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The vendor of a green 1996 MG MGF is likely to attract a fair bit of attention to his eBay auction after partially flashing his dangly bits on the world's favourite tat bazaar: Man photographs self with dangly bits exposed This lunchtime, the semi-naked sports convertible owner wrote: Please note one of the pictures …


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  1. slim mcslim

    Quote him happy

    If yourr happy and you know, clap your hands......

    If yourr happy and you know and you really want to show it, put it on ebay......

  2. Richard Cartledge
    Paris Hilton

    MG NOT

    Those MGFs are very tail happy in the wet!

  3. LinkOfHyrule

    "face pics"

    I do hope some poor person on a dating site hasn't accidentally revived a pic of car instead of his face pic.

    This should teach him not to store his "face pics" in the same folder as his eBay pics.

  4. Anonymous Coward

    What a tool!

    and ebay haven't pulled the photo yet.

  5. David 140

    Looks like

    he wishes he'd clicked on "Enlarge"

  6. RichyS
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    And I bet he'll be disappointed by the results of clicking on the 'Enlarge' button too.

  7. smudge Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Relax, dear, it's only...

    ...confirmation that these so-called "MG" heaps of s**t are driven by dicks.

    Paris, cos she's just out of shot.

  8. Anonymous Coward


    AAAAAA++++AA++++w000ters Cocknob Will Deal with again

  9. TeeCee Gold badge


    "...the original snap will swiftly disappear from eBay...."

    Define "swiftly". It's still there.

    It's bloody obvious which MGF ad it is, it's the one where the pic of the car in the listings is rotated by 90 degrees. Looks like it's not just the "which photos should I upload" side of things that was subject to incompetance here.

  10. Jeremy 2


    I bet it's the only car auction on eBay right now with over 4000 page views in less than 24hrs....

    Unintentional my arse!

  11. Major N


    I couldn't help but snigger at the magnifying glass 'Enlarge' link

  12. Anonymous Coward
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    "I feel some what embarrassed."

    Gotta hand it to the bloke, he handled it remarkably well.

    The situation, not his pecker obviously.

  13. Chris Collins

    wood veneer

    Begs the question as to why he's taking pictures that are not quite of his cock - surely the thinking behind these photos is to get your person in a tumescent state. Mind you, he does drive an MG.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    Well that's the first time I've heard it called an MGF, but I note it's used, and gone green.

  15. CharlieBoY

    Only an iPhone user...

    Would take a photo of him/herself with no pants on but keep their t-shirt on! I bet he's kept his socks on too...

  16. Anonymous Coward


    Why would anyone take such a picture in the first place? That's the big question!

    (A Nobel/Ig Nobel prize must surely be on offer to anyone who can give us the definitive answer, and not just "It's a guy!": that doesn't even begin to cover it... in either sense.)

  17. Anonymous Coward

    looks like hes been pulled off.....

    what is the world comming to......

    looks like some nupmtys will try to pull the other one anytime on there

  18. Scarborough Dave

    Auto or Manual?

    Just wondering as I am sure i can see a glimpse of a "stick shift" in the photo!

  19. Anonymous John

    Oh dear

    His penis substitute has been removed. And so has his car.


    This listing (260644490783) has been removed, or this item is not available."

  20. Anonymous Coward

    Silver lining and all that!

    The only good thing to come out of it, he must be getting lots of free publicity for his auction, the lucky sod!

  21. kain preacher Silver badge

    dating sites

    "Why would anyone take such a picture in the first place? That's the big question!"

    there are a group of men that think the fast way to get with a women, is by showing a pennis pic.

    now whats truly funny is this subclass of men don't get it, which why they are using dating site in the first place .

    1. I didn't do IT.

      Re: Fastest way to women

      Sadly, for some women out there (obviously not El Reg readers, I pray), that IS the fastest way to get their... attentions.

      That, and if they showed the face, they would realize they already snubbed him off as a jerk last night at the bar...

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    This is what happens when*

    goes wrong

    *very probably NSFW

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    more tosh

    "Too right - that's an iPhone, isn't it? You should be bloody ashamed of yourself"

    WTF are you talking about?

  24. Anonymous Coward
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    @dating sites

    There are some dating sites out there where the Men AND Woman post Nude pictures of themselves, so you can see before you try

  25. Anonymous Coward


    This should really be tagged NSFW!

  26. Grivas Bo Diddly Harm

    MGOC Member?

    Looking at the photo I think he's got a Midget.

    Can't tell whether the hood's down or not.

    Poop poop!

    It's the open road for me!

    Have a drink, have a drive, as Mungo Jerry would say.

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