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An Israeli military source has dismissed Hamas claims that its intelligence service is offloading aphrodisiac chewing gum on Gaza Strip youth in some form of cunning sex-based plan to destabilise the Palestinian territory. Hamas spokesman Islam Shahwan said: "We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into …


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  1. alain williams Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Import it over here ...

    if it does exist - just what we want for a boring Saturday night!

    Paris - she would chew it!

  2. Sabine Miehlbradt

    Where can I get that gum

    for my husband. He chews a packet of gum each evening.

  3. Lionel Baden

    Packs Hat

    im off to go visit !!!

    mines the one with a combo box of condoms

  4. Alephi


    Yet another way to solve the Israeli/Palestinan demographic problem? Cull them from time to time with emphasis on women and children, sterilise the rest. Sorted.

  5. adnim Silver badge

    Shot in foot?

    So Palestinian youth will shag more... produce more offspring thus more potential Hamas recruits... Way to go increasing the enemy ranks.

  6. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

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  8. Anonymous Coward

    Sexual repression at the heart of all religious tyranny

    It's their favourite technique for raising armies: portray sex as dangerous (as in this case, an action of foreign enemies and traitors) and/or dirty, surround it in social taboos, tell young men and women that they can't mingle socially with each other because God says it's morally wrong, hey presto! Ready supply of angry and frustrated young men with lots of time on their hands who you can convince to take up arms or otherwise pressgang and misdirect their spare libidinous energy.

    (See also Orwell's "1984" for a portrayal of a secular usage of this strategy, but it works best for religions because they are already based on the assertion of arbitrary moral claims about human behaviour that make so little sense they have to pretend they come from some supernatural source...)

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  9. The Original Ash

    Important question needs answering!

    When will it be available in gents' bogs in the local boozer?

    "Stick o' gum, love? It's a 20 minute taxi ride home..."

  10. DrJaymansLoveCookie
    Paris Hilton


    "Palestinian man reported his daughter had suffered "dubious side effects" from the sinister chewable"

    He caught her masticating in her room.

  11. Hermes (nine inch) Conran

    Hamas interogation

    I think you'll find most people subjected to one of those admit to being influenced by zionist plots!


    @ Dr Jay

    Thank you for making me snort coffee all over my keyboard!

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @ AC 13:27 GMT

    Yeah, that's true enough, but under the circumstances, Hanlon's Razor suggests that this is more likely good ol' fashioned stupidity than part of anybody's conspiracy.

    Also, DrJaymansLoveCookie owes me a clean keyboard.

  13. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

    Make Love Not War

    And I have the very chewing gum to help you.

    Must pop over to Gaza and meet Hamas, I've got this great deal on a bridge they can have cheap...

    I suppose you buy this in conjunction with the new liquid Viagra. Great stuff, but taking it gives you a stiff neck.

    Mine's the one with the Rohypnol flavoured gum in the pockets.

  14. Stephane Mabille


    A Palestinian man reported his daughter had suffered "dubious side effects" from the sinister chewable...

    Last time someone got cough being pregnant by her husband (who obviously wasn't involved) she blame it on "God" and see how we are 2000 years later.

    Same place, different excuse, probably same effect... but at least we'll have chewing gum at church (except in Singapore).

  15. Fluffykins Silver badge

    Puts a whole new meaning

    to "HARD Gums"

    and probably humbugs as well, if only I knew it

  16. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

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  17. ian 22

    Killer gum?

    Isn't this the culture that has a death sentence for girls caught batting their eyelashes? The cunning of the Israelis knows no bounds! Lashed by lust and artificially induced urges, Hamas are forced to slaughter their own women in the prime of their reproductive years, thereby eliminating the next generation of suicide bombers.


  18. Anonymous Coward

    The ultimate aphrodisiac

    Hi Sabine,

    make your own

    with my vast experience of taking and synthesizing amphetamines .you should get around a gram of pharmaceutical grade methamphetamine(its available if you look harder enough).Get a wrigleys chewing gum and measure out 50mg of the powder.wet the chewing gum and make sure the powder dissolves evenly around the chewing gum.

    There you go! that will keep your husband *occupied for around 8 hoursl.lmfao

    why dont my posts ever get ever posted I give you gold and you ignore me! this comment is informmative and onpost!

  19. Anonymous Coward


    Oh thanks....i just replaced this keyboard.

  20. frank ly

    @Sarah Bee re. AC 16:49 re. The ultimate aphrodisiac

    "..why dont my posts ever get ever posted I give you gold and you ignore me! .."

    Can we have a special section for rejected comments please? I'd love to read them :)

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Flesh Gordon, where are you?

    what's next- accusations of a 'sex ray' that reduces crowds of Gazans to a seething mass of copulation?

    'Clear proof' that Mossad are in cahoots with the evil Emperor Wang.

  22. Anonymous Coward


    Looks like you're gonna have to buy the keyboards in bulk this time. You owe me one too.

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