actually the most read newspaper. I'm hoping that is just another lie from the Hatemail

    1. Code Monkey

      It's mostly Guardian readers trolling the comments

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I need some more statistics.

      I'd like to know how many of the hits are your typical daily mail readers vs people peering at the bile and knowing it's codshite vs people visiting to see what the screeching chimps are saying in the comments.

  2. R J Tysoe

    For those missing there Daily Mail news fix, I'll sum it up for you:

    Everything causes cancer.

    People from Essex are publicity whores.

    Everything causes cancer.

    Carry on and keep buying things that cause cancer.

    1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

      Re:

      That may be the newspaper (in fact, more likely the Daily Express which apes the Mail), but Mail Online is a very different beast... Half-naked celebs on every page, anyone?

      C.

      1. Jason Bloomberg Silver badge
        Coat

        Everything causes cancer ....

        "Mail Online is a very different beast"

        Are you sure?

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2061253/Global-increase-prostate-cancer-use-contraceptive-Pill.html

    2. Ancient Oracle funkie

      You forgot:

      - Illegral immigrant asylum seeking benefit fraudsters (who all live in castles and palaces while driving around in Aston Martins) also cause cancer

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Don't forget

      Pictures of some slim, in favour bint and an article about how wonderful she looks having lost weight after the birth

      Pictures of some equally slim, out favour bint and an artilce about how awful she looks having piled on the pounds.

      Pictures of some skinny, out of favour bint and an article about her battle with anorexia (which she denies), and why do poor young girls feel the need to diet etc.

      Heavily photoshopped pictures to support the above.

      No irony or responsibility whatsoever.

    4. Anonymous John

      Actually

      xxx steps out with yyy.

      Story with a tenuous Downton Abbey connection.

      Face of the FSM seen in a plate of pasta.

      Tits.

      Pippa Middleton's arse.

      More tits.

      .

    5. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      @R J Tysoe

      You missed two:

      Everything prevents cancer ( http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com/ ).

      Doom, doom, doom and gloom.

      PS: Sorry, thought of another one: Misery.

    6. Dunstan Vavasour
      Megaphone

      And also

      You forgot:

      Everything causing cancer will cause house prices to rise/fall

    7. Mike Richards Silver badge

      Mail website summary

      Shock and outrage on the left. Slappers on the right.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        And here I am, stuck in the middle with the rest of them.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    In other news, world IQ peaked slightly during the hour of down-time.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Mail Online is always broken whether is it up or not.

  5. pctechxp

    no real loss

    As all the Mail seems to peddle is middle class angst about nothing.

  6. Smallbrainfield
    Mushroom

    Perhaps someone at the Mail has finally seen themselves for what they are

    and through wracking sobs of self-loathing nuked the website for the good of humanity.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Oh no!

    Where will readers of the 'bigoted comic' go for today's dose of hate and fear?

  8. Matt_V
    WTF?

    Really?!

    The most read online newspaper in the world? Oh good god.

  9. Code Monkey

    It being the Mail, maybe someone decided internal links give you cancer

  10. I know better
    Mushroom

    Didn't even notice! I only need to read the front page and I'm already out the door pitchfork in hand.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Not hacked

    No need to panic :)

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I blame teh immigrants

    stealing all our internetz

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    They probably called the "Occupy" people a bad name so got the police to shut them down!

  14. Jim Morrow
    Paris Hilton

    WTF?

    was it welfare scrounging illegal immigrants and asylum seekers who took down the site? or can we blame the evil eu? or both?

    did the outage cause cancer?

    what was the impact on house prices of the daily heil's web site failing?

    paris icon because there has to be a paris angle to this story.

  15. Chris Hainey
    Joke

    The ultimate Hate and Fear Apoplexy headline

    Peadophiles Cause Cancer!

    But the immortal rule remains, if the DM headline is a question, the answer is ALWAYS no.

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