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The soon-to-be-released iPhone 3.0 software will offer a slew of new capabilities to iPhone developers. With that sea change in mind, we thought now would be a good time to take a look at the highs and lows of the current crop of apps for the iPhone and iPod touch. Not merely the best and worst, but rather two Reg-ratified Top …

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  1. Cthonus
    Alert

    Region-centric

    It's a shame Pandora and Kindle are US-only apps (not mentioned in article). I was hoping for a more universally accessible list.

  2. Dave Cumming
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    Kindle

    Could you please stop posting articles about Kindle on the iPhone and how fab it is when your core audience (i.e. uk readers) can't get it???

  3. Anonymous Coward
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    UK apps would be nice

    It would be nice if El Reg.co.uk would feature apps that are available in the UK, ie not the kindle app.

    London bus/ tube deluxe are cool. The Borat app looks terrible.

  4. Jeff Fraser

    Wooo! Button

    My nephew LOVES the Wooo! Button app - he is 2.

  5. Ian Ferguson
    Jobs Horns

    Is there an index of decent apps anywhere?

    It would be nice to browse a list of decent (or at least vaguely acceptable) apps, like this top ten but more emcompassing. If only Apple would filter out the crap... and no, the 'featured list' does not do this job sufficiently.

  6. Chas
    Happy

    Eucalyptus

    Can't get Kindle in the UK? Then get Eucalyptus. It's better too!

    http://th.ingsmadeoutofotherthin.gs/eucalyptus/

    =:~)

  7. Christopher Martin

    PANDORA

    Pandora is the only application that makes me wish I had paid for an iphone and expensive data server... wait, nevermind.

  8. sauerkraut

    ... if they had...

    if they had a bullshit-button instead of that wooo-thing i'd buy me an iphone just to run it.

    not.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    WinAdmin

    May I suggest WinAdmin instead of Logmein or Mocha VNC. Standard RDP client for Windows, v useful (5.99 I believe)

  10. Anonymous Coward
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    What - no Ellatron?!

    Seriously - the best keyboard instrument on the iPhone by a country mile, and not a mention - come on guys! Get groovy!!

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Jobs Horns

    Had me going...

    After seeing iKissMe at number two I was fully expecting number one to be iBlowJobs or, using the accelerometer data of course, iTossOff. Let me guess, these actually exist but not on iTunes.

  12. Nick

    AppJail

    We need a moron app like the Wooooo application which has the irritating smug oxygen thief who says "there's an app for that" on the Apple AppJail adverts. He really grinds my gears.

    Partly cos he never adds "it'll cos you a fortune and eat any data plan you've mortgaged your kidneys for". Nor "why not jot your notes down on a bit of paper, or look up your destination on a real map".

    I've got one called "they saw me coming". Its just $6.99 and its exclusive to the iPhone.

  13. Andrew Woodvine

    Three of my favourite apps

    Gazette - Google RSS reader.

    WunderRadio - radio app.

    qTweeter - (jailbroken iPhones only) the easiest and quickest way to update your Twitter and/or Facebook status.

  14. Inspector71
    Happy

    iphones got talent

    Campaign starts here:- Jared to win Britain's Got Talent. The hours of mindless fun I had in OS 9. Welcome Back!!

  15. Giles Jones Gold badge

    @AppJail

    What data plan Nick? have you ever bothered to read the iPhone data plan? in the UK it is free data therefore app downloads and use is included in the monthly package.

    Have you tried carrying a worldwide street level map in your pocket? can it search and tell you where local facilities are?

    Why use a phone at all if you're that keen on non-electronic solutions. I suppose your keep a carrier pigeon handy for sending messages to people?

  16. sektah

    @ Ian Ferguson

    http://iphone.iusethis.com/

    Not 100% comprehensive, but it certainly makes finding the better of the bunch an easier task.

  17. zonky
    Stop

    ftp on the go.....

    Wait, you are using source control, right?

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    well...

    just when i think iTards / appletards cannot sink any lower in to the great tard lake - along comes el reg and proves me wrong...

    Paris - cos you are all tards together

  19. Charles Manning
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    ftp == excuse to buy on expense account

    ftping to an iphone, editing and ftping back sounds like a pretty dodgy thing to do.

