Am I the only person left alive that prefers actual sex to online USB plugged monstro-latex vibrating gadgets? I understand certain situations where you may be distant from your partner, but I feel like these devices are targeted more at the internet shut-in sociopath than your average joe. I love computers and technology, but I want to copulate with a woman and not some piece of rubber plugged into a port playing recorded MP3 moan sounds while I'm IMing sexyhot69691234. This stuff might have been cool when I was 14 and first used a chat room. Over time I've found my hand to be durable, easy to clean, free, and always compatible. I don't need specialized software to run my hand. And if I need audio/visual stimulation there are a plethora of magazines/dvds/VHS tapes down at the local grocery store that I can pick up. I don't need something jammed up my arse that vibrates every time I get a text in a meeting. I don't need the person on the other end to control how tight or how much vibration some rubber butterfly has. It's called imagination and visualization, and until this technology matches the authenticity of an Austin Powers type fem-bot, I won't be "interfacing" with any gadget anytime soon.
Face to face dildonics is way cooler than remote controlled cyber dildonics anyday. Oh well. To each his own.