I don't know how you do. A world-exclusive to rival anything from News International. Good work Reg!
Our shock exposé yesterday of the tattooed Swedish devil girls who jumped a cyclist, deprived him of his trousers and underpants and made merry with his wedding tackle had some commenters demanding photographic evidence of the outrage. Well, by an amazing coincidence, El Reg had its roving snapper on the streets of Örebro on 8 …
Nice one El Reg, good to see that liquid lunch being put to good use in tracking the really important stories.
Probably a good thing that you didn't get hold of the web-cam footage of the vixens practicing their attack methods before they go out, that would be truely horrific - just imagine their oil-covered bodies glistening in the light, as they get to grips with their intended foe.
Ok - lie-down time I think.....
1) Keyboard replacement.
An easy to set up sceam where by El Reg send you one new keyboard a month, with the payment being automaticly deducted from your credit or debit card
Or El Reg brandded coffee proof keyboards.
2) Ensure that the IT industry of the UK is not forced to its knees by El Reg Friday coffee spills.
All I ask is a 10% cut (Gross, not Net)
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