    If some server config file needs fixing, I seriously doubt that it is going to be effectively fixed by a pissed pub-tard squinting through a little screen with his mates shouting. "Naah mate, it's 'rm -rf '/" .

    But it's a nice line to use on the boss if you want the company to buy you a shiny new phone.

  20. Anonymous Coward
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    Pocket brick

    Too expensive

    Too restrictive

    Too fragile

    Too Apple

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @ftp on the go......

    Source control? Web designers? LOL!

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Great app

    Yea i agree with the "why show Apps you cannot down load in the UK"

    My favorite pointless App at the moment is iTeaseMyBoss as it is very funny

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Re: @AppJail

    >Have you tried carrying a worldwide street level map in your pocket?

    Bloody stupid argument, why would anyone want to?

    >can it search and tell you where local facilities are?

    I generally use my eyes for that, you should try it. Instead of squinting at a poxy screen look up and around, you might be surprised at what you see.

    >Why use a phone at all if you're that keen on non-electronic solutions.

    Exactly, that's why I don't have one of any description. I don't understand all this reliance on electronic gadgets I can get by more than adequately using my built in sensors which for the best part are still more or less functioning correctly.

  24. N Silver badge

    Thank God

    I dont work with the boring bunch of posters most of you lot seem to be, Its just a bit of fun to brighten up another day!

    I had to get IFart or whatever its called, I know its very, very childish but, I dont think I have sniggered so much following a Reg read.

    & as for the sensible ones, I have some of them as well - honest.

    Thanks El Reg for the article

  25. Anonymous Coward
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    So....20-odd reasons NOT to buy an iPhone

    And anyone using an iPhone (or anything else) to make changes in production that have not been peer reviewed, unit tested, through quality assurance and are not in source control should be up for the sack.

    That's probably why the production system went tits up in the first place!

  26. Joel
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    LogMeIn

    It's a shame that LogMeIn is such a rip off, when you have to pay subscription aswell (unless you just use a free account I guess). I use LogMeIn to access my home pc from work and vise-versa, but why would I download this for 30 bucks when I could just us VNC for free?

  27. Greg

    iPhone vs Windows Mobile

    LogMeIn - needs a proprietary client, costs $30 plus a subscription.

    VNC - free server, free client, works just fine on WinMobile. Along with PuTTY, which you can use to dial in and switch on the VNC server as required. ;-)

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Jobs Halo

    It must be Monday

    Another fairly pointless Apple article to wind up the anti-Apple "fanbois". Fish. Barrel.

  29. Michael Brown
    Thumb Up

    @Joel re: LogMeIn

    It's true that the LogMeIn app is expensive but you you don't need to pay a subscription as well, the free account does everything that you'll ever need. In any case, things like transferring files and remote printing which you get with paid subscriptions are irrelevant with the iPhone client.

    And yes, you can use VNC for free but the only half decent VNC client for iPhone (certainly the only one that supports SSH tunnelling) is Jaadu VNC which costs almost as much as LogMeIn anyway.

    I have both and now prefer Jaadu VNC over LogMeIn (it's a lot faster) but nothing beats LogMeIn for simplicity of setup and out of the box security (VNC is only secure over an SSH tunnel).

  30. Ross Fleming

    @Michael Brown

    -> I have both and now prefer Jaadu VNC over LogMeIn (it's a lot faster) but nothing beats LogMeIn for simplicity of setup and out of the box security (VNC is only secure over an SSH tunnel)

    VNC over VPN is also secure - and the iPhone has VPN support built in. Actually reponds faster than a naked connection, presumably due to data compression, so definitely worth a try (even at a basic PPTP connection to a Windows machine)

  31. EvilGav

    @ Giles Jones

    "What data plan Nick? have you ever bothered to read the iPhone data plan? in the UK it is free data therefore app downloads and use is included in the monthly package.

    Have you tried carrying a worldwide street level map in your pocket? can it search and tell you where local facilities are?"

    I take it you are aware just quite how much data costs as soon as you leave the shores of Blighty ? And that the iPhone has a horrible tendency to be continually using the data services ?

    Having just racked up a £200 phone-bill in 2 weeks whilst in New Zealand (not using an iPhone, just using the phones modem for e-mail checking on my laptop), I dread to think what an always on iPhone will happily spend of your money.

  32. Derrick Huth
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    What about the spirit level

    I love the spirit level in the TV Adverts, it looks great, it's ingenius.

