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US researchers have offered long-term hope to human sufferers of erectile disorder by restoring "sexual function" to rabbits with damaged penises. The team from the Institute for Regenerative Medicine at Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center grew new penile tissue in the lab. They implanted it into their lapine guinea- …


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  1. Anonymous Coward

    Was It Bigger?

    I see vast new swaths of spam, here...

  2. seanj
    Paris Hilton


    How were the rabbits penises damaged?

    I'm not one of those animal rights activist types, but that's got to be crossing a line.......

    Paris: The only acceptable way to damage a penis.

  3. Anonymous Coward
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    @A.C 13:14

    I'll wait for the "two for the price of one" offers...

  4. Daniel Wilkie

    Is it just me

    Who is anticipating a new flood of porn stars with surgically augmented penii (?) which are SO long they're wrapped from their torso to their feet and could harpoon a whale without leaving their cabin?

  5. Hermes Conran


    What's up doc?

  6. Anonymous Coward

    Side benefits

    Seems to me that a side benefit of this would be helping female to male gender reassignment surgery, otherwise known as an "addadictomy".

  7. Marvin the Martian


    Lagomorphs you mean.

  8. Anonymous Coward

    Thank you science

    an end to the problem of sexually dysfunctional rabbits. Research dollars well spent

  9. Mr Young


    I wondered about that as well? Did a scientist whack an animals nob badly? Just to see if it could be fixed again? That is just bad nature man!

  10. coozoe

    Thank you may I have another

    doesn't the world have enough pr?cks?

  11. John Smith 19 Gold badge
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    today a rabbits dick

    But tomorrow....

  12. Les Matthew

    @A.N Other

    It'll be "buy one get a pair free"

  13. Thomas Allen
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    Not big enough?

    They're not going to implant rabbit tissue in disfunctional human male variable-volume gene delivery systems. What human male wants a rabbit-sized erection? I know, I know, rabbit tissue is only for rabbits. We're not talking about cross-species sex organ implantation, as silicone-filled acetate sacks are bad enough. "Breeding like rabbits" would take on a whole new meaning.

  14. Anonymous Coward
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    @Was it bigger

    My thoughts exactly.... you just know that it's only a matter of time before the v14GRA spammers learn of this and start marketing it. Closely followed by it being used to spread malware.

  15. Graham Bartlett

    "Lapine guinea-pigs"?

    Er, if it's one then it's not the other, surely?

  16. AlistairJ

    Penis cancer

    As if I didn't already have enough to worry abaht, you go and bring this new one up! D'oh!

  17. Equitas


    Now every woman's going to want one!

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