"a cool chick, a smart girl, and hard-working"
bahahahahaha, we are talking about Paris Hilton right ?!
Paris because that's the sort of crap that Paris would come out with
El Reg's fave jetsetting blonde has confirmed what some of us have suspected all along - that's she's not actually an international ambassador for celebutard vacuity, but rather an ordinary gal with serious artistic ambitions. Speaking to Heat magazine, "One Night in" Paris Hilton explained: "I think a lot of people have seen …
Clearly this means someone is going to have to take up the slack and step into the role of trashy vamp-socialite. Well, the buck stops here and I shall take on this onerous responsibility. No, don't try to stop me. Duty calls and I respond.
Being a generously proportioned middle aged male will be no impediment. Hand me some pumps and a scandalously brief cocktail dress. Soon hairy, lardy, and - I must confess - bosomy, will be de rigeur on red carpet and behind velvet rope.
2009 is a year for personal reinvention!
Which way round does a thong go?
Why does the media constantly follow this bimbo? She is shallower than my two year olds bath water, about as intelligent as a cockroaches kneecap and butt fucking ugly to boot.
Do us all a favour Paris, seeing as you have SUCH acting talent, do a remake of Castaway but please, stay on the fucking island.
...she actually turns out to be quite a nice, if not too bright woman who becomes a well rounded person and a perfect wife? I once knew someone similar (substantially scaled down on the Fame Board!) who was often mocked and got no respect from her peers. When I met her again in her late thirties she had a great husband and two very polite young children. She had a small, part time business and since I had not been part of that early pack, she got to tell me how she had the last laugh.
Paris because for once, she actually IS the topic and since I never met her, I can blend with the Mocking Pack. If I had, I'd have kept my mouth shut just in case...
Given Paris' reputation, it'll be interesting to see how her artwork is judged. I have a feeling that unless (and maybe even if) she turns out to truly be the next Picasso or DaVinci in terms of ground-breaking artwork, whatever she paints will be seen as "crap" simply because of her fame (or infamy), which would be seen (rightly or wrongly) as being the primary cause of her displacing any unknown artist at an exhibition. And that at the same time, an unknown artist's work displayed in place of hers at an exhibition would not be so harshly judged.
Ah, tall-poppy syndrome. You gotta love it!
IT angle because this article does, in fact, have an obvious Paris Hilton angle! :)
"I'm a lot more serious and shy... and if I'm not out, having to be, you know, 'on', I'm at home just chilling and wearing sweat pants."
When you're at home you're more serious and wear casual clothes? What a revelation. You don't stop being a spoiled airhead just because you take a break from clubbing.
Do any of them work hard enough to warrant the cash?
Is everyone here really gullible enough to believe what the see on TV, be it "Countdown", "the simple life" or anything else purported to be a "reality show"?
Yoohoo! ITS ALL ENTERTAINMENT - tv execs are showing you what they think you want to see, just as newspapers reflect their readership.
...or turning up for 1/2 an hour at some "trendy" new bar and getting paid the better part of half a million for it?
It's an insult to anyone who *does* work.
It's also an insult to anyone who has to pay to get into clubs...
Mine's the one with Paris Hilton's talent in the - wait a minute, can someone pass the magnifying glas?
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