    But, the iphone costs how much to replace, a spirit level from B&Q costs 99p.

    Can you imagine it, your building a brick wall, brick dust and cement everywhere and you can't find the level... Just get the iphone out of your pocket.

    Or perhaps more practical for the twats that own one, you have just twatted the Lambo and the frame's a bit out of shape. Just gaffer tape the iphone to it and get the sledgehammer!

    Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!

  33. Jessica Werkz

    To all the anonymous cowards

    Thank the lord the 'tards' are back with their wonderfull comments, I was starting to miss 'em.

    PS. Anyone seen Brewster around recently?

  34. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    @Chris W

    So, without any 'reliance on electronic gadgets' and using your 'built in sensors', you can not only read, but submit comments to El Reg articles? I am truly impressed.

    I had to use a computer and a keyboard (and a mouse!), luddite that I am...

    Mine's the one with the black and white TV license in the pocket (and no, I'm not an MP...)

  35. Phil Endecott Silver badge

    Re iTossOff

    AC wrote:

    > Had me going...

    > After seeing iKissMe at number two I was fully expecting number one to

    > be iBlowJobs or, using the accelerometer data of course, iTossOff.

    There is an app that uses the accelerometer to count press-ups. I think you stick it to your back (gaffer tape not included) and it bleeps when you've done a hundred, or something.

    So I was considering using the same technique for sexual performance measuring. "Did the earth move for you? Well, according to iSexStats, we reached a peak of 0.003 on the Richter scale at t=8 mins." It could plot graphs and do fourier analysis and stuff. And record your personal best. And compare with previous partners. No, perhaps not the last of those.

    Sadly, since Apple won't even approve an ebook reader because you might use it to download a victorian text-only Kama Sutra, there is little prospect of this idea making it to reality.

    I now have 4 apps on the app store; of these, two are proper useful things and two are jokey. It slightly restores my faith in humanity to find that the "proper" apps sell much better (and at a much higher price) than the stupid thought-up-in-the-pub ones do.

  36. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @AC 26th May 2009 12:34

    >So, without any 'reliance on electronic gadgets'

    Gadget: : an often small mechanical or electronic device with a practical use but often thought of as a novelty

    I hardly think a desktop computer falls into the definition of a gadget, so yes I did

  37. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Not exactly a comprehensive list of top ten smartest...

    No iCab mobile (the best mobile browser available on any platform by such a long way it is laughable to call anything else a browser)?

    No OmniFocus or Things?

    No AnalyticsApp?

    No National Rail Enquiries?

    No NetNewsWire?

    No apps from TapBots (WeightBot or ConvertBot)?

    Including Kindle instead of Stanza?

    Etc, etc...

    Quote: "Having just racked up a £200 phone-bill in 2 weeks whilst in New Zealand (not using an iPhone, just using the phones modem for e-mail checking on my laptop), I dread to think what an always on iPhone will happily spend of your money."

    Put your (i)Phone in Airplane mode to turn off the data aerials then turn on Wi-Fi and you have an "always on" iPhone that will cost you nothing other than the minimal fees for Wi-Fi access at a cafe or hotel (and Skype charges if you want to make any calls). You would have to be a complete fucking tool to use any phone abroad in any other way, without having first purchased a data package that would let you do so at reasonable cost.

  38. Murray Pearson
    Happy

    Jared

    While Jared is staggeringly pointless and yet strangely amusing, you completely overlooked Freeverse Software's single greatest asset: their side-splitting documentation.

    Also worth a peek (though just on a Mac, not an iPhone): SimStapler. If you don't have a Mac to run it on, just read the docco. The program itself is just as pointless as you'd think.

    Smiley because he's the nearest approximation to Jared.

