First good use of Twitter
Britney Spears' Twitter profile was again seized by hackers on Thursday. Pop-savvy malefactors broke into her account to post a message apparently suggesting the troubled pop star had sold her body and soul to Satan in the hopes of speeding up the apocalypse. Oops, they did it again The tactics employed by the hack are …
I think Britney's just a little dyslexic.
You see, she meant to say that she was celebrating St.Lucia's day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Lucy's_Day and then went on to advertise her belief in Santa.
Which actually wouldn't be all that surprising
Mine's the one with the spell checker in the pocket
I find it almost impossible to believe that a group of otherwise discerning individuals can fail to see the brilliance of Ms Spears.
I follow Ms Spears Twitter feed closely as I fervently believe her to be the incarnation of the new Messiah. She will lead us to salvation through the glory of her undeniable musical genius and the sheer poetry of her lyrical talent.
Yea, verily I say unto thee, deny the foul temptress Aguilera, spurn the blasphemous stench of Shakira.
Step into the light, step into the light with Britney she is here to raise you up.
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