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Small fiery pieces of what was once a climate-monitoring satellite will hurtle towards the Earth's surface this Friday. Unless you live in Greenland, Siberia or Antarctica, watch out for dazzling lights in the sky as red-hot lumps of NASA-grade aluminium descend upon our planet. The space agency predicts that the debris from …

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  1. Chris Miller
    Happy

    I know what you mean

    But the probability of a given individual being hit is more like 1-in-20,000,000,000,000 - or bloody unlucky, as we actuaries like to put it.

  2. Josco

    It's true

    you are more likely to get hit by a satellite than win the lottery

  3. Pen-y-gors Silver badge

    Title not quite right

    "1-in-3,200 chance you'll be hit by fiery satellite..." - nope, 1-in-3,200 chance that SOMEONE, somewhere will be hit by fiery space-bus - chance that's it's me/you/a specific individual more like 1 in several trillion....

    1. Stubar
      Go

      Obligatory Pratchet reference coming up ....

      I'd be more worried if it was a 1 in a million chance; for as we know they can crop up 9 times out of ten.

      1. Colin Millar
        Go

        Even worse than that

        "A 10% chance is pretty unlikely, but everyone knows that a one-in-a-million chance is a sure thing!"

        From The Order of the Stick I think

      2. darkmage0707077
        Go

        Wizards have figured it out

        Or in this case, one in 20 trillion chances crop up 18900000 times out of 21000000.

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    3. Stratman

      People win the lottery every week. Are people hit by satellites every week?

      1. David Dawson
        Holmes

        Well

        This is all an abuse of statistics.

        Now, I'm no maths genius, so please correct the glaring ommisions here.

        As pointed out above, the 1 in XX chance of hitting someone means that the essential algorithm is reversed.

        ie, if you were to transpose yourself from the lottery example into the satellite example, you would not be a person on the earth, you would be the satellite.

        Calculating how likely it is to hit me is beyond my number crunching skills (I'm more of a logic cruncher).

        However to take the lottery as a comparison.

        There is 1 draw per week, with very long odds. However, _millions_ of people enter, so there is regularly a winner. If millions of satellites were to enter the atmosphere every week, then in all likelihood, someone would be hit each week.

        By the same reasoning, if only a single person (and no one else) were to buy a ticket this week, then they would be less likely to win the lottery than be hit by this satellite (according to the above numbers that I can't confirm)

        This is how you'd make the two equivalent. Essentially, a single, given lottery ticket winning is the valid thing to compare to a single satellite, not the entire lottery.

        You see the results of this in the satellite odds themselves. The 1 in 3200 is the total system involved. The odds to hit someone, anyone. If you were to calculate what the odds were for someone, anyone, to win the lottery. I'd fully expect that they'd be in the same order as these. Maybe a bit lower, given that there is generally a winner each week or two.

        Here ends the lesson, corrections sent to my good friend, Mr Don Kiddick or his special friend, Ben Dover.

    4. Grease Monkey

      @Josco - I believe there is a 1 in 54 chance that you will win something on the lottery if you enter a single line, but there is a 1 in 21 trillion chance that you will be hit by the satellite. While I accept that 1 in a million chances come up nine times out of ten I can't see that 1 in 21 trillion is more likely than 1 in 54. Maybe it's because your calculator won't go up to 21 trillion that you can't do a simple probability calculation like that.

  4. JohnMurray

    So there is hope....

    ....that the incessant music from next door may stop soon....

  5. Matt Norrie
    Mushroom

    This is akin to a Daily Mail headline

    No there isn't a 1 in 3,200 chance I'll be hit by fiery chunks of satellite, there's a 1 in 3,200 chance that some body on the planet will be hit by a piece of satellite which means the the chance of me being hit is 1 in 3,200 x the number of people on the planet, which is about 7 billion.

    So I personally have a 1 in 22400 billion chance of being hit by a piece of satellite which is pretty slim....

  6. Flugal

    1-in-3,200 chance of hitting a person

    1-in-3,200 chance of hitting a person? Really.

    Presumably that would mean, on average, the area of the Earth it could hit is 1/3200th covered in humans? I'm a bit sceptical of the maths on that one.

