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NOTHING REMOVES STUBBORN SATAN MANIFESTATIONS LIKE CILIT BANG GRIME N LIME!
A Hungarian couple have been reduced to washing in the downstairs sink after the Lord of the Flies' terrifying visage appeared in their bathroom. Poor old Laszlo Csrefko, 52, blew a "fortune" doing up the room, but no sooner had he slapped in a new bath, shower and ceramics then Satan decided to pay a visit. According to the …
Yeah I agree 100%, but some people have a desperate need to crave attention and get there 15 mins. I'm sure there is more to this than meets eye, sounds like a scam to get the local housing authority to move them from some drafty old place to a nice new modern one with all the mod-cons!
Quite a few stories of polter-ghoosties and possesion turn out to be scams for the family to be moved from horrible neighbours, dodgy electrics, drafts, etc.
Well, they did a pretty shit job of it
Still loads of settlement cracks, the heating system is all over the place and the air-con has a tendency to produce blasts of air now and then. Also, the damp proofing needs sorting out.
There are also issues with some scrotes chucking rocks but apart form that the neighbours have been quiet so far.
Anyway, it wasn't 7 days - they knocked it out quick and buggered off down the pub.
...as far as Beezlebubb goes. But the blue tile on the lower edge, just next to the plastic box of (presumably) tile cleaner could easily pass as a Lolcat ! Am I the only one to see it?
As for the freezing bathroom....well, there is a common belief that Satan generally makes it´s surroundings warmer, not the opposite.
Sorry, but having seen the pic of the husband, I'm not holding out much hope for his missus being the twin of Eva Herzigova. Personally, I always thought the Devil would have a bit more taste. After all, if I could pick and choose any shower to spy on, certain young Hollywood actresses would be getting a visit long before the wife of some short, chubby, middle-aged Czech DIYer.
"The room is always ice cold no matter how high we turn the heating up and we've just stopped using it because it's too spooky."
A COLD BATHROOM? How queer.
I bet there was a spooky ethereal fog when you came out of the shower too, and a ghostly noise when you put the extractor fan on to clear the fog...
Won't this kipper of Beelzeebub be reproduced on every tile in their bathroom ?
Also in every bathroom in Budapest, nay Hungary, or even da da da daaa ... the whole world !
My God, he's actually taking over the system via B&Q and the bathroom suite 0day vulnerability.
Are they available on eBay ?
Well, they could be useful, like if you didn't your wife ! For an art exhibition.
They must be worth a mint by now !
He could sell the tiles on eBay and then buy a new house with the proceeds !
a snarling Wolfman in the blue tile diagonally below to the right..
And do i see Gollum(s) in the blue tile... above to the right and below to the left as well? Both seem to be in the process of throwing up - presumably from the sight of laszlo coming out of the shower.
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