Easy to tell...
Ann Widdecombe's jacked it in.
British politicians and politics fanciers, if no one else, are wildly excited today by the appearance of a website which asks viewers to decide which of two randomly-selected MPs they would prefer to have sex with, and then uses this information to rate the Members of each gender in order of attractiveness. At the time of …
activists, volunteers, passing members of the public and even trained monkeys are being paid out of MPs expenses and office management budgets to get their local representative to the top of the poll.
Never mind ability, vision, leadership, honesty <choke, splutter> or willingness to tow the party line. This is IMPORTANT, dammit.
surely more a case of 'ergh, do i have to do either?' its lucky all women dont look like female politicians! im not sure they sell alcohol strong enough!
i mean come on. a 3/10 or a 2/10. either way you would need to dip it in bleach and give yourself some rohypnol so you never remembered it.
I wonder how popular the site would have been if the purpose of the exercise was changed from "most shaggable" to "most desperately in need of a bullet to the brain"; or better still, from a choice of 2 kill-tools, (eg, baseball bat vs rusty spoon; napalm vs plutonium; steamroller vs uzi9mm ... ) which would you prefer to use on Gordon.
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