from the newspaper article
"His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes."
Do we need that much detail?
Cairns police are hunting a light-fingered pervert who has twice broken into a sex shop and taken inflatable dolls for a quick shag out the back before abandoning his conquests in a nearby lane, the Cairns Post reports. The owner of Laneway Adult Shop, who identified himself only as "Vogue", explained that in the first recent …
"When they could have come (don't snigger at the back) in the front door and paid for their pr0n like all the oh so normal people we usually get..."
Need check boxes on the icons - want Paris and IT? Sod it, Paris does it for me (snigger)
Many, many years ago, I worked on a Saturday for a large supermarket - this was before they sold condoms, and the manager was too embarrassed to go down the road and buy them himself. He used to get me (aged 15) to buy them for him!
I used to go down the local chemists once a month and there would always be a female member of staff serving. Did that stop me - not on your life. And I always made the request in a loud voice to make sure everyone could hear me and with a big grin on my face - I'm sure that they thought me a total sex maniac (or more probably just a pervert).
Perhaps the thief is just too embarrassed to buy his blow up doll?
"It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”
I beg your pardon, WHAT?! Yes, sure, it's a pity there is someone going about shoplifting and littering, but I would much, MUCH rather have some guy enjoying a stolen doll in the alley every single day of the week than that have the same guy rape a single random passerby.
Of course, to make a point, if you use a doll you did not pay for you are as much a disgrace to society as are folks who dare to gain enjoyment from pirated media. You all deserve to be shot.
@Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 7th January 2009 12:38 GMT
...they had a DNA database! This disgusting (and probably dangerous) pervert could have been looked up and locked up within a few hours; thus making the whole community safer.
Speaking as someone who worked on the paperwork-tracking section of the Queensland DNA system (and this happened in QLD): we have one.
HOWEVER, unlike the UK version, your DNA profile only remain in the database if (A) you (or your legal guardian) signed paperwork stating the cops could keep the info; or (B) you are convicted of the crime. Same rules apply for fingerprints (which I also coded).
If you do not fit either scenario, your DNA profile/Fingerprint image *HAS* to be deleted by law. Curiously enough, the fact you were DNAd/Fingerprinted (ie, the paperwork and its electronic equivalents) and the "destruction order" paperwork can be kept. <shrug> go figure. Probably having to do with being able to show due care and diligence in case Parliament sticks its nose in a "high-profile" case.
He could possibly get done for rape. Since it has now been established in Australian law that cartoon characters constitute "real" people (as a result of which a man has been convicted of possession of child pornography for having pictures of the Simpsons kids doing naughty things), it could now be argued in court that Jungle Jane is also a "real" person with the same rights and protections as Bart and Lisa Simpson.
Mind you, if he did get done for rape on these grounds, that then begs the question of consent; maybe we could also run in the sex shop owner for sex slavery, since the sale of the dolls for sexual purposes without their consent would certainly constitute that offence. And such lunacy would certainly be in good keeping with the mentality of the Australian government of late. Seems we're in a race to the bottom against you guys in the UK, and right now we're winning! :)
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