Ahh there's nothing like ruthlessly efficient arse-covering :)
"Okay, so where are we at?" I ask the PFY as I review plan 32 beta. "Right then," the PFY responds with the ruthless efficiency of a seasoned professional. "32 Beta is a GO! At oh seven thirty and I printed 12 copies of >shuffle< this >shuffle< picture to various printers around the building." "Ah," I say distastefully. " …
SOD IT ....."Oh dear," the PFY says, putting his hammer down. "We appear to have lost the asset management system."
And what of Persistent Virtual Memory? Or is that easily converted to a Fortune Cookie with a Credit Transfer of Liquid Assets .... not that Management would necessarily be made aware of the Facility, of course? After all, you can't XPect them to understand what they can't understand and especially whwnever its is one of those super duper duping NeuReal Asset Management Systems they'll be needing to configure.
A Blade Raid System for the Nexus of the MatriXXXX should see some pretty refined Porn in Higher Definition too. Perfect for IT Boffins in the Buff.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em ...with a Lead to drag them along by the nose/rings through their piercings. The BDSM crowd will love ITs Exquisite Perverse Pain.
Crikey that sounds like AesThetans at their Pleasure ..... Scientific Opus Dei IT.
SOD IT ... which is Back to the Future again, again. It must be a DNA C42 Parallel String Thing..... ReGenerative IT.
Is IT Patented or bettered just sold off in Great Bytes to those with more Money than Perfect Sense? Sounds like the best Option to me for you can't buy nothing with a Patent down at local store.
By some strange coincidence, I read episode 19 of the 1998 BOFH arhive earlier this morning, which happens to be very very simular to this one. I am sure you can be forgiven as that was 9 years ago :)
Still a good episode though as always! Would have probably enjoyed it even more if i hadn't just read 1998-19 though :)
Who the hell thinks this is funny, it's the same joke about planting porn for frustrated admins every week. I wish the reg would stop carrying this crap.
It's the only article in the reg which is ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED not to raise a smile, which is a bit wierd for a news site. Drop it guys, it wasnt funny in the nineties, it's as funny as cancer now. You are rewarding failure!
We have a troll! It's rather stupifying to see how many people still try to get a rise out of others on the world wide and not-so-anonymous internet. You are of course entitled to your opinion dear Perry, however insane it may be. Or are you perchance a member of the management class? One would think so...
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