You too can have a glowing dildo to add inches to your remote.
Hurry now, while stocks last.
Note, players must add BZZZZZZZ effects themselves.
For die-hard Star Wars fans, the Lightsabre is probably the film series' coolest asset. So thank your lucky Death Star that a Lightsabre peripheral for the Wii remote has been unveiled. Wii_Light_Sword The Wii Light Sword Dubbed the Wii Light Sword, the add-on has just cropped up on online retailer Play.com’s website. The …
"players must add BZZZZZZZ "
Not at all, the controller has a built in buzz feedback and a speaker, so it would be ideal for that.
Perhaps "Nintendo Virtual Mario Sex" for women who want to have fake sex with an fat ugly Italian plumber?
Or for soldiers out on duty whose wives can't keep their legs closed or have only limited grasp of their marriage vows?
I mean, just how much abuse will these things take, and how long until the broken plastic edge on one cuts some 10 year old in the US, leading to a multi-million dollar lawsuit? Which will promptly have them pulled from retailers shelves, possibly even before Christmas?
Think I will go buy a few hundred, and get ready to pop them on e-bay in 6 - 12 months at triple their price to the Star Wars fanatics, er, faithful...
can we have more than one colour for head to head play so we get the whole good vs evil thing? like a red one?
actually there was some article somewhere about modifying led lights with lasers from dvd writers and the like to enable them to burn things.........
so if I lose, at the game I can just hack off my opponents limbs :)
.... or maybe not.........
This has got to be designed for WiiSaber, an app most people download, play with for 30 seconds andthen forget. http://isnoop.net/blog/2006/12/07/wiisaber-a-wii-mac-and-lightsaber-sandwich/
Danny Thompson why did you feel the need to comment on this you racist buffoon?
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