  39. Andy ORourke
    Happy

    Some other good stuff

    Bolt, fast and "discreet" web browser, maintains no history and turns off almost instantly, not sure why you would want something like that though ;-)

    Sky Remote - pretty useful if like me you are late setting off on your journey home and want to record something, just call up your sky planner and click record, hey presto it is waiting for you when you get home

    Have to agree with Shazam, I have bought more music because of this app than anything else. Hear something you like, dont know what it is and 20 - 30 seconds later you know all about it and get a link to buy it

    OK, I sound like a fanboi but I only bought the iPhone because a mate of mine at work was selling his 2g when he upgraded, our works phones are 02 so I could just slip in the SIM and give it a try. I own no other apple products and would NEVER have bought an iPhone on the restrictive 02 contract but I have to tell you that this is the best consumer electronics product (that can make & receive telephone calls) that I have ever owned

    Yes, it has many, many faults if by faults you REALLY need MMS, cut & paste etc (soon to be fixed I think and if you have the right apps then anything is possible I beleive)

    Restrictive App Store - So I can be pretty much assured that the program I am downloading doesnt harbour all sorts of nasty virii waiting to steal all my info. Fair enough, you want to be able to download everything you want for free. You can still do that, jailbreak your phone and get on the Warez sites, it can still be done.

    DRM infested music - as far as I am aware the DRM is no longer in place? (I am probably wrong but I'm not bothered because I only listen to it on my phone / PC)

    Biggest complaint? the inbuit "speaker" please, they might as well have just not bothered, might be OK for conference calls but for listening to music, forget it

    Just my 1.63c worth

  40. Bod
    Jobs Horns

    Re: LogMeIn

    and if you used a Windows PC, LogMeIn is even more of a rip off as secure encrypted Remote Desktop is built into the OS! (okay Home editions need a little more effort to enable it, but it's there).

    RD is damn fast too with low bandwidth compared to insecure slow VNC.

    Failing that though there are other free options, and cross platform, such as NoMachine's NX.

    Anyway, on the topic at hand. I'm mightily impressed by the vast array of useful and productive apps in that selection (tounge firmly in cheek here). I must rush out and buy an iPhone immediately and fill it with fart apps.

  41. Michael C

    Hrm, pocketbrick

    ...Too expensive? $199 is the core price for any comperable device. Yes there are smartphones cheaper, but they either suck, lack core features, or the "cheap" apps start at over $5 each and are limited to a mere handful of about 2,000 choices, and the good apps all cost $19.99... AT&T's plans are about $15 a month higher than equivalents on average, but the TCO of the device over 2 years, it's not out of line... Verizon and Sprint may have better plan pricing, but they also nickle and dime you $3.99 for ring tones, make it a pain to sync data, charge aditional fees for GPS use and streaming TV, in the ned, their plans are often more expensive, even including the unlimited tiers. I pay $69 a month for my iphone, get 200 texts, unlimited data and I have a bank of unused minutes several months deep. Factoring in even the 50% of the apps I COULD have bought (not counting the one's I can't) on Win mobile and Blackberry combined, I've spent $42 total on iPhone apps, the WinMobile equivalent would have been over $320. My $.99 iPhone ringtones would have cost me nearly a hundred bucks from the competition. I can't imagine what the MMS messaging savings were (at $0.25 per message on the competition, much of the time i had an iPhone unlimited plans including MMS were not an option from the competition). Also, AT&T and Apple are announcing price drops on the 8th... btw: when i bought the iPhone, i looked at ALL the other options. Even at $400 for the phone at the time, 2 year TCO on my plan saved me $300 over the 2 years vs buying the closest cheaper competitor. It;s all the "additional" charges for "optional" features that you REALLY need to investigate before you spread FUD. might be different in your country, but in the US, iPhone is one of the cheapest TCO smartphones ever made.

    ...Too restrictive? 43,000 apps, nearly half of them free, and you can jailbreak it? Name ANYTHING that comes close. ...and it works with Macs, PCs, and Linux. ...and tell me Verizon doesn't lock down their devices! I had a motorolla that ON THE BOX indicated bluetooth sync, PM3 playing, A2DP, and more, ALL DISABLED by Verizon, and only enabled by MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION, even on their unlimited plans... again, back off the FUD train pal.

    ...Too fragile? I've dropped mine a hundred times. I've ripped the headphones out more than that. I've got dings in the corners, scratches on the casing, and it's 100% perfect. I even dropped it running in the rain, screen side down, stepped on it, and there's not a scratch in the screen... It's singularly the most durable handheld device I've ever had. I'm 22 months into my contract, and I expect for the first time in my life to have a device live all 2 years of it's term, and I plan to hand it off the the wife when the gen3 phone comes out next month and think she'll get a good year out of it. I don't use a shell on the phone, just a clip-in belt clip. I don't even use screen protectors. Even the battery life is 90+% of original... still plays MP3 8+ hours straight, makes a few calls, and collects e-mail all day, and I can play a game yet for a while before I get the 10% remaining alert around 9PM each night. You objously have never actually HELPD an iPhone in your hands and been satisfied by it;s strenght of build. Yes, you CAN break the screen if you do something utterly stupid, name another full screen touch phone that isn't equally or more fragile... For christs's sake, it lasted 4 seconds in an indistrial blender before it finally broke!!! (will-it-blend? barely....)

