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A Hungarian couple have been reduced to washing in the downstairs sink after the Lord of the Flies' terrifying visage appeared in their bathroom. Poor old Laszlo Csrefko, 52, blew a "fortune" doing up the room, but no sooner had he slapped in a new bath, shower and ceramics then Satan decided to pay a visit. According to the …

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  1. envmod
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    HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT!

    NOTHING REMOVES STUBBORN SATAN MANIFESTATIONS LIKE CILIT BANG GRIME N LIME!

  2. Peter Jones 2
    Jobs Horns

    Why don't they

    just turn the tile upside down?

    It's not mold or fungus or somesuch, it's just the pattern of the tile. Flip it over and you likely won't recognise a face in it.

    Now if the face stays the same way, THAT'S the devil at work...

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    (untitled)

    I would sell the tiles on ebay to anybody who dares to pick it up.

    I am sure some satanic cult would appreciate it.

    After the floor tiles are out, take the opportunity and the earned money to install an underfloor heating.

    Afterwards the bathroom should be fine.

  4. Graham Bartlett

    Nothing can move it?

    Well, no - it's part of the pattern on the tile, you Hungarian muppet. A hammer and a new tile would fix the problem nicely.

  5. JasonW
    WTF?

    So retiling isn't the obvious solution then?

    I guess that wouldn't garner a story in the Sun though.

  6. hplasm Silver badge
    Unhappy

    Disappointed...

    I always imagined Beelzebub to be bigger...

  7. KjetilS

    Simples

    Replace the tile and put more insulation into the walls and ceiling

  8. Bluenose
    Go

    Don't panic.....

    the Pope has arrived and is on his way

    1. LinkOfHyrule
      Flame

      BANG!

      AND THE SIN IS GONE!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Pint

      I agree

      Yeah I agree 100%, but some people have a desperate need to crave attention and get there 15 mins. I'm sure there is more to this than meets eye, sounds like a scam to get the local housing authority to move them from some drafty old place to a nice new modern one with all the mod-cons!

      Quite a few stories of polter-ghoosties and possesion turn out to be scams for the family to be moved from horrible neighbours, dodgy electrics, drafts, etc.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "flip it over"

      I've had a look a the picture. Upside down it looks like a hooded midget with enormous testicles.

      Damn you Rorschach.

  9. LinkOfHyrule
    Jobs Horns

    What a load of tosh!

    Yeah yeah, and I can see Steve Jobs throwing ninja stars in my bathroom tiles! Pull the other one!

  10. TeeCee Gold badge
    Stop

    That's not Satan!

    Odd, drawn-looking face in *red* bathroom tiles = Manifestation of Satan.

    Odd, drawn-looking face in *blue* bathroom tiles = Some dead Na'vi bloke.

    Get yer ficticious characters straight FFS!

    1. Elmer Phud Silver badge
      Alien

      It's about time!

      That Jesus bloke has been far to prolific with guest appearances in fruit, veg, toast and just aout everything else.

      Nice to see someone else getting some publicity for once.

  11. mut_tley
    FAIL

    Cold Shower?

    Here's an idea, why don't you chip the tile off and replace it with one that doesn't have a slightly blurry pattern resembling a goat?

  12. Just Thinking

    The room is always cold?

    Isn't that ghosts?

  13. The Beer Monster
    Joke

    Laszlo said: "We need some help from God...

    ... or from the spirit world or we're going to seal up the room forever."

    Really? God's a tiler?

    He must be really brassed of that his son got involved with carpenters...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      @The Beer Monster

      Classic.

    2. mmiied

      @The Beer Monster

      farther son and holy ghost the untimate DIY team (well they did build the world in 7 days(net))

      1. Elmer Phud Silver badge

        cowboys

        Well, they did a pretty shit job of it

        Still loads of settlement cracks, the heating system is all over the place and the air-con has a tendency to produce blasts of air now and then. Also, the damp proofing needs sorting out.

