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Britney Spears is seeking help in selecting a title for her forthcoming album. Her website says the highly-talented chanteuse is "asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance". The options on offer are: Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like What if the Joke is on You Down boy Integrity Dignity Pah. We're sure …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A title which suggests the album cover photo(s)

    Really, to accommodate all the recent news stories, it has to be "Shaved Beaver Fever"

  2. Alexander Hanff

    Fan of single word album titles...

    So how about "Sinead"

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Integrity? Dignity?

    How about Stupidity?

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ah, cunning....

    So they've put a "dummy" option in... why?

    I'll tell you why.

    They want a virtual flashmob to join the fan-club in order to push the dud name through. That means thousands of $$$.

    So don't even think about it. They won't respect the vote -- they'll say it has been gamed. Save your money: no matter how hard we try, they won't call it "Dignity", because she hasn't got any.

  5. bob

    It's gotta be...

    Mike Hunt

  6. Simon Ward

    Acronyms are the way forward ...

    ... so I suggest "STFU" :-)

  7. Morely Dotes

    Stupid Wannabe Lolita Whore's Next Album

    And she can re-use the same title an infinite number of times. The "green" factor as well as Truth in Advertising!

  8. Barry

    Too obvious...

    Hair today, gone tomorrow

    Jus' wiggin' aroun'

    Because I'm worth it

    Short back & B-Sides - if it were a compilation

    I'll get me coat.

  9. Jason Harvey

    acronyms can be fun... and also...

    PEBKAC (pretty much sums up most problems)

    User = ID ten T (again... sums up etc etc...)

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Why a yank loves you bri-tons

    because you are such cunning linguists

    Love,

    Connie Lingus

  11. Rick Lesniak

    First thing that popped into my head...

    "Britney Spears: Fuck Off and Go Away"

    -Rick

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The obvious

    Her next CD should be "The joke WAS me!"

  13. Matt

    nice one Rick.

    or perhaps,

    Britney Spears: Cupid Stunt.

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  15. Rick Lesniak

    Second thing that popped into my head...

    "Oops! I Shaved It Again!"

    -Rick

  16. andyg

    How about..

    Too Drunk To Fu.......sorry, no. That's all ready been done.

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Truth in advertising

    "Daylight Robbery" as an album name seems somehow apt, even if you bought it in the 99 cents bargain bin.

  18. Keith Turner

    prophecy

    Album title --

    "Because I'm Worth It!"

    and no-one buys the thing.

  19. Robbin Nichol

    Paris' version of the Apprentice

    One Night in Britney

  20. Steven Pepperell

    mmm....

    3 Barbers and a baby

    To baldly go..

    Bury me in a Y shape coffin

    Crazy 2 (For real)

  21. tim chubb Bronze badge

    ponders 2 seconds

    BALD

    palacial prision (although thats more of a paris title)

    rehabs 4 quiterz

    the pride of a nation

    Toxic : the blood report

    undercarriage

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    New album title?

    How about "Glabrous / Glam'rous" - short, accurate, memorable and optimistic...

  23. David

    Barry's suggestion

    "I'll get me coat" sounds like a good suggestion to me.

  24. adrian

    Covers

    Wiggy Pop;

    an album of Stooges covers

    Revulva

    Beatles classics covered by Britney

  25. eman

    Title

    (hope) is anice title for your new album

  26. Andy

    Britney Spears

    Bigger, Better, Balder

  27. Captain DaFt

    Hmm...

    She could rip off an old Alice Cooper song for the album title:

    "I Wanna Be In The Headlines!"

    (Look up the lyrics, they match her career)

    Or a little honesty with these:

    "Just a Media Whore",

    "Has Been At It Again",

    "Faded Star", or

    "Moma Says I'm Still Pretty"

    (Why yes, I am a tad cynical today, why'd you ask?)

  28. John Tserkezis

    Really gentlemen, lets get serious.

    "Underwear Is Optional"

  29. Joshua

    Trailer Park Classics

    Featuring -

    I'm Getting Drunk: With or Without You.

    Wiggle Stick

    Nurture My Pig

    Family Love

    When a Couple Gets Divorced, They're Still Brother and Sister

  30. Josh

    I don't usually...