    1-in-3,200 chance of hitting a human, or something-made-by humans (house, road etc.) sounds more reasonable perhaps.

    1. The Cube
      Flame

      It is falling over north America

      You have to remember that Americans are mostly obese and therefore cover a much greater proportion of the ground than other people, thus making it much harder for the flaming lumps of satellite to sneak between the bellies and bingo wings to actually hit the ground...

    2. Monty Burns

      About as much chance as HMRC admitting a mistake then...

    3. Def Silver badge
      Coat

      Surely there's a number-of-pieces-the-satellite-breaks-up-in-to in 3,200 * the-number-of-people-located-in-the-region-the-satellite-could-land-in chance of being hit?

  7. Tegne
    Black Helicopters

    Nice earning potential for any victim of damage.

    "The smouldering lump will remain the property of the United States and must be turned over to local police." - So I guess they will also have to admit liability for any damage/injury sustained. I hope it hits my car. I've always wanted a Lamborghini.

  8. Gene Cash Silver badge
    Thumb Up

    One can hope!

    I'd like a chunk of satellite! Unfortunately the last time something big broke up over the US, only New Mexico & Texas got in on the fun.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "extremely remote"

    One in 3200 chance of hitting "a person" out of what, some five or six milliard? Yes, that's fairly remote. It's still a bit sloppy, though. Time to get on with that Recycling In Spaaaace thing.

  10. Tom 79

    l2stats

    >1-in-3,200 chance you'll be hit by fiery satellite chunks on Friday

    >has a 1-in-3,200 chance of hitting *a* person

    So it's really a world population * 3200 chance, roughly speaking.

  11. Jolyon

    So not a 1 in 3,200 chance I will be hit but a 1 in 3,200 chance *someone* will be hit.

    I feel much happier about that.

    That's fate tempted.

  12. David 66

    I think I'd take the view that I could sell any fragments on eBay. Yeah! take that, America!

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  15. ElReg!comments!Pierre Silver badge

    1 in 3200, remote?

    Funny that, they confiscate my bottle of water and razor blades on planes, on much much smaller odds!

    Also, "remain the property of the United States" hey good luck with that if it lands on _my_ lawn. I wonder if they make Afghan civilians bring the bullets back to the local police. Surely they remain the property of the USA, too? An interesting question springs to mind: if the debris remain the property of the USA, do they accept full criminal liability for the damage (and/or casualties)?

  16. ptpeetee

    Who's law?

    "The smouldering lump will remain the property of the United States and must be turned over to local police." According to what law? Haven't NASA heard about the inter-planetary law of "finders keepers"?

  17. TeeCee Gold badge
    Coat

    1 in 3,200, umpty-gazillion, whatever.

    Remind me again. What are the odds of two members of the scots chapter of the lard chariot owner's club scooping a rollover on the Euromillions?

    Sod the tinfoil hat, give me my Chobam armoured umbrella.......

  18. heyrick Silver badge

    Hmm...

    I'm probably missing something, but if an orbiting satellite can't be reasonably tracked to narrow it down better than "most of Earth", what hope do we have of tracking incoming lumps of rock?

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    1. Mike Richards

      Satellites are harder to predict

      The exact time the satellite begins its reentry depends on many factors, but mostly the density of the atmosphere where it is orbiting. Because of heating from solar radiation the atmosphere's density changes over periods of hours and days which can dramatically change the amount of drag being experienced by the satellite.

      Added to which this satellite has probably lost all attitude control so it will be tumbling and experiencing variable amounts of drag, all of which make predictions a bit less - well - predictable.

      An asteroid on the other hand approaches the Earth through a vacuum at a relative speed of several to tens of kilometres per second following the laws of Mr. Newton. The atmosphere only has any effect on it during the last few seconds before it carves out a dent on the surface.

      1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge
        Boffin

        Actually,

        Given its relative speed of tens of kiloetres per second, said lump of rock has its path more accurately described by the theories of one Mr Einstein, which superceded the 'laws' of Mr Newton governing fast moving/very massive objects some while ago.

        1. Poor Coco
          Thumb Down

          Bah.

          Einsteinian relativity only makes a measurable difference above about 0.01c, i.e., *thousands* of kilometres a second.

