Thanks for the mammaries.
Those among you who are still wondering with a kind of shocked disbelief why oh why oh why didn't talented chanteuese and Bulgarian airbag scaffold Jordan feature on the list of top Brits wits need look no further than today's Sun for enlightenment. While the late Spike Milligan was honoured for, among other classics, his …
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I’m no expert (I’m sure that there is someone out there that will put me right) but is there a COSHH problem with putting that amount of silicone in the ground ?
Do not allow to enter drains or water
Methods of spill cleaning:
Wipe, scrape or soak up in an inert
material and put in container for disposal.
Wash walking surfaces with a detergent
and water to reduce slipping hazard.
On the Spike Milligan theme, how about "Clearly, I was mentally ill" ?
Don't stand there - you'll burst them!
CCTV in action - nork-lifters will be prosecuted
Question: will she be going for the Y-shaped coffin at all ? Or perhaps a little creative corpse arrangement could negate the need for a vase at said site ? Take the Billy Connolly route and give visitors somewhere to park their bike ?
I couldn't dance
I couldn't sing
I couldn't act.
I couldn't write
But my tits will still be here long after you're dead.
Born May 1978
Died XXX XXXX
She came, she implanted, She posed, She gave birth, She married famous people and still nobody gave a flying f*ck when she died
I was just a little girl,
when I asked my mother "What will I be?"
"Will I be famous", "Will I be rich"
Here's what she said to me..
"No you f*cking won't, you'll be a annoying waste of time, taking up precious air, flaunting your plastic boobs at celebrities and pretending to be important to gossip rags in a vain attempt to prove that you're somebody special."
I proved her wrong didn't I?
hmm, I'm getting a bit vindictive here aren't I?
AFAIK they remove implants and such during the embalming process so there's no COSHH issue with silicone in the water table. Presumably they either restuff the cavity with something more biodegradable (old copies of the Sun would be appropriate in this case) or go with something in the padded bra line to compensate.
This does beg a question though. Could removing a dead, septuagenarian Jordan's implants possibly be the worst job in human history?
Normally I'd hesitate to point out something so flesh-crawlingly horrific, but it's Hallowe'en today so I claim fair comment.
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