I want whatever 389 is
They're so exhausted/out of control after it they can't even type any more!
um gorw jfosf woomhama.
(because that's what I say when I get my clarinet played by PH!)
Microsoft Adcenter helpfully sent me a link to lists of low-cost keywords I could advertise on, categorised by sector, to “unlock new customers”. I had a quick look through the ’sport and rec’ list. Here is a small sample: Adcenter suggests "dogging swindon" Adcenter suggests "carriage dangerous goods road 1996 schedule 12 …
If they rate the "Watford Hare Krishna Temple" as Sports_&_Recreation or Hunting, this may explain why no one bothers using their search,
And presumably, why no one is going to give them any cash to advertise on thier rubbish system.
Incidently, how much would Google charge for me to have the duck porn keyword? (And rest assured, I will be typing that in when I get home from work O.o)
so, the advertising term 'Under 16 Nude' has been 'recently used' has it? (line 4035). If it's illegal to link to pirated music and videos, it must be illegal to link to illegal child porn content.
Of course, vulnerable children don't have the strong legal backing the likes of the MPAA have, but still.
So if MS had a similar "Use up any left overs of your ad budget on stuff you didn't ask for" system like google, could we expect that some of these might automatically get bought up (because you obviously wanted that - [we know better than you])... when did you last check that your google ads dont appear when you type in Duck Porn??
The search for *n b m gn mbnmncbm xbc bcv 0 vfkmjirhtfnkj nb b x bmnx bv* originated from my computer. I forgot to cover my keyboard. I was playing with my duck. The duck was running away from me. The duck ended up on the keyboard.
I will make sure it doesn't happen anymore. I don't want my duck to accidentally type www.live.com on my keyboard again.
I think I'll drawn my duck ( I chose the closest icon I could find )
Oh, I do searches like that all the time.
When the PHB stress me out by pressing me to complete a project that would take a year to complete in a week.
I get angry and frustrated, and bang on the keyboard at google's main page.
Dead vulture, because I wish the PHB was.
Krusty: I could even tell the FCC to take a hike. Look at this list of words they won't let me say on the air. (Hands Bart a piece of paper)
Bart: Aww! All the good ones. Hmm, I never even heard of number nine.
Krusty: That's two-ing thirteen while she's eleven-ing your five.
Bart: Can I keep this?
Krusty: Sure, no twelve off my ass.
I wish I could say that they were trying to spell "duck pond" or "*uck porn", but unfortunately some kinky people were most likely looking for some fresh ideas.
Try owning a site with the name "horsebanger" in the URL and then you'll really see some unbelievable stuff. I've seen far more repulsive search queries and keywords
I'm planning on naming my new race car "the little nude female midget", don't anybody bid on that one. It's mine! Yes it's a small car, I don't have a big budget!
Some free advise to Microsoft. Yes I give advise for free! Stop shooting yourself in the foot. It's never worked before so stop doing it! HAHAHA
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