        There are also issues with some scrotes chucking rocks but apart form that the neighbours have been quiet so far.

        Anyway, it wasn't 7 days - they knocked it out quick and buggered off down the pub.

    3. Martin Milan
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      the same thought occured to me...

      ... I mean it's not like Satan is exactly known for having heating problems...

      Quite the opposite.

      Maybe Scumspawn's been fiddling with dials again?

      (Old Harry's Game reference for the uninitiated...)

  14. George Nacht
    Happy

    Fairly unimpressive...

    ...as far as Beezlebubb goes. But the blue tile on the lower edge, just next to the plastic box of (presumably) tile cleaner could easily pass as a Lolcat ! Am I the only one to see it?

    As for the freezing bathroom....well, there is a common belief that Satan generally makes it´s surroundings warmer, not the opposite.

    1. Cameron Colley

      I see that too.

      Tile cat is watching you shower?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Pint

        and

        'The Lolcat Bible Project' starts to make sense.

        Genesis 1:1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

  15. amanfromearth

    The dark lord is losing his power..

    .. if all he can do now is make Beelzebub(tm) tiles.

    1. Elmer Phud Silver badge

      wait for it . . .

      With the JayCee stuff they tend to come in bunches - you get one report and there's another one along soon after.

      Expect some more demonic apparitions appearing in various shitty newspapers near you real soon.

  16. Ally J
    Thumb Up

    It's not Old Nick

    It's an upside-down picture of Darth Vader.

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    "Devil manifests in Hungarian bathroom"

    "I was naked coming out of the shower and I could suddenly see his eyes staring into me. I just screamed and ran."

    the Japanese got it right.... the devil is a perverted peeping tom.

    1. Matt Bryant Silver badge
      Happy

      RE: "Devil manifests in Hungarian bathroom"

      Sorry, but having seen the pic of the husband, I'm not holding out much hope for his missus being the twin of Eva Herzigova. Personally, I always thought the Devil would have a bit more taste. After all, if I could pick and choose any shower to spy on, certain young Hollywood actresses would be getting a visit long before the wife of some short, chubby, middle-aged Czech DIYer.

  18. Peter Storm
    Happy

    Damn you El Reg!

    I actually did an office lol reading these comments.

    I got some funny looks, but what the hell, I'm used to that.

  19. Mike Brown

    thats not the devil

    looks more like bruce forsyth.

    1. Chris Miller

      Nah

      The toupee is far too realistic. Anyway, Brucie is the spawn of Satan - how else do you account for him still being paid by the BBC at the age of 187?

    2. Jonathan 10

      Well...

      That is just as scary to be fair...

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Brucey Bonus

      Nice to see you....

    4. Jimmy 1

      I spy.

      Looks more like an image of that lovable old rascal Rupert Murdoch. But the Sun's proprietor wouldn't be spying on peoples intimate moments, would he?

  20. George 20
    Happy

    when i'm naked

    When I am naked I always get the feeling that someone is looking at me, I mean I'm a sexy beast.

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  22. P.Nutt
    WTF?

    Yeah Right

    Why would Beezlebubb/ Auld Nick/ The Prince of Darkness/ Peter Mandleson appear in a bathroom to watch a 50 year old Turkish woman take a shower <that would scare even the devil I am sure>. In the devils shoes I can think of thousands of places I would rather make an appearance.

  23. Martin 19
    FAIL

    Spooky bathroom

    "The room is always ice cold no matter how high we turn the heating up and we've just stopped using it because it's too spooky."

    A COLD BATHROOM? How queer.

    I bet there was a spooky ethereal fog when you came out of the shower too, and a ghostly noise when you put the extractor fan on to clear the fog...

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Up

    and

    Now we know where he is the rest of the world can get on with fornication, etc without worry.

    After all, he's just an angel that was chucked out of heaven - he's not omnipresent like God is he?

