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British politicians and politics fanciers, if no one else, are wildly excited today by the appearance of a website which asks viewers to decide which of two randomly-selected MPs they would prefer to have sex with, and then uses this information to rate the Members of each gender in order of attractiveness. At the time of …

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  1. proto-robbie
    Pirate

    Easy to tell...

    Ann Widdecombe's jacked it in.

  2. Pete 2 Silver badge

    And in party offices all over the country

    activists, volunteers, passing members of the public and even trained monkeys are being paid out of MPs expenses and office management budgets to get their local representative to the top of the poll.

    Never mind ability, vision, leadership, honesty <choke, splutter> or willingness to tow the party line. This is IMPORTANT, dammit.

  3. Citizen Kaned
    WTF?

    hmmm

    surely more a case of 'ergh, do i have to do either?' its lucky all women dont look like female politicians! im not sure they sell alcohol strong enough!

    i mean come on. a 3/10 or a 2/10. either way you would need to dip it in bleach and give yourself some rohypnol so you never remembered it.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Must go and see how the voting public rate my MP

    Purely for research of course.

    Sounds more exciting than "theyworkforyou"

  5. rickykemp
    Facepalm

    Not only popups and click through adverts...

    but captchas too. i think someone is taking their not very serious website far to seriously.

  6. Mike Richards Silver badge

    Slightly disturbing

    That anyone would want to have sex with any of them. Aren't there any items of furniture they'd rather have it off with before turning to the political classes?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      And I can safely say..

      That they are fairly well regarded.

      But there are others who are more highly rated for participation in "discussions about Uganda" and I concur.

      Would the member for...........please rise.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Louise Bagshawe?

      "its lucky all women dont look like female politicians! im not sure they sell alcohol strong enough!"

      I wouldn't be so sure, Louise Bagshawe looks OK:

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1291597/The-chick-lit-Tory-novel-speech-Commons.html

  7. Willington

    There's some hard choices to be made

    It's like Family Guy: Ok guys, who would you rather do: Margaret Becket or an incontinent horse, but the horse has been dead for six hours.

    1. TeeCee Gold badge

      Re: There's some hard choices to be made

      "Margaret Becket or an incontinent horse...."

      Does it matter? Unless you've gone to the trouble of labelling them, it's going to be perishingly difficult to tell which is which anyway.

  8. starwhistle
    Coat

    Quite enjoyed...

    ...seeing 'headshot' and 'Tories' in the same headline.

  9. Pete B
    Meh

    Possibly more accurate than intended

    "David Miliband lying at number nine"

    He'd be lying whatever position he was in.

  10. Ian Emery Silver badge
    Coat

    <shiver>

    They need a "Neither" button.

    Fetches coat, goes for therapy

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Down

    omg

    It kept trying to make me click on Hazel Blears!!! Eeeeeek!!!

    1. Tony Green

      Could be worse

      At least it only wanted you to CLICK on her.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    For another set of MPs ratings, you could try

    www.theyworkforyou.com

    One day, maybe, someone will invent a setup where you could just click on the line above and it will take you straight there, rather than tediously cutting and pasting it.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Thumb Up

      Open URL in new tab

      This may be the last URL you need to cut and paste:

      http://tinyurl.com/3w8kane

    2. Pink Duck
      Thumb Up

      Inline URL hyperlinking

      A greasemonkey script at http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/29651 does just that for me :)

    3. EddieD

      @AC 17:48

      It does for me in FF4...

      Highlight, right click, open in new tab...

      Only addons are NS and ABP

      1. Goat Jam

        Chrome too

        Words, digits

      2. Your Retarded
        Megaphone

        A further tip...

        Middle-click is also a quick way of opening a link in a new tab.

  13. Campbeltonian

    Not exactly new...

    sexymp.com (as opposed to .co.uk) was set up in order to rank Scottish Parliament election candidates in 2007.

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  15. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Politicians screw us so ....

    fsck 'em all

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Hello madam...

    .... what first attracted you to the billionare MP Zak Goldsmith?

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    The Speaker of the house is unafiliated in more ways than just politics?

    Check out the political party for the Speaker John Bercow (#138)

  18. asiaseen

    Is there

    a gay/straight option?

    For some unaccountable reason, it reminds me of the 1950s parody of a Rose Fyleman poem; "There are Tories at the bottoms of our guardsmen".

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Is there a ...

    ... "None of the above" option?

  20. ratbert
    FAIL

    Gender problems?

    Got to feel sorry for Nia Griffith - currently #393 in the male section...

  21. json

    yes.. conservative women are the best!

    ... and suggestion to David Winnick.. just grin, it'll send you a couple of notches up!

    1. Marvin the Martian
      Alert

      'Course they are.

      They know to do whatever a man tells them to do.

  22. Peter Murphy
    Coat

    Look on the bright side.

    It could have been "Sexy House of Lords".

  23. Goat Jam
    Thumb Up

    John Bercow

    Wising fast in the wanks to #115

  24. Graham Bartlett

    *shiver*

    Remember playing "shag marry kill" at a gay friend's party a few years ago. Hypothetically I had no problems with that. But *politicians*? Surely we don't want them to reproduce?

  25. Richard Jukes

    erm

    Where's Boris? Cant seem to find him..

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Facepalm

      erm

      Technically he isn't an MP. He's Mayor of London.

      Were he still an MP, I'd imagine he'd score highly, based on the number of different women he's allegedly got his leg over with.

  26. Ooo-wait-BUT!
    Gimp

    equality

    I wonder how popular the site would have been if the purpose of the exercise was changed from "most shaggable" to "most desperately in need of a bullet to the brain"; or better still, from a choice of 2 kill-tools, (eg, baseball bat vs rusty spoon; napalm vs plutonium; steamroller vs uzi9mm ... ) which would you prefer to use on Gordon.

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