back to article Durex seeks hardened condom testers

Durex Down Under is looking for Aussies over the age of 18 to fill 200 positions as condom testers, stuff.co.nz reports. Durex marketing manager Sam White explained that successful applicants would get a AU$60 selection of rubberwear, and would be "required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' …

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  1. amanfromMars Silver badge

    That made me smile.

    :-) A perfectly good use for a Job Seeker's allowance.

  2. Lyndon Hills

    Original report

    Originally reported by stuff.co.nz - perfect.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Never enough

    60 dollars' worth? That wouldn't even see me through Baywatch...

  4. JP Bonello

    LOL

    Respect to above poster!

  5. vale

    Emailed to some of my aussie co workers

    Is it wrong that I put "Can you fill this posistion?" as the topic?

  6. Michael

    Wrong company

    If you're getting pleasure from Baywatch it's not Durex you need to be providing you with stock. It's Kleenex.

  7. Dam

    Would look pro on a resume

    I say, with that, you beat a consultant anytime.

    Reckon girls are eligible too?

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Is it just a coincindence....

    ... that this news item started 'Durex...' and the next one on the page started 'Trojan... ' ?

  9. pierre

    Too Hard

    Why would anyone want a hardened condom?

  10. Martin Huizing

    Why a hardened condom?

    Well, in computer terms:

    "Sometimes a floppy wishes to be a hard disk."

    ~Martin

  11. Sean Nevin

    Job Title

    Imagine that on your business cards. Professional, Certified Condom Tester. Would you be giving them away more at business or pleasure type situations?

    Oh, and congratulations to amanfromMars for his most coherent post yet! The question I have now is are you on or off your 'meds'?

    Cheers

  12. Doctor Al

    A bit stiff

    The early closing date for applications will disappoint many Johnny-come-latelys.

    Sorry.

    Al

  13. CharleyBoy

    Hmmm

    I suppose that this is one job where you would actually have to try and get the sack

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Hit the spot

    Great belly-laugh after a very bad day. Thanks!

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