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An Oz barmaid who splendidly "entertained customers" in a Western Australia hotel by "crushing beer cans between her bare breasts" has been fined A$1,000 dollars (£439) for a breach of the Liquor Control Act. According to the Telegraph, 31-year-old Luana De Favari admitted flashing her chesticles twice at patrons of the Premier …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    pix

    or stfu

  2. Paul
    Paris Hilton

    This is not good enough!

    How many times do we have to go through this Lester? Photographs make all the diffrence on imporant storys like this. We need the infomation. Its just not good enough!

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Where is the photographic evidence?

    All in the name of substantiation of truth, obviously....

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Chesticles?

    What happened to Bulgarian Airbags?

    Bubble

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Mars

    IT angle?

    It took place in a pub. That's the IT angle.

    I'm going to have a picture of Mars, because it looks a bit like a breast.

  6. Piers
    Dead Vulture

    The Author should be renamed Half-a-Job Bob

    I'm having difficulties picturing the incidents in question. Some photographs would help greatly.

  7. Anonymous Coward
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    My my

    I grew up in Pinjarra 20 years ago. It wasn't like that when I was a kid.

    Must get back there sometime.... sounds like a fun place.

  8. Andy Worth

    This is useless without pics

    After all, without pictures how could be possibly decide if the law was justified? Depending on the state of them, they might have been doing the crowd a favour making her keep them under wraps.

  9. Mike Smith
    Paris Hilton

    So does that mean...

    ... that we can have "Australian can crushers" as an alternative to Bulgarian airbags?

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sod pics...

    ...where's the video? There must be at least one in existence surely :-D

  11. Joe Stalin
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    Reg Club Rule 5

    When I was a lot younger and at college we would while away our spare time eyeing-up the females. We came up with clasification for mam sizes.

    1) Titties.

    2) Boobies.

    3) Breasts.

    4) Jugs.

    5) Gazongas.

    Then some one chucked in "Anything more than a handful is a waste", at which point we all looked at our hands and realised we all had different sized hands. The solution was we invented the BSH that's the British Standard Handful. (34C, slightly bigger than my hand). Someone also said "Anything more than a mouthful is a waste" but that could apply other things as well, so it got binned

  12. Peter Davies

    dammit

    I can't find one example image of this fledgling sport on google!!

    Buck your game up ElReg!

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Not just that....

    ... but can we have a 'Where's the picture?' icon?

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Dead Vulture

    Well you asked...

    So here it is....

    http://www.plsthx.com/Funny_videos/363_Big_Boobs_Crush_Beer_Cans.html

  15. Fluffykins Silver badge

    @Paul and A.C

    Pic here.

    http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/drink_can250.jpg

    /coat.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    'Our licensed premises'?

    What's with this 'our licensed premises' guff from the rozzers?

    It's private property, shurely?

    It *is* private property. And stop calling me Shirley.

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Amazing

    "The woman 'is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences', in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said."

    I think it's wonderful that their hotel licensing laws specifically forbid mammary-assisted beer can crushing. These Aussies think of everything.

  18. Martin Glenn
    Coat

    A shot at a new headline for this story!

    Bonza Oz Brew Bar Canned

    (Play on Bonzo dog Do Dah Band!)

    Coat on already!

  19. Simon Harvey
    Heart

    Aussie Aussie Aussie

    nice to see that us Aussies get a fair reporting on a pommy website. As an ex-Pom-who-has-seen-the-light-and-become-an-Aussie I am digusted at the level of "negative" reporting by the Reg.

    Anyway on to more important stuff. Does anyone have her phone number, think we need to invite her over here to Queensland to invesitgate wether ...um ... it is still a crime in this state.

  20. Emma Goddard

    Easy now boys

    Anyone would think it was difficult to find pictures of breasts on the internet.......

  21. Mark Allen

    @Fluffykins

    Fluffykins - you do realise pasting in that link will now confuse the poor BOFH looking after that server. He'll never work out why sooo many people want to look at his beer can!!

  22. lansalot

    well...

    They may have their knockers, but I think they deserve plenty of support for this.

    I hope they were rightly applauded for this act - had I been there, I'd certainly have given them a warm hand etc etc and so on.

  23. Anonymous Coward
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    @Well you asked...

    http://www.plsthx.com/Funny_videos/363_Big_Boobs_Crush_Beer_Cans.html

    Oh my god, that is terrifying. Not at all the sexy vid I was expecting. That woman could do a hell of a lot of damage to anything, or anyone, that got in her way.

  24. Erwin
    IT Angle

    Where's the IT angle?

    /me gets coat.

  25. Sacha TF Padovani
    Coat

    @Erwin

    There might be an angle grinder, though ..

