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  1. Fibbles

    Intel invent bra with built in Lithium-Ion battery. Finally the Feminist dream of the self burning bra is realised.

  2. Eddy Ito Silver badge

    You can see the thermally insulated tantalum silicon underwire processor here. It works a treat under heavy load but we need to come up with a catchy name for it.

  3. Anonymous Custard Silver badge

    Now just connect the printer up to the CUPS server here, and we'll get started...

  4. Rol Silver badge

    Finally we can ditch that old cd drive, this is surely a far better cup holder.

  5. Anonymous Custard Silver badge

    After PARIS and LOHAN, Lester finds his next project...

  6. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    Geeks rejoice!

    Smartphone-based bra unlock set to completely eliminate defer the awkwardness of groping around in the dark not having a fucking clue what they're supposed to be doing.

  7. Rol Silver badge

    Orchitis? Yes it used to be very painful, but this little baby is multi-purpose, and not just for top bollocks.

  8. Rol Silver badge

    Does my hand look big in this?

  9. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    hackers defeat "chastity" mode in 5, 4, 3 ...

  10. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    Thanks to the magic of voice recognition, it opens with a simple "aBra cadaBra".

  11. td0s

    Intels new Mammory boost technology

  12. Nick Goldman

    I'm sure you said that IoT stood for Internet of *Things*

  13. michaelJ

    HiTech over shoulder boulder holder bashes iwatch into touch

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  15. Origin

    smart bra by Intel: keeping the big guns under wraps..

  16. Queeg






    *Terms and conditions apply.....

  17. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    Just over 50 years after the original "Wonderbra", Intel pitches in with "I wonder what the hell they were thinking" concept.

  18. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    Intel's "Bra-Z-Air" also includes heating elements.

  19. DZ-Jay


    From the Omni Consumer Products division at Playtex, introducing the new Maidenform T2 Series, with RoboCup (tm) technology.

  20. yoganmahew

    Tech support felt a hands on approach would be the quickest way to get a reboot...

  21. i steal your leccy

    Just look what i'm doing with my life...maybe the Taliban have got a point?

  22. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    So as you see, the echolocation system emits a burst from here and a 3d reconstruction is mapped onto the user's breast via a network of electrodes.

  23. i steal your leccy

    "HOT TITS!"

    No Susan, i wasn't being sexist, i was just expressing concern for your wellbeing.

  24. i steal your leccy

    Its Meucci & Bell all over again!

    I hope Maurice Moss is watching what Intel is getting up to.

  25. i steal your leccy

    Apparently, tickets for Intel's 'New Products Presentation' have 'Sold Out' quicker than Comic Con!

  26. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

    Blue tit

    company colour

  27. Palf

    What Tech Support was always meant to be

  28. grumpy3rdline

    Intel pushes forward with augmented reality!

  29. Rol Silver badge

    Julie arouses the invisible woman in the middle of a teleconference and no one is any the wiser.

  30. Poet_69

    As all know

    Purchase of this device require the following prereqs , uninstall wife v1.0 install Tinder, hell Grinder for those not wanting to halve their chances. And installing partner 2.0. Be aware this upgrade comes with many costs including entertainment expenses and reapplication of Alcohol v1.01.

    Should you manage to pull this off you will find uninstalling Wife 1.0 can me rather costly in fact possibly losing the housing application and visitation privileges. Still there are benefits Nagging v4eva goes away. If however you were foolish enough to upgrade Wife 1.0 to include child then lets face it, you are in for the soul destroying wait times not to mention remove -payroll benefits or you can simply reinstall from scratch install all under different USER ID and relocate datacenters.

  31. ZeezertronRobotFromOuterSpace

    Brainy Bra Beats all

    Buxom Breasts' Best Bet Yet

  32. Rol Silver badge

    "And you can assure us, once the lasers are fitted, Mr Cameron will look more intimidating then Angela Merkel?"

  33. Rol Silver badge

    Unfortunately the two byte register still leaves us with NO and not much else.

  34. Rol Silver badge

    Running her fingers through the fabric she exclaims, "It's as smooth as a Seagate"

    And the onlookers nodded knowingly.

  35. Rol Silver badge

    The jellyfish, slightly perplexed, points out it isn't a mammal and neither is it inappropriately dressed for the meeting.

    1. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

      <off topic>

      The jellyfish, slightly perplexed

      Jellyfish don't have brains, though. Just saying...

      </off topic>

  36. Rol Silver badge

    After Metropolis finished filming, Maschinenmensch was never seen again, but some of her parts came to light recently when Antiques Roadshow visited Highgrove.

  37. Rol Silver badge

    The MOD were admirably impressed with the exoskeletons field testing, but suggested this, with a kilt might not sit well with the Black Watch.

  38. Blue Pumpkin

    Guys, guys guys, I specifically said big-endian ...

  39. Herby Silver badge

    Yes, these will work with "Bulgarian Air Bags" .

  40. Antonymous Coward

    Innovative new airbag technology unveiled by Bulgaria's Mammistry of Transport.

    (PS: I'm NOT posting AC FFS!)

    (Edit: not a ripoff of the preceding commentardary, which I hadn't seen. Honest)

  41. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Electronic bustups may be painful!

  42. rsole

    Hello there tech support, I'm having an issue with BRA software, it keeps saying Yes!

  43. rsole

    The only problem I can find is the WD software keeps saying Back Up! Back Up! Back Up!

  44. rsole

    Sir, how do we explain where the software budget has gone?

  45. John Tserkezis

    "Intel creates smart bra... And more importantly manages to get picture on laptop in correct perspective".

    Yeah, I know, but I'm not eligable for entry anyway. Take it leave it.

  46. SelfDriver

    A busted flush cools faster!

  47. DarkLordofSurrey

    Silicon Valley

  48. LuDo

    This bra is smart, roses are blue. I just want to say how much I'll hack you.

  49. LuDo

    Uhm... not sure if my first submission was successful, so will try again. Sorry if repeating:

    "This bra is smart, roses are blue. I just want to say how much I'll hack you!"


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