    I don't usually like to pick on people:

    1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like - Like, totally not a reason to buy this album

    2. What if the Joke is on You - Yes, Brit, what if the joke is on you?

    3. Down boy - You have a right to call anyone a dog?

    4. Integrity - You have this?

    5. Dignity - You have this?

    I like what Pete Helliar suggested on Rove Live last night. Perhaps rather than focusing on getting people to come up with an album title, you should focus on getting them to buy the ALBUM.

  31. Martin Budden Bronze badge

    maybe one of these....

    Hair Of The Dog

    No Brainer

    Watch My Lips

  32. Vaidotas Zemlys

    OMG!

    I thought that El Reg is kidding, and presenting its choice of Britney's album titles. But oh boy, how was I mistaken. My suggestion for Britney would be to use her initials. So the new album title should be simply in huge letters:

    BS

    This way I think the cover will exactly correspond to the insides of the album.

  33. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    Well I'll say

    There certainly doesn't seem to be a lot of B's fans on El Reg, which is normal, since they can't read.

    And given that fact, what's the use of a title anyway ? Just slap a pic of the thong she doesn't wear on the cover. I'm sure her "fans" will instantly recognize the source !

  34. Ian Hunter

    How about:

    Going off those photographs of her lady bits:

    Welly top

    Wizard's Sleeve

    Clown's Pocket

    Paste Bucket

  35. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A Victorian Melodrama

    'Fanny by Flashlight'?

  36. Spike Ravenscroft

    Geez...

    You guys are quite mean.

    Compaired to Paris Hilton, at least Britters does something for her money.

    So she cuts loose once in a while? So what?

    I'm sure all of us here are teetotal and never did a silly thing in our lives?

    She's not that bad.

    She even *gasps of shock* has some not bad music.

    I say, cut the kid some slack, it cant be easy trying to live your life with cameras in your face everywhere you go.

    She's suffered from Pushy Mum syndrome to get here where she is, its not all her fault.

    I'll get back in my box now...

  37. John Miles

    Better would be to suggest some alternative music for her

    I'd go with John Cage's 4'33"

  38. Hooch181

    Or how about!

    "Gulible", cause thats what you need to be to buy this crap!

  39. Alan Welk

    This is it..

    Have a shufty at my muffty, it ain't so tufty.

    or a snappier (<-pun intended) version

    Shufty my Muffty no Tufty

    or

    I got Chaetophobia

  40. Matt Duszynski

    Why not?

    In big block letters...

    WHAT

    THE

    FUCK

    ... on a completely white background.

  41. Immy

    Britney Spears' new album by Britneyfan

    It is actually sad that the release of Britney Spears' new album is being pushed all the way to 2008. That really stinks because i was hoping for the album to come out in 2007. I was so excited and so anxious, but now am crushed. Ohhhh :( . Oh well, i guess all Britney fans have to wait until 2008. But lets not get discouraged, because 2008 is almost here, it's not that far, right, or maybe they might change their mind and put the release of the album back to 2007. Oh yeah, about the title of Britney Spears' new album, honestly i think it should be INTEGRITY because it totally describes Britney Spears. I mean after all she's been through, all the struggles, pains, and sufferings, she is still unbreakable and undivided. She is a very strong woman and doesn't care about the mean things that people say about her. That's what i mostly admire about her. We love you Britney Spears.

  42. Immy

    I feel bad fo her

    I honestly feel really bad for Britney because not alot of people hate her. You see this is why i don't want to be famous because one little mistake you make and its all over the news and everyone is talking about it. You start being hated by a lot of people. I just hope that Britney Spears stops going to parties, stops being in the spotlight, and stops smoking and drinking. She should take care of her kids more and a lot of time with them. She should exercise more and start eating more healthier foods. She should ignore the paparazzi and work more on her album. She should start working on her album more and go out less. She should definitely stop smoking, drinking, partying, and wearing nasty clothes. No offense. I mean i don't hate her, but i disapprove of the ways she chooses to act sometimes.

  43. Immy

    I made a mistake

    i made a mistake, turns out that Britney Spears' album is being released later in 2007. The 2008 thing was all a rumor and was false. Thank goodness its true. Well u cant blame me for posting that her album is pushed to be released in 2008, because that's wat i read on one of her websites. The makers of the website are the ones who posted it.

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