    ...Too Apple? I don't know what that means... More people use an iPhone with a PC than with Mac OS. It's the single presented design everyone is trying to match. If you mean the aesthetic design, lack of crashing, stability and fluidity of the interface, and overall finish of the design, feature and function, well, if you're not keen on that go f* yourself and deal with your cheap, plastic, crap, Windows, Symbian, or other worthless OS phone.... I've had them all over the years (work insists on giving me worthless smartphones that crash incessently and loose any data not stored on external cards. I spend about 2 hours a week maintaining those damned devices, i spend NO time maintaining the iPhone). If you're referring simply to the fact that since Apple makes it, you'll never buy it, then you should have disclaimed yourself a technology biggot somewhere in your post. Not buying something because of who makes it, especially when they're the NUMBER ONE rated company in overall consumer satisfaction is simply moronic.

    You're probably one of those idiouts who allways votes republican because you allways have, and completely ignore the fact that the new millenium democrats more resemble the republicans of the 50s than the republicans do now... You don't buy apple simply because everyone seems to love them.

  42. Steve

    @ Michael C

    You'd have to be an idiot to vote Republican in this country.

    Or spend money on a phone.

    Personally, I'm still waiting for that mobile-app-shaped hole in my life.

  43. Jerome
    Heart

    The Shaggs

    Thanks for that. If I learnt nothing else of use from this article (and I didn't) at least I discovered the existence of The Shaggs. In the words of Dot herself: -

    "I have started a song about Pain inspired from knee pain but will probably be turned into a love song."

    Respect.

  44. Michael Wojcik Silver badge
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    Impressively underwhelming

    I already don't want an iPhone (to the dismay of my wife and bafflement of most of my acquaintances, who snapped the damn thing up), but this article certainly made me want it less. Those are the best 10 applications for the self-appointed Greatest Gadget Ever? Out of some 40,000?

    Shazaam is moderately interesting for its technology - it'd make a decent CACM article - but I think actually using it would be a wash: less "what is that song?!!" frustration, but less pleasure at hearing a dimly-remembered song from long ago and learning what it was by happy accident. What comes too easily is cheapened.

    As for the rest - I don't think I'd bother installing them if they were free.

  45. James
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    Dollars?

    The prices in dollars? Really?

  46. Bod

    iPhone still missing one decent killer app

    A *quality* equivalent to Nokia Sports Tracker. It's worth owning a Nokia for that alone!, especially as it can sit in that thing called "the background", shock! ;) (and run in parallel to other GPS apps running at the same time).

  47. Anonymous Coward
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    Pandora

    Wanted to check this out but guess what because of some jobsworth - ITS NOT FRICKIN AVAILABLE IN THE UK... !!!?!!?!!!!!

    FAIL. FAIL. FAIL...

  48. Scott
    Alert

    @@AppJail

    Does the iPhone come with a world map in it? or does it cost? how good is it? will it tell me where the nearest go-go bar is in bangkok or should i just ask someone walking past? is the data plan world wide?

    Just asking because my phones 10 years old and i was looking to up-grade, a friend of mine got one at the weekend and for the money and contract he has to pay, i think he was ripped off?

  49. Chris Harden
    Flame

    Original Crazy Frog?????

    Heathen Hack!

    THIS was before jamster used the sound - AND it was actually funny: http://butifnot.tripod.com/racecar.html

    For the history: http://www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2005/01/the_evolution_o.asp

  50. Tom

    Admit it! You're just pissed somebody else is collecting the $5/shot

    for the burning candle download. Probably has a patent on it too.

  51. tiggertaebo
    Paris Hilton

    @Michael C

    I think the reason you have such a different is because you live in the US - here in the UK the mobile market is very different.

