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Shaken NZ sports fans have recounted how a relaxing Sunday afternoon in front of Prime TV's Grass Roots Rugby turned to horror and disbelief as they were treated to three minutes and 50 seconds of rooting Desperate Black Wives 2. According to 3 News, the "programming blunder" spewed no-holds-barred filth from one of Sky's …

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  1. Ash
    Coat

    3 minutes 50 seconds?

    Those desperate wives must have been disappointed.

    The trench coat with the DVD-wallet size pockets, please.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    If it'd been the All Blacks vs. England

    in 3 min 50 that would have been 3 tries against England that they didn't see.

    Oh, just got the All Blacks joke !!!!!

    Paris , cos she likes videos

  3. Mr D
    Coat

    3 Mins and 50 seconds..

    ... meant there was enough time for a smoke afterwards before it was over !

    Mines the one with the "toothpaste" stain ...

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    England tour highlights

    Clearly it can be explained away as an attempt to show the England team scoring against the All Blacks in NZ

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    3 minutes and 50 second

    Although the wives must have been disappointed, 3 minutes and 50 seconds might be just long enough for most viewers...

    Mines the one with the stain on it, thanks.

  6. Jon Tocker

    Classic!

    Hardcore porn, from what I've seen, lacks any real plot, requires no acting ability and has badly-scripted dialogue read from autocues...

    In other words, it'd be a damned sight more intelligent than any thugby match...

  7. Adam Foxton
    Joke

    Next year...

    It'll be "Desperate All Blacks' Wives"

  8. lansalot
    Coat

    3 minutes 50 seconds ?

    Might not seem like a long time, but personally, I'd find it more than enough. Is this anything to do with the phrase "rugger buggers" ?

    The coat with the pocket with the hole in it please !

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Black Helicopters

    Watch Out for the Crack Anti-Porn Squad

    I'd love to post a rude and witty comment here, but the crack anti-porn squad, whose job it is to secretly snatch and incarcerate such people, have a nasty habit of striking when you least ex

  10. Chris Collins

    Monster?

    Did it have that dude from 'monsters of cock' in it? I have to admit that I was pretty startled when I saw that one. You could pick up peanuts with that one.

  11. James Le Cuirot

    Cricket

    Didn't this happen not so long ago with the cricket?

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Guess the viewers got

    A different sort of hooker and scum than they expected.

    Welll someone had to say it.

    Pass me coat I am leaving.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Alien

    Porn would make more sense than rugby

    For a moment there I thought this might have been an explanation for why nearly everyone here seems to watch rugby. It seems that people really do want to watch sweaty men in tight shorts groping one another and making human pyramids.

    I wonder what Freud would have made of it.

    (New Zealander who isn't even vaguely interested in rugby - hence the alien...)

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Always blaming the porn

    Rugby is about large men using themselves as battering rams to break one another's bones with a lame excuse of trying to get a misshapen ball to the far end of the pitch, and people complain that sex is harmful.

    Seriously, if you want to ban something ban the one which involves stamping on people's heads.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Heard on TV .....

    .... tonight on "Good News Week" (Australia), when Cal Wilson said:

    " Rugby is like watching bits of farm machinery fight each other ".

    Made me laugh.

  16. StillNoCouch
    Coat

    What's the problem ?

    Sounds like a wonderful idea to boost ratings.

    Mine's the one with "Gimme My Ho" on the back ...

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Lucky they weren't in the UK

    Everyone watching the ruggers might have suddenly been nicked for watching 'extreme porno'

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Combine Harvester Demolition Derby

    "...watching bits of farm machinery fight each other..."

    That's the third reference I've noticed in the last 72 hours to farm machinery brute force contests. And the third ever. Spooky.

  19. blackworx
    Coat

    Re: If it'd been the All Blacks vs. England...

    ...there would've been a hell of a lot more shafting going on.

  20. Jeffrey Nonken Silver badge
    Alert

    8 years old?

    "One dad explained his eight-year-old son's innocence had 'been ruined'..."

    Balderdash. Kids treat sex matter-of-factly if you do, and an 8yo boy probably finds it boring and incomprehensible. If anything has traumatized him it's your reaction.

    You're better off educating him. The innocence won't last past the start of puberty, but the knowledge and understanding will help him through the rest of his life.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    If it was New Zealand hardcore porn...

    I wonder what the Sheep were wearing/doing?

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Up

    I suppose...

    ...that these are the same New Zealanders who found the black cocks hard to swallow?

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Up

    Did anyone notice...

    The first interviewee was called "Tinkler"... there has to be a fetish joke in there somewhere!

  24. Tim

    3 mins 50 seconds?

    Doesn't someone actually monitor the outgoing feed? I'm sure I'd notice if one of the monitors had porn on it.

  25. iSuff44
    Joke

    So was........

    a ball given to the hooker??

    Sorry had to do it!

  26. PT

    In other news tonght

    Did anyone notice the other news items at the "3 News" link? Such as -

    "Dannevirke brothel to feature All Blacks themed room"

  27. Huw Jenkins
    Thumb Up

    3mins50

    Is just enough time to crack one off and carry on as if nothing had happened!

    Why can't we have more TV "blunders" like that?

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    god, the risks of watching non pre-screened tv

    We all know that there is the occasional swear word on tv, so we are all well aware that things can go wrong. In fact, during some on-location reports we are just waiting for one of those passers by to jump in front of the camera waving and shouting HI MUM.

    I guess parents need to pay more attention to risk management, lest they accidentally emotionally scar their child. Better to pre-screen all tv just in case such a blunder happens. Then when the child is 16 and thinks life is peachy and perfect and are finally allowed to leave the house, reality will come roaring forward, and they will kill themselves, if they don't die from the shock first.

    A tragic end, but what a blissful, innocent time those 16 years were.

  29. Christopher E. Stith
    Paris Hilton

    We're jealous in the US...

    All we got from our Super Bowl a couple years ago was a breast with a pastie-covered nipple, and it was on the nightly news for a week. If we'd had almost four minutes of hardcore porn broadcast over open air, people would have lost fortunes.

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