Poor Dan...
Now you've gone and done it, now you've signed your own death warrant. I suggest hiding out in Mongolia for a few months...
You cannot attack Opera and expect to live. Not even a negative mention. The freetards and the commentards will not allow it to happen. You have maybe not killed, but certainly stuck a pointy stick into a sacred cow.
I understand a certain NASA engineer is selling "personal air devices" for just such rapid escapes as the one you will be needing...good luck, and don't forget to write. Perhaps you can tell us if Mongolian women really do wash their armpits....