    I can't remember the last time I actually PAID for a phone (certainly not any time in the last 8 years) - and yes I do tend to have high-end phones (my current device is a Nokia N95 that I've had since release). I've *never* had a device have features crippled by an operator, I can install anything I want on my N95 (even write stuff myself if I want) and I have never paid for a ring tone as I just copy my MP3s to the phone and use those. My plan is about £10 a month less than the iPhone's plan and while I'll grant I don't get data in that I could use a glut of data over the term of the contract and STILL be better off, even if I didn't add a data package to my plan.

    Paris - because she is very mobile phone relevant :)

  52. Peyton
    Happy

    I hate to admit it...

    (the frog one made me think of this)

    I probably would pay to have Hypnotoad going on my phone.

  53. Robert Brandon

    Weird

    I find it funny how people complain about how stupid apps come in and how companies should filter them, but then complain about the companies filtering apps when they do.

    Also, for the poop app, that reminded of this one website, www.funnyjunk.com, that has funny pictures/videos/Flash stuff and people can comment on them, and on practically every thing there's at least one post that says something along the lines of "Fat Ben made poop!" for no apparent reason (other than being a total jackass). Well, this app would give reason to say it.

  54. Law

    @ tiggertaebo

    No idea what you are replying to (can't be bothered reading) but I can assure you, when the N95 was the flagship phone for nokia and I was going to buy it (within a few months of release) it wasn't free on any contract below £45 - and those contracts were without data (Orange was I think £5 more a month for 1gb or something stupid, Tmobile was at least £10 more a month with their web n walk etc).... in the end I took the tmobile one... and to my surprise, even though Nokia had released several firmware updates for the phone to fix a few early issues I had, the Nokia Updater wouldn't install the latest firmware, claimed there wasn't an available update.

    Turned out, they sign the phones with sort of OEM ID's based on the network it's sold for - Tmobile hadn't sanctioned the latest firmware updates, even though it actually improved the phone, so all tmobile customers were crippled with a buggy firmware. In the end, I had to overwrite this ID myself for a generic OEM one (using dodgy software) - this in turn invalidates the warranty as far as nokia and tmobile are concerned, but I got my firmware updates - and the phone was fairly awesome after that - one of best phones I've had.

    Not trying to argue any specific point, other than you may be remembering the past with rose-tinted specs - the state of our market isn't the utopia you imagine it to be.. just less people complain about it, blaming the phones rather than the networks etc.

    Incidentally, I did use an "unlimited data" bolt on as part of my flext tarrif with the N95 - I can honestly say, as much as I loved my N95 for things like web radio apps, wifi, camera, sat nav etc etc, I still use my iPhone more on a day to day basis (thanks to a decent number of added app's as well as core features).... the only things I'd change really in the phone I have now is the camera, sync over bluetooth (my n95 worked better with my macbook than the iPhone in that respect!) and lack of a tomtom/route66 nav app for it.... hopefully these few things will be fixed in the next one.

  55. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    You should see the reviews

    If you think that the apps are bad, just try reading some of the reviews! They're worse than YouTube's.

    A typical example (paraphrasing, from memory) for a children's colouring book app: "Don get this app. Its awful. I though it was good game but it jus for kids". Er, did they even look at what they were downloading?

    Or the number of reviewers who complained that the joke "hand x-ray" didn't really x-ray your body....

  56. Matt Bryant Silver badge
    Happy

    No Googlemaps?

    Half the so-called smart apps are a complete waste of battery! Surely the GPS-linked Googlemaps has to be the most useful app available to real world users? Oh, hold on a sec - we're talking fanbois! No wonder there are so many apps that fixate on what passes from the rectum in one form or another.

  57. Paul Gray
    Unhappy

    Whoa!! If only I'd known.

    You can actually get a phone you can get new applicatons for, for money? I must get me one of these gadgets. There was me with my Windows mobile device with all the free user generated content available for it.

    Things like a terminal services client that allows me to log onto my computer remotely for $30... no sorry, I meant for free.

    The only sad thing is that, as the retards go out nd buy these things because proper mobile tools like Blackberries and WM are too hard, less time will be spent working on apps for them.

  58. Tom Silver badge
    Jobs Horns

    Let me translate Paul Gray for you

    """

    Waah, its not fair, I've got a Windows Touch Smartphone, its shit but it was cheap, so no worries. I can install ANY app I like, and if I fancy I can write my OWN APPS in Visual Studio!, unfortunately, I can't seem to write anything good, and all the apps I've downloaded actually look like shit windows programs running on a phone.

