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Headline says it all. Video shows it all... Duke Nukem Forever will be released on 10 June, 2011. Honest. ®

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  1. Gordon861

    NSFW?

    I'd hardly call that video 'unsafe', a few suggestive comments and even the digital boobs were pixelated.

    The one question it does raise though is if the game has also been sanitized to this level?

  2. JDX Gold badge

    Lamest thing ever?

    as title

  3. AndyMM
    Happy

    Bring it On

    Probably going to be disappointed but should still be good for a laugh.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Coffee/keyboard

      Watch the ads

      Now if someone can explain to me why the hell does does it show an ad for shedstore.co.uk...

      That is an entertaining quirk of the Google matching algorithm (to say the least).

      1. Studley
        Coat

        Re: Watch the ads

        Any chance their catchphrase is "Got wood?"

  4. GrumpyJoe
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    I'm sorry but..

    animated corpses - no matter HOW big their breasticles are - are NOT going to get me aroused.

    Uncanny valley anybody?

  5. Mondo the Magnificent
    Grenade

    Move over Lara Croft...

    Man, about 15/16 years back I used to have to load a 3DFX Voodoo Card patch on the original Tomb Raider to see uncovered boobies like that!

    Enough of the tartfest, as an avid FPS lover I want to see more gun gore opposed to bump mapped nipples...

  6. ratfox Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Bad move

    There are a few good FPS already... But if they want to compete in the titillating business, the competition is overwhelming.

  7. Anonymous Coward
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    You know it's going to suck

    But you will buy it anyway.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Oh the irony.

    A game crammed with humour that could only appeal to 13 yr olds that has an adult only rating.

    I also find that it's the most mediocre and truly god awful games that rely on this sort of nonsense in a desperate bid to attract media attention and increase sales. Quality games sell themselves without this sort of media circus.

    1. DF118
      Stop

      On the other hand

      It has boobies, hyuk hyuk!

  9. The Calvinator

    "Mature humor"

    Yeah, right.

  10. OffBeatMammal

    end line

    did it really say "please wash your hands after playing" ?!

  11. Lottie

    10th June...

    ... this year or next... or next... or next?

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ha

    lets face it, very few parents are going to get this game, and it is quite likely terrible BUT everyone of us who played Duke way back will have that voice in the back of their heads saying "go on...just one game.. you know you want to"

    and i bet the vast majorty will give in to that, and 3 hours later youve discovered you've already finished it and have spent the last 2 hours "exploring" the game, then the wife finds out about it and its banished to the top shelf in your wardrobe until your 13 year old kid goes looking in your bedroom for porn one day and stumbles across it, and life goes on.

    It will flash bright with initial sales and end up in the bargin bin not long after.

  13. Wile E. Veteran
    WTF?

    Why?

    Just simply that. Why?

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