    1. Tim #3

      yes

      absoultely irresistible to many, and you attract men in uniform so often too. So, how have the first couple of days of your sentence been?

  25. as2003

    What makes them so certain?

    Why is it always Jesus, Satan or the Virgin Mary? And not Dave from down the road? Or one of the other 6 billion people on this planet?

  26. Ginolard

    Bad pun alert

    The Devil Rides Grout?

    1. David Barrett Silver badge

      Wow

      Im grinning like a fool now.

      Well done!

  27. Vladimir Plouzhnikov

    Actually...

    He looks more like Abraham Lincoln to me

  28. WonkoTheSane

    Looks more like

    Jon Pertwee

    1. Eric Wilner

      Naw, it's...

      ...definitely G'Kar.

  29. The Indomitable Gall

    My curtains.

    There's an old sailor in my curtains dancing to Saturday Night Fever.

    Slightly less newsworthy than Satan or Jesus, but no less real....

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Well...

    Someone did something pretty Evil in my Bathroom this morning, but I don't think Satan had much to do with it!

  31. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    As ever...

    ... the devil really is in the detail.

  32. Neil Barnes Silver badge
    Coffee/keyboard

    @Ginolard

    New laptop, please.

    Thank you.

  33. Anonymous Coward
    Boffin

    That's not Satan

    That's an image of Herodotus.

    http://www.usu.edu/markdamen/1320Hist&Civ/slides/02herod/herodotus.jpg

  34. Professor Tinklepants
    Dead Vulture

    That's not Satan....

    .....it looks more like a mummified Tom Baker ca. 1975!

  35. Al fazed
    Happy

    exponentially

    Won't this kipper of Beelzeebub be reproduced on every tile in their bathroom ?

    Also in every bathroom in Budapest, nay Hungary, or even da da da daaa ... the whole world !

    My God, he's actually taking over the system via B&Q and the bathroom suite 0day vulnerability.

    Are they available on eBay ?

    Well, they could be useful, like if you didn't your wife ! For an art exhibition.

    They must be worth a mint by now !

    He could sell the tiles on eBay and then buy a new house with the proceeds !

    ALF

    1. Beelzeebub
      Flame

      @Al fazed

      Please don't take my name in vain, for God's sake!

      Actually, I don't exist and neither does He.

  36. Macmanpro

    Surprised

    I'm really surprised at The Sun printing such rubbish... oh wait hang sorry what am I talking about this is exactly the sort of rubbish they print!

  37. ramblog
    Go

    Look.. there's Wolverine...

    a snarling Wolfman in the blue tile diagonally below to the right..

    And do i see Gollum(s) in the blue tile... above to the right and below to the left as well? Both seem to be in the process of throwing up - presumably from the sight of laszlo coming out of the shower.

  38. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    actually....

    it's Jimmy Hill

  39. HFoster

    Not over-burdoned with schooling

    The human brain makes patterns out of its input, even if they do not exist. Someone should tell these fools that before they keel over dead at the site of their own shadows.

  40. brain_flakes
    Boffin

    Is it just me

    Or does it look more like American author Samuel Langhorne Clemens aka. Mark Twain ?

  41. pip25
    Dead Vulture

    Very interesting...

    ...that El Reg bothers to publish Hungarian stories which even the Hungarian news sources themselves did not bother with. :/ (Yes, I'm Hungarian.)

  42. David 45

    What the devil?

    Satan makes an appearance in MY bathroom after imbibing a few pints and a curry the previous night!

  43. Anonymous Coward
    Flame

    According to my wife

    and thanks to irritable bowel syndrom, the devil lives in my ass.

  44. Graham Bartlett
    Coffee/keyboard

    @Ginolard

    Awesome - I salute you, sir!

  45. Christopher E. Stith
    Gates Horns

    Am I the only one...

    Am I the only one who thought it looked more like Keith Richards than like the devil?

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