That's not padding ... it's insulation. We had to add that after two girls wearing the prototype were electrocuted in a wet T-Shirt competition.
We're on a roll with the caption competition and this week’s picture of a snake reading The Reg showed some great wit. Readers entered the vivarium for a chance to win a Western Digital Black, 6TB hard disk. Regular competition entrant i steal your leccy offered This is not the python tutorial i wanted!, while Ol'Peculier:The …
It uses an exFAT mammary storage system for a more slimming look.
We've designed it to give EeePC Girl the perfect cleavage shot via the front facing camera.
Yes, it connects directly to InControl Touch Pro, Jaguar's brand new, state-of-the-art infotainment system, automatically forwarding your tweets.
Problem is, its discharging really fast, when there's a iPad connection to the large dock in the middle.
Its worn through here, from months and months of EeePC Girl lying on the beach.
Why yes, I have other inventions. In behind this I have my collection of L-shaped sofas. Lower case.
"OK, that's the nips, now I just need the Smart Pants to get my other 'peripheral' online too"
Yes, its Wifi Enabled. 300 Mega tits per second.
Doris called up the team to keep them abreast of the current situation.
...And if you press this button, your hair turns pink.
Thank you Intel
"Intel installed a Targeting System in my Double Barreled Slingshot"
"New telepresence system with advanced eye-tracking technology"
When you said you wanted to hold Big data up, this idea takes the booby prize!
Vanessa had been dreading "bring your family to work" day. Finally they realised her play on words when she had said the job was in "Silicon valley"...