Explosive hand cream?
Oddly enough, I have a need for just such an item, for a Christmas present of sorts, for an... um... "colleague".
A New Mexico cosmetics entrepreneur has collaborated with a US government nuclear weapons lab to deal with one of the great scourges threatening society today, that of chilly handcream fresh from the jar. The solution: high-tech "personal care lotion" which warms itself up as it is "gently rubbed" on. According to the Sandia …
Not that novel, self heating stuff (Usually based on anhydrous formulations has been around for a while. They either use shedloads of glycols (Glycerine, Butylene Glycol etc) that warm up when water is added, or the other method is tiny zeolite particles that generate heat when they take up water.
So how is this nuke powered version different?
I've had the mispleasure of having some of that warming 'intimate lubricant' on me in an intimate situation.
Fucking dreadful.... it's like deep heat on your cock.
Reminded of the morning I woke up to put my deodorant on, but picked up the deep heat instead.
hmm flames or paris..?
Making it heat up(or at least start to) before it hits the hand is simple: if the nozzle(or whatever you call the part the cream comes out of) features a small enough bottleneck, some of the microcapsule will pop and warm it up a bit(the rest would still need your hand pressure).
Of course, the other option is the stick some plutonium in the sides of the jar and keep the cream warm for years to come(not to mention a self-powered nightlight).
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