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We're not quite sure what to make of this one, but Isabella Rossellini is currently wowing the crowds down at YouTube with a couple of trailers for a series of "Green Porno" shorts - no-holds-barred insights into the wonderful world of invertebrate rumpy-pumpy: As the Evening Standard notes, the full-fat films are …

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  1. Chris Thomas
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    YESS!!!!!

    NSFW!!! Holy smokes, it's the first thing I did, send to everyone, OMG, so funny, especially the bit with riding the preying mantis and shouting YEAAH!!!!!

    Now THATS pornography!!!

    LOOOL

  2. Michael Ortmann
    Alien

    WTF?

    No, seriously... WTF?

    That's it, it's high time to start that Mars colonisation asap. Who's with me?

    Out of the door, line on the left, one spacesuit each.

  3. Mark
    Black Helicopters

    Surely this is extreme pornography?

    I think I hear those damn black 'copters heading over here.....

  4. Sir Runcible Spoon Silver badge

    @Lester2

    My bad, just checked my email :P

  5. Sir Runcible Spoon Silver badge
    Dead Vulture

    @Lester

    I hope you already knew about this or heard it from several sources, coz you didn't give me a nod for the tip-off !!

    only-kiddin' :D

    I can't wait to see her tackle the giant bee-sting 8^O

  6. Gavin McMenemy
    Dead Vulture

    EH?

    There was a Beeb (I think) series about the sex lives on insects a while back (year or two ago) that was really good. It was also every bit as 'graphic' as these shorts appear to be. It had very similar scenes and was a very serious progam about how insects procreate. After a simple Google search I see this is just a US equivalent. Pity I can't remember the name of the TV series - it was excellent.

    There really is nothing to see here. Please move along.

    Why the dead vulture? Obviously he's been injected with the larval stage of a nasty wasp and has been eaten alive from the inside out.

  7. Mark

    "Out of the door, line on the left, one spacesuit each."

    There's lumps of it round the back.

    :-)

  8. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge
    Coat

    good old

    rule 34...

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Heart

    @Gavin

    Life in the Undergrowth maybe?

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Heart

    @Gavin

    "Dr Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation" on Ch 4 a couple of years ago. Olivia Judson 10 million points, Isabella Rosselini nul points!

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Boffin

    Reminds me of...

    ...Dr Tatiana and her strange programme on C4 a couple of years ago.

    http://www.drtatiana.com/show.shtml

  12. Gavin McMenemy
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    see here

    http://www.drtatiana.com/

    This the show.

  13. Gavin McMenemy
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    AC2 has it right!

    Dr Tatian's Sex advice.... was the show. I thought it was on the beeb - but that's the one. Watch it if you can. Humourous and informative!

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    uk.gov

    OMG Extreme Porn...........

  15. Fibbles

    Bleh

    The vids have already been pulled by youtube...

  16. Tim Brown

    @Mark

    ...you'll never hear the black helicopters until it's too late...

  17. Tim Brown
    Black Helicopters

    @Mark

    ...you'll never hear the black helicopters until it's too late...

  18. Chris Peterson
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    Sundance Channel

    These short films (not trailers) were produced by the Sundance Channel. You can see higher quality video at their web site:

    http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/

  19. Shaun Roe
    Alien

    How low can you get?

    Cockroaches?

    Let's face it, we've all done it. Who can honestly say they've never slept with a mite?

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