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El Reg's last caption competition had two men experiencing an Oculus Rift in a forest. Lots of the captions – indeed, most of them – hinged around a large ear growing out of a tree behind the two VR viewers. Christian Bertrand / Shutterstock.com There are lots of regular names here, and multiple entries from some of the …

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  1. quattroprorocked

    So this postural login replaces my password? Ah, the IT guy's behind me isn't he. Don't you dare put that photo on The Register.

  2. goldfish

    Dave from IT wins the bet.

    Well it looks like Dave from IT has won the bet.

    No-one would have thought he'd convince the new girl that was how you started the laptop with Windows 10 installed

  3. Danny 4

    Antipodian Cousins

    G'day, guys! Life in Britain is much like Oz but upside-down!

  4. Julian 8 Silver badge

    A new definition for parallel computing

    Windows Tiles may look better from a different perspective.

    The new Lenovo Yoga tablet takes things to extremes

  5. Antonymous Coward
    Gimp

    After resisting for months, Bubbles finally submitted and prepared to receive Windows 10.

  6. Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face

    After three days Janice was regretting taking the job in Australia.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Being a bit pressed for time, she decided to combine today's Yoga exercises with her XrandR maintainer duties.

  8. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    Whatever angle I look at it from the £100 Microsoft cashback offer hasn't persuaded me.

  9. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    That's £2-68p in loose change, a fluffy Polo mint and my car key but no sign of my USB drive.

  10. AdamG57

    Feet up, don't shoot.

  11. AdamG57

    The installation imstructions for Adobe Acrobat Writer proved difficult to follow...

  12. AdamG57

    Movie over...

    Bunnie's Bond girl audition was going quite well...

  13. AdamG57

    Sally met her "match" on Regrndr...

    She really flipped for that guy in the desert!

  14. Rol

    "Human? NO! The Vindaloorian's despise humans. They are the vermin of the universe."

  15. Romney

    Alison has faith that Microsoft is even now updating her Windows 10 with a fix for the inverted screen bug.

  16. Dick Emery

    Upside down...

    ...MS turns me. Inside out and...round and round.

    Upside down...why'd you spurn me? Update hell you..hound and hound.

    Microsoft you're turning me. Your Windows 10 is burning thee.

    Microsoft you're turning me...to Mint or some FreeB-SD!

    To the tune of Chic's song 'Upside Down'

  17. justincranford

    What did I do this weekend? Oh, I binge watched Up! on Netflix.

  18. justincranford

    Have you tried turning it off and on?

  19. justincranford

    This crapware uninstaller for my Lenovo Yoga is a pain in the neck.

  20. justincranford

    "Fiancée discovers boyf is grumble flick stud"

    1. fluffybunnyuk

      Ive even bent over for el reg to win a hard drive...

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  22. Anonymous Custard

    These Acrobat updates are getting ridiculous!

  23. Anonymous Custard

    Even with the latest version of Adobe Acrobat, Jennie still couldn't open the pdf file properly

  24. Anonymous Custard

    Gertie decided that the next 3d air gesture that she set up would involve two fingers and walking away

  25. PaulR79

    Karen loved doing group yoga online but really wished there was a local site instead of just an Australian one.

  26. Anonymous Custard

    Adobe Acrobat for dummies

  27. Anonymous Custard

    Anton du Beke's unprecedented success in Strictly left a vacancy for presenter of the new series of Hole in the Wall.

  28. Dstorm

    The development of the new Twister MMO game has employed many novel agile methodologies.

  29. GreenThumbStick

    Microsoft makes new version of windows for those users who actually liked Windows 8 UI.

  30. GreenThumbStick

    Because standing up whilst working at your desk is sooooo last year.

  31. GreenThumbStick

    She couldn't see what the problem was, but she was sure it was the IT Department's fault.

  32. GreenThumbStick

    Perhaps she should have RTFM in the first place.

  33. mi1400

    pressing ctrl+alt+left on intel graphic drivers installed machines ...

    How easy is to destroy ur whole work day, urself and probably ur career specially over asking around plz save me from "my mistake" from getting my desktop rotated suaring i didnt do it and HelpDesk or peers making sarcastic smiles of wisdom "that nothing happens on its own,, tich tich wink wink...". yes on intel graphic drivers installed machines,..pressing ctrl+alt+left is a thing which no brain can register, rest aside as innocent mistake and yes ctrl+alt+left was and is the satins easiest way to destroy carriers ... Est Since 1990s.

    P.S:

    Yes in pic above its a divorced mother of three trying and praying to jesus 3:00am to get that ever so "important" report prepared 1st thing in morning.

  34. Malik01

    It was at that moment Claire realised that her colleagues were taking the ****

  35. samjoel_

    MRW I can't find find keyboard shortcut to rotate the screen oriantation back again.

  36. Cab

    Helpdesk ? Yes, hello, there's something wrong with my screen. No, no, I haven't changed anything. No I just switched it on as normal and everything looks different and I can't find my emails, I'm not doing anything unusual at all. Have you changed something on the server ?

  37. Barely registers

    Yes, I can do Angular.

  38. AdamG57

    Figure/ground effect

    Fiona found forming a face from her front far easier facing forewards....but her Facebook friends just couldn't see it.

  39. Junait Chakman

    Microsoft announces the new OS

    Microsoft announces the new OS. Win69...

  40. AdamG57

    Yankee Doodle

    Betty celebrated July 4 by singing "The world turned upside down".

  41. AdamG57

    beghilos

    ...37919 5376006 317537

    Impressed by the Vulture's picture of Jesus,

    Leslie googles bible...

    On her new calculator

  42. Zippo

    About these new Auzzie firewall rules .....

  43. Trigonoceps occipitalis

    (Clippy)

    "Hello, it looks like you're trying agile programming, do you want help with that?"

  44. gevor

    That's the netbook ergonomics.

    Oh, well, any laptop since IBM <your favourite ThinkPad>...

  45. Evoflash

    Latest reviews @ Reg are always well balanced.

  46. Antonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Sushimi-Croak bent over backwards to understand the new Windows interface

  47. Antonymous Coward
    Black Helicopters

    What Lovebubbles couldn't understand is why the new Safari rendering bug only affected The Register

  48. Antonymous Coward

    BOFH lesson three: Posture

  49. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    User testing the new Lenovo Yoga.

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