"report to the probation department for a mental-health assessment"
Uncle Stalin would approve.
An Ohio woman is facing a substantial rack of charges after allegedly getting drunk at a wedding reception, assaulting her husband and then spraying cops with breast milk. Police mugshot of Stephanie Robinette Stephanie Robinette, 30, (pictured) was cuffed in the early hours of Saturday morning outside a banqueting hall in …
Actually, if you feel threatened it's "assault" (no contact required, can still be assault), if you are struck (including fluids) it's "battery", if you are left with a wound it's GBH.
Actually, it's not that simple, but as far as "offences against the person" goes it's close enough.
..."Robinette is apparently a teacher specialising in "helping children with autism, ADHD and other disorders""... would drive a person to drink and a degree of battyness.
I wouldn't have liked to have been my teacher.
Mind you, I wish my teacher had looked like this young lady.
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