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Replace 'Dairylea' with 'iPhone' and the cheese-spread's slogan would be an accurate insight into the current state of youthful consumerism: kids will literally do anything for Apple kit. According to Chinese news site Biznewschina, a teenage girl has offered her virginity in exchange for an iPhone 4. The report, which we …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Cherry disposal

    " It took me several years to find someone I could give mine to for free"

    As Joe Jackson sang : " It's Different for Girls"

    Paris in memory of a long gone cherry

  2. DPWDC
    Coffee/keyboard

    Chortle

    "It took me several years to find someone I could give mine to for free. What is the world coming to?" - Very good sir!

  3. Cunningly Linguistic
    Facepalm

    Teenagers eh?...

    ...she just couldn't wait for the iPhone 5 to come out.

  4. jonathanb Silver badge
    FAIL

    No photos

    How can we assess the story without the aid of some photos?

  5. Graham Bartlett

    Girl using sex for financial reward

    Wow, like that's never happened before.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    Well...

    As everyone will attest, your first time is always the worst ( anyone who disagrees is a complete liar! ) so you might as well come away with something worthwhile to mark the occasion!

  7. RichyS
    Trollface

    Android

    Well, it wouldn't be an Android phone, would it? Android users have no interest (or likelihood) in losing their virginity...

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "give mine to for free"

    Caleb - a male name. Might have some bearing on your experience.

    I've had this converstaion with friends several times.

    If a woman/girl, even one challenged in the looks department, walked into a bar and said "Take me, take me now", then people would be killed in the stampede. If a bloke did the same (unless it was in a gay bar), people might die, but only because they were laughing their heads off!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Gimp

      How very dare you !

      I'm an android owner and I've lost my viginity !!

      (it isn't strictly compulsory to have someone else present is it ?)

      Thank goodness for motorola defy waterproofiness !

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Happy

      Snurk

      that is all.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I dunno

      My first time was bad, certainly, but I've had worse a few times since I got married.

      AC for obvious reasons...my spouse DOES read El Reg on occasion.

    4. The Indomitable Gall
      Linux

      It's not lack of interest...

      It's not lack of interest, it's just that the Android GUI stops them being able to check the "man" page....

      1. corrodedmonkee

        i suspect

        I suspect "man sex" would bring up something else entirely.

    5. kissingthecarpet

      Depends on the man

      I went to school with a bloke who was very very attractive to women. I'd walk through somewhere like a shopping centre with him & you could see them all drooling. He told me he found it "irritating" the cunt.

    6. Bullseyed

      Re

      Says "teenage" girl, take a wild guess?

    7. Quxy
      Boffin

      Easy enough to find...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1CKB-bSalI

    8. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      That is why

      there are very many 40+ year old male virgins, but you will never find a 20+ year old female virgin. The apparent discrepancy is accounted for by those guys that can get laid, get laid many times by many different women. This is true of just about any mammalian species - only the alpha bulls get to mate.

    9. Anonymous Coward
      Angel

      How I met your mother

      A friend in Devon met their other half by her walking into a bar, stating to the room that she was horny and who wants to go outside and ... well fornicate in a more colloquial term. They are still together 3 years later and have a baby; I guess sometimes you have to try lots of versions of something until you find what you like and she was just going about it pragmatically...

      1. Captain TickTock

        RE: How I met your mother

        I guess 3 years is a lifetime to some

    10. Andrew the Invertebrate
      Joke

      Never mind being called Caleb

      Being called Cox and not being able to give it away??

      That's how I like my irony.

    11. Captain TickTock
      Coat

      RE: Teenagers eh?...

      She should have joined the Silver Ring Tone Thing movement...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Ring_Thing

      It's important to wait for the right smartphone to come along.

      Now she'll be comparing her current phone, to all her previous phones, and other phones she could have. She'll never be happy with her current phone now...

      oh, hang on...

  9. theJML

    eh?

    I hear the first time's not that great anyway. Might as well get that out of the way and get a new phone out of it. After all, some societies pay people to deflower their girls.

    She's going to be annoyed when she realizes she also needs to pay for a data plan.

  10. Hardcastle the ancient
    Thumb Up

    Oh please!

    This story is in bad enough taste.

    But you go and post it in "Reg Hardware"!

    well done.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Unhappy

      I thought the first time was the absolute best

      but, when you make your second call, you realise it's just a not particularly good phone?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Coat

      RE: eh?

      "She's going to be annoyed when she realizes she also needs to pay for a data plan."

      That's what the other side is for.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Thumb Down

      Not to mention...

      ... that normally we get pics of the hardware.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Holmes

    reference point?

    "It took me several years to find someone who I could give mine to for free"

    Several years from when? Birth?

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Well..

    She'll end up being screwed by Apple for the rest of time.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Thumb Up

      And that deserves a good....

      ...badum-tish.

  13. a53

    Hey

    I'm a 57 year old male. You can have my virginity for a lot less than that! Honest!

    1. frank ly Silver badge

      Sits back...

      .. and watches the tumbleweed roll by.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    heh

    I couldn't give mine away.

  15. Alienrat

    Factory fresh?

    .. or will it need jailbreaking?

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Trollface

    What's the problem?

    ... Seems like a fair trade: an apple for a cherry?

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Coffee/keyboard

    But I'd rather have a Cherry than an Apple

    We are talking keyboards aren't we?

  18. Annihilator
    Coat

    Truly..

    .. a one time offer?

  19. Weird_George
    Thumb Up

    I prefer to give an iBone for an iPhone

    I prefer to give an iBone for an iPhone

  20. Mr Young
    Happy

    Wrong way round?

    I'd like to be a virgin again - can I swap that for an iPhone? Life was so much easier back then...

  21. b166er

    Android users

    aren't blinded by the iFaith and wouldn't demean themselves for a fondleslab.

    Anyway, pics! iWould?

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    hmm

    Well troughout time women has always been little more than a prodict to exchance for political or economic power. I guess in these modern and enlightened times its only right that women get to sell there own bodies.

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Inflation is out of control

    When I was a teen it would have only cost a six pack :)

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    An iPhone is far more worthwhile...

    ...because, unlike virginity, it's irreplaceable.

    Paris, because... hell, you all know why.

  25. nyelvmark
    Thumb Up

    No gurlz on the interwebz

    Hey, I'm a teenage girl who will turn 16* next week, and I'm a virgin. Just send me a big stack of money and the place to meet.

    It really shouldn't be a crime to relieve the terminally stupid of their surplus money.

    *If you're American, amend that to 18. If Spanish, 13, etc.

  26. LaeMing
    Unhappy

    Trouble is,

    by the time most women work out this sort of thing is actually a rather good trade, it is far too late.

  27. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    You gave yours for free?

    I got a rash for mine.

  28. Rattus Rattus

    At least it's not a kidney

    n/t

  29. Anonymous Coward
    Angel

    9 months...

    "She's going to be annoyed when she realizes she also needs to pay for a data plan."

    She might get 9 months 'data' or a trojan installed via her backdoor if she's not careful...

    1. Jason 24
      Facepalm

      Backdoor?

      Go back to school, you need to redo the birds and the bees.

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Plan B

    I insist on COD now. AFTER the missus delivers a healthy male offspring, she gets the new washing machine. 2 washing machines so far.

    Much better results than I ever got on the old pre-pay plan with girlfriends.

  31. Rogerborg
    Childcatcher

    Come round my estate after 8pm

    You can get anything you like for a bottle of Buckfast and a £10 phone credit.

  32. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Wait a second...

    I was always under the impression that women withheld sex to get what they wanted...

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