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Mars

    It's all over the interweb

    Check out today's (25-Oct-2007) Astropix:

    http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

    You could crush a lot between those.

  27. Philip Alexander
    Coat

    IT angle?

    The IT angle is glaringly obvious - it tok place in a pub!!!

  28. Mick Gasson
    Jobs Horns

    Picture here!, clothed unfortunately

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=489435&in_page_id=1811

  29. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Title

    That should stop the Daily Mail knockers.

  30. Cliff

    Misprint, surely?

    Oz barmaid adored for crushing beer cans between jubs

    Oz barmaid rewarded for crushing beer cans between jubs

    Oz barmaid celebrated for crushing beer cans between jubs

    All seem to make more sense to me - poor girl was doing her bit to reduce the transportation volume of empty beer cans on their way to recycling (or to take less landfill space - your choice) and tried to retain her modesty with teaspoons so as not to offend.

    I also vote for the 'oi Lester, where's the pic, then?' icon

  31. Anonymous Coward
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    Perhaps

    Oz barmaid crushes beer cans between fine jubs?

    Someone needs to set up a donations page to pay the fine.

  32. Sceptical Bastard

    She's big lass, she's a bonny lass

    http://www.plsthx.com/Funny_videos/363_Big_Boobs_Crush_Beer_Cans.html

    The bloody woman is cheating! She's got sheets of lead in her bra.

    Prove it, tootsie - get 'em out for El Reg.

  33. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Not against the law here

    Being topless in Ontario is not against the law, maybe a smart bar owner here in Toronto can implement this new form of entertainment! I can see it now: In one room Strippers from Montreal, in the other Ozzie bar maids taking out the trash...

    --Pete

  34. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    A bartender

    I knew once used to show her tit's to her favorites they couldn't crush anything but I liked em, the women do however risk losing their jobs doing this sort of extra entertainment and I advise against it (unless the bar is full of bikers then it's required).

  35. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Spoons as well

    But were they teaspoons, dessert spoons or ladles? Might be another unit of measure to add to the Reg's standard scale.

  36. Oliver Mould

    Updated: video - full link

    http://publish.vx.roo.com/thedaily/videoplayer/?Channel=Telegraph+TV&ClipId=1418_183095&Format=wmp&bt=IE&bp=WIN&bst=OP&biec=false&bitrate=300

  37. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    @Ashley Pomeroy

    > I'm going to have a picture of Mars, because it looks a bit like a breast.

    Only if you're looking at a mammogram. Dude, you're weird...

  38. Paul
    Dead Vulture

    What I want to know

    What kind of a rubbish hotel bar serves cans of beer???

  39. John Dougald McCallum
    Go

    What kind of a rubbish hotel bar serves cans of beer???

    Obviously Australian ones, also cheaper to transport than bottled beer and less hastle than draught no specialised plumbing required and the only way to drink aussie beer.

  40. Lord-a-miytee

    @Paul

    i've lived in Aus. Even in the downtown bars of Kings Cross, Sydney, the bars had dustbins filled with cans in iced water. No taps. No optics. And the fascists charged a dollar to open one. It was cheaper to get into conversation with a hooker - the barman would open cans for her for nothing.

    Fantastic country. Sadly i'm too old to emigrate now.

  41. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Anonymous Coward , here's a less terrifying Vid

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2788045610267657419&q=amarcord&total=257&start=0&num=100&so=0&type=search&plindex=12

    The Tobacconist in Fellini's Amarcord

  42. Anonymous Coward
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    Agreed, donation page needed.

    What the hell is this country coming to (not that WA is really classed as part of Australia, it's so bloody far away!) when a sheila can't get her gear off to to help Planet Ark and their recycling efforts.

    And, how about the police actually get off the backsides and catch REAL criminals in their spare time instead of drinking at the pub. I bet they don't get screened for the "random" breath test on the way home.....

  43. pete

    Bummer.

    The cops must have a hard job.

  44. the Jim bloke Silver badge
    Unhappy

    the evil conspiracy

    this kind of thing used to be pretty commonplace in West Oz's mining towns.

    Some of the girls were local celebrities, and had their 'signature' tricks. But the moral Fascists decided that hard rock miners would be corrupted and led astray by the sight of feminine flesh (being a long way inland and away from public beaches where such is displayed freely and often so that exposure might lead to desensitization) and required the enforcement of laws from the previous century.

    To make matters worse, a local businesman and pub owner, got the license to run an actual strip joint... whereupon other pubs - not belonging to this entrepenuer, tended to become subject to complaints to the morality gestapo whenever the girls working in them happened to flash a nipple or display some buttock.

    Its a tragedy, another cultural artform being oppressed and effectively wiped out by small minded officials

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