    2. moiety

      They might be able to get away with that in the US....if it lands anywhere else it's salvage.

      1. Marty
        Windows

        and to back up the claim to keep possession of said lump of ex-satellite.....

        surely the plan to burn it up in the atmosphere to dispose of it is like throwing something in the bin because you have no use for it and dont want it.., but wanting it back because somebody else does?

        windows user icon because it looks like Albert Steptoe

  20. Pete 2

    Heavens above

    ... and if you want to track it, heavens-above.com have a nice, real-time view of who's under the flight path.

    The irony is that if it does actually come down on top of some unfortunate person, they will be one of the few, verifiable, casualties of climate change. Though not from its earthly effects, but our efforts to do something about it.

  21. LuMan
    Joke

    Hand it in to Police?

    I can just see that at my local cop-shop:

    "'Allo, 'allo. What's this, then?"

    "It's a small piece of downed satellite."

    "Look, I'm busy drinking tea and doing the Sun crossword. Do you know the penalty for wasting Police time?"

    "But, sir. We're supposed to hand these bits in for you."

    "Really? Who told you that, then?"

    "NASA."

    "Oh yeah? And I'm bleedin' Sherlock 'Olmes! Go on, get out you bleedin' idiot!"

    At which point NASA send round the big, black limos to 'take care of you' for not returning their smouldering lumps of space crap.

    Still, the light show should be good.......

  22. Real Ale is Best
    Alien

    Surely the laws of salvage would apply.

    I'll look after my piece of space junk until you pay for my storage and recovery costs, thanks.

  23. MH Media

    Feck!

    No doubt some enterprising "traveller" family will try and sell it back to NASA for 6 million quid.

    1. BasevaInc
      Mushroom

      The radiation will probably kill you before the cheque can be cashed!

  24. BasevaInc
    WTF?

    Good time to take out some insurance.

  25. James Micallef Silver badge
    Mushroom

    "the US government expressly forbids you from selling it on eBay"

    I seem to understand that pieces are likely to land all over the world, in which case what possible jurisdiction could the US have. If it lands in my garden (possibility slightly larger than 1 in 21 trillion?) it's going on eBay

    1. Stuart 22
      Happy

      To Bay or not to Bay?

      No you won't. Ebay is a US corporation. Better try Gumtree or Exchange & Mart ....

    2. Graham Marsden
      Pirate

      Insurance...

      ... Certainly, Sir, I'll sell you this fantastic anti-satellite insurance policy.

      If you're killed by a fragment of satellite I'll pay you one million pounds on personal application...

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      What possible jurisdiction could the US have?

      James Micallef, ask for example Afghanis, Iraqis, Swiss etc... Though if I find it it's going on sale for sure.

  26. DJ 2
    Pint

    Didn't I hear that...

    Russia had to pay for clean up of Canada when one of it's satelites spewed nuclear material all across the country? If I find a bit of the satelite, Nasa can bloody well pay me for it! Should keep me in beer for a while.

  27. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Of course Devo knew all about this years ago :-

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iktsVGg0-w0

  28. s. pam
    Pirate

    Attention Dale Farm

    We have a 3,200:1 hope that some hits you....

    Fucking Game on!

  29. Linker3000
    Mushroom

    NASA UARS updates via RSS

    Be prepared - follow the NASA UARS bulletins via RSS here:

    http://www.nasa.gov/rss/uars_update.xml

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A chunk of aluminium...

    ...that cooked on plasma as if fell may have become radioactive while flying outside earth atmosphere, or contaminated with radioactive dust by any means. I wouldn't touch it, and possibly cover it with a lead box, until the MIB pick it up. Only a geiger counter in hand would ensure it is even safe to get near it.

  31. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    US Government

    I'm not sure they police the entire planet yet?, maybe eBay.

  32. Anonymous Coward
    Trollface

    not many governments on this planet...

    would disagree with the property claim by NASA, backed up by the gov of the US of A. But then, again... Iranian ebay perhaps?

    And the North Koreans wouldn't mind wagging the dog, I'm sure. And then think of the Russians, the Chinese, they do sit on a bit of an estate and their asking price might not be worth making too much noise about NASA property claim...

    1. Francis Boyle Silver badge

      Yes, because

      everything that goes into space automatically becomes radioactive and as a bonus if it's living it acquires super-powers.