    On the other hand, I didn't buy an iPhone. Hahaha, those clueless tools, with their easy to use UIs.

    """

    Don't worry Paul, keep raging at the iPhone, eventually you will convince yourself you did actually make the right decision.

  59. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @ Michael Wojcik

    That was my original point - these aren't the best 10 apps available. The list is ridiculously selective and aimed at (a) people who want to access their computers or servers from their phones and (b) er, that is it. There are a multitude of much better apps available that aren't listed at all. And it has totally ignored all the games available.

    P.S. One I forgot from my own list is Google Earth...

    P.P.S. And my list is hardly inclusive either as it is limited to proper apps rather than games and is only representative of ones I have on my own phone.

  60. Michael Brown

    @Evil Gav

    >I take it you are aware just quite how much data costs as soon as you leave the shores of Blighty?

    >And that the iPhone has a horrible tendency to be continually using the data services ?

    Not when you're roaming it doesn't. "Data Roaming" is switched off by default, and there's a warning about excessive roaming charges next to the switch to enable it.

    >I dread to think what an always on iPhone will happily spend of your money.

    As I said above, the iPhone is not "always on" when roaming. In any case, the iPhone is only "always on" the network if you have Push Notifications (for e-mail etc) enabled. Just because it's always got a network connection doesn't mean it's constantly sending/receiving data. In fact having push e-mail enabled uses very little data by itself. It really depends how much e-mail you receive. In any case, I don't know many people who have Push e-mail enabled because it's a huge battery hog.

  61. J
    Dead Vulture

    Well...

    It would have been interesting for the article to give the current (at "press" time) amount of downloads each app had (I'm took lazy to go to the iTunes store and check; hell, I don't even know if I'd be able, from Firefox on Linux...). And maybe give an update one or two weeks later, so just we know how much of a damage El Reg's coverage of these apps has done...

  62. istara

    Great list, but hate the iTunes links

    Linking to AppShopper.com (or similar) is much more preferable. I hate iTunes opening all the time: it's really slow, you can't open more than one page at a time, and I'm currently on my work Pc so couldn't directly buy stuff there anyway since my iPhone syncs with my home MBP.

  63. Pierre Silver badge
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    What's the point?

    Yeah, let's download apps which will allow us to waste hours doing an awful job of otherwise easy tasks!

    I mean, seriously, who is going to actually create music on a microscopic device with worst-than-awful audio capabilities? Why not do that on a real machine, check the result on your £1000 sound system, _then_ transfer the result on whatever you want?

    Same for the FTP stuff: are you *really* going to trust someone to fix a website from a frigging phone? Yeah sure, I'll fix this XHTML page -full of scripts- and/or this Apache config file. From a device that displays 10 half-lines of text at a time. Through an insecure connection. What could possibly go wrong?

    I guess the Bloomberg thing can be remotely useful if you're so stock-obsessed that you feel you can't let the market unmonitored for a full 30 minutes -and can't be bothered to browse the web for the info-, but that's it.

    At least the "idiotic" apps will probably give the expected results. the "smart" ones are for twits who don't have to perform any actual work but want to impress the boss's PA. Oh wait, we're talking about iPhone owners. I see now. Go ahead, these apps are great!

  64. richard llewellyn

    Very US!

    Quite a few of the apps listed are not available in the UK...Kindle and Pandora being the ones I would love to be able to use!

  65. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    AP News Network

    Clearly the author has never used this app. Buggy, slow, frustrating, needs to be uninstalled/reinstalled regularly to keep it happy. Very 2.x is bloatware at its worst and a terrible UI.

  66. Anonymous Coward
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    I don't have an iPhone...

    ...with a bunch of useless apps, but I do have a life that isn't dependent on technology. So I rate all these as stupid.

  67. Anonymous Coward
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    Pathetic...

    Look, if you think the device is shit, why bother reading the article? All you iPhone-haters have 1 thing in common - NO LIFE! You actively seek out articles about a piece of technology that you all think is crap and tell people that think it's crap as well as those that already own the device and think it's good that it's crap - all without ANY kind of base in reality of fact. I pity you. You need to get out more. Maybe an iPhone would help...

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