    2. Richard 12 Silver badge
      WTF?

      FFS, it's not going to be radioactive

      At least, no more than a banana.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Joke

      Just use a mobile on the Three network to detect radiation

      Just use a mobile on the Three network to detect radiation and if near the object you don't get reception then you know its radioactive. Failing that wait for Android 4.2 which has geiger counter sensor support for the japanese market.

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  34. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Wonder how 1 in 3,200 was derived?

    I'll bet the old Far Side strip or South Park could tell us. Maybe a Lego simulation...

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  36. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If only it landed in Basildon

    If it landed on Dale farm in Basildon then I'm sure there would be alot of happy tax payers.

    And before you complain it will be empty on friday and the whole cleanup would have to be born by NASA saving alot of money - that is the logic at work here, anything else is in your own evil minds :p.

  37. Grease Monkey

    "The smouldering lump will remain the property of the United States and must be turned over to local police."

    Oh yeah? I know the US government seem to think their law applies around the whole planet, but it doesn't. I'd like to see them make that stick some countries. Personally I hope it lands (without harn to any life) in a country unfriendly to the US and that the people that find the bits make a fortune out of it.

    I just love the fact that NASA think it's a big problem that one of their satellites may be damaged by space debris, but don't seem to think it's nearly as big an issue that somebody or their property may be hit by NASA's own space debris. Irony? They've heard of it.

  38. Barry Rueger

    Why not steer away?

    OK, maybe I missed a memo, but if NASA can "order the satellite to burn its remaining fuel," couldn't they also order it to push off in some direction out of our gravity pool?

    1. Ross R

      It would have had no where near enough fuel to do that. To escape our gravity pool it would probably have to increase its speed from about 8km/s to 11km/s. Don't forget, that kinetic energy is proportional to speed squared. It also had a lot of help to get to 8km/s, in the form of a much bigger launch rocket.

    2. Richard 12 Silver badge
      Mushroom

      Insufficient delta-V

      To make a significant change to an orbit you need quite a lot of delta-V

      To escape, you've got to burn fuel to get all that delta-V.

      However, to crash you only need to burn fuel enough to enter an aerobraking scenario, which gives you delta-V for free, and you get even more when you hit the ground.

  39. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So what area is that?

    1/3200 chance hmmm 510 072 000 km^2 earth surface 7x10^9 people assuming a person takes about 1 m^2 of surface area. I guess that means that somewhere is likely to get a nice 23m^2 divot Friday.

    I always wanted my garden to Autodig

  40. Grumpy Fellow
    Thumb Up

    Good old days

    Back from 1986 to 1991 I worked on the flight software for UARS. The onboard computer was a NASA Standard Spacecraft Computer-1 that I think was made by IBM. It used magnetic core memory, which was great because you could turn one side off for years and when you powered it back up, not a single bit was flipped. Memory words were 18 bits, so we did everything in Octal, not Hexadecimal (since 18 bits made 6 octal digits). The design language was FORTRAN 77. Once we got the FORTRAN running in simulation, we converted it to NSSC-1 assembly language manually (no compiler). Seems to me it ran about 150K instructions per second. UARS was a good satellite and worked for a long time.

    1. Jolyon

      Interesting

      That's the sort of thing I'd like to see more of on the Reg.

  41. Allan George Dyer Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    I'm really not sure...

    if I am hit by a falling piece of debris on Friday, do I

    i) tell NASA to *** off, this isn't your piece of debris it's just A piece of debris... no that isn't half your logo on the side

    ii) claim $10M from NASA for injuries caused by a falling flower pot

    iii) roll over and die

    I suppose it depends on the radiation count and accuracy...

  42. The answer is 42
    Pint

    Please, please

    Get serious for a moment. What if it lands in my Friday beer?

  43. Alan 6

    1 in 3,200 is considered remote

    Yet on Friday night millions of people across Europe will be clutching tickets that have 1 in 116,531,800 chance of ruining their lives with a single cheque for far too much money.

    Better get the tin hat out in case a chunk falls through the roof just as my numbers are drawn...

    1. John727
      Mushroom

      They don't care and we don't matter

      One in 3200 does seem pretty likely, however, once NASA figured out it wasn't going to hit the US of A, they stopped caring and the UK TV news channels (I'm looking at you BBC and Sky) just regurgitated the press release without further thought.

  44. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Admission of liability

    "Sadly, if you do manage to catch a chunk of satellite, the US government expressly forbids you from selling it on eBay. The smouldering lump will remain the property of the United States and must be turned over to local police".

    So, if said smouldering lump kills you and/or your family, your heirs will be able to prosecute the US authorities for murder (or, at the very least, manslaughter).

    No, you say? Why on earth not? Oh, I see... the US government is free to bombard any part of the planet with impunity, not caring whom it kills or renders homeless - but if anyone dares to claim ownership of the debris that killed their nearest and dearest or demolished their home, THAT would be a crime?

    1. Field Marshal Von Krakenfart

      "So, if said smouldering lump kills you and/or your family, your heirs will be able to prosecute the US authorities for murder (or, at the very least, manslaughter)."

      Y'all insist the case is tried in Georgia now.

  45. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @ Grease Monkey

    "Irony? They've heard of it".

    No. No, I don't believe they have.

  46. Dennis Wilson

    Plot

    This is an an attempt to assassinate Julian Assange. You mark my words, by the end of the day he will be a blob under two ton of scrap metal.

  47. atomic jam
    Mushroom

    Lotto or Satellite

    People get hit by satellites all the time, it's just that it's so comman, it's no longer ne......................!!

  48. Astarte

    Sweepstake

    Divide that part of the world's surface, where the bits are likely to fall (that's most of it), into a grid and have a sweepstake or similar where you can predict a likely impact area. Score one point if it's in the sea or an unpopulated area, two points for a populated area and three for an impact on a human. Charge each entry a Pound, Dollar, Euro or whatever and share the total take amongst the winners, minus a small administrative charge of course. More fun than a lottery.

  49. PeterM42
    Facepalm

    With those odds, with my luck....

    .........I would win the lottery, THEN get killed by the satellite

  50. Armando 123

    Wait a minute

    Isn't this how one of Maggie's boyfriends died in Northern Exposure?

  51. SteyBrae

    It could be YOU

    That is all.

  52. Tom 13
    Coat

    What, the subtitle isn't

    "as Climate Scientists Once Again Threaten the Well-Being of Inhabitants" or some such?

    For shame.

  53. Slabfondler
    Megaphone

    Oh NO!

    Keep that malevolent glowing yellow fruit away from me! If it was a normal banana I would know how to defend myself, but a radioactive space mutant banana...run for your lives!

  54. ph0b0s

    It's OK the US is safe....

    "As of 9:30 p.m. EDT Sept. 22, 2011, the orbit of UARS was 110 mi by 115 mi (175 km by 185 km). Re-entry is possible sometime during the afternoon or early evening of Sept. 23, Eastern Daylight Time. The satellite will not be passing over North America during that time period. It is still too early to predict the time and location of re-entry with any more certainty, but predictions will become more refined in the next 24 hours."

    From:http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/uars/index.html

    "The satellite will not be passing over North America during that time period."

    That about says it all. As long as stuff won't be raining down on North America everything is fine then.

  55. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What on Earth are we sending into space?

    There is this report http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15023115 on the BBC which includes the statement:

    “The debris will include three batteries, four wheel rims and four fuel tanks, and their speed when they hit the ground or the ocean will vary.”

    The batteries and fuel tanks are quite understandable but when read in conjunction with the rims, one has to ask “Who’s made off with the tyres?”

    (There’s a sub-joke here where someone will say that he probably has but this is not the place to discuss the new Tardis design.)

    1. Captain DaFt
      Coat

      Yeah, that "four wheel rims" got a hearty WTF? out of me. My guess is that they were included so someone at JPL could go around crowing "SPINNERSSSS INNN SPACCCCE!"

  56. Jonas Nagel
    Pint

    The 22.4 trillion possiblity...

    ...is made on the erroneous assumption that all 7 billion people on earth are outside, watching the downfall (pun!).

    In fact chances are even much smaller, that any human being is hit. So all those with the tinfoil hat, swap it for a drink in your pub, somewhere inside, when the parts land.

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