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The Great Pyramid of Giza, the oldest of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, has remained an architectural mystery. How was it built? Why are its dimensions so perfect? And, er, can it concentrate electromagnetic energy? Yes, it can, allegedly, according to a paper published in the Journal of Applied Physics. "Egyptian …

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    1. Kaltern

      Re: An awful lot of Dr Zaius maniacs in today.

      To actually post something slightly serious, I definitely do not subscribe to ALL the wacky theories put forward by the Ancient Aliens lot (the moon, a starbase? Really??). However, I definitely agree with the points made in relation to established theory such as anything Egyptian being rooted in egostism, and complete unwillingness to admit there might be room for improvement or, and this REALLY gets any archaeology theorist a bit grumbly, that they could just be plain wrong.

      After all, the Great Pyramid's reason for existence is based on one hieroglyph, which is highly likely to be completely fake, in order to save explorer Vyse's reputation (go read it, I'm not explaining history here!), and if this IS the case, then much of what we theorised about the pyramids are likely wrong as well.

      After all, as those with closed minds tell us, without evidence, there is no truth.

    2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: An awful lot of Dr Zaius maniacs in today.

      "a lot of the most successful Sci-Fi series and stories have the Ancient Alien element in there somewhere. BattleStar Galactica and Stargate being the more famous examples."

      Although I'm sure you know this, it's worth pointing out that most of those SciFi ideas not only re-date the TV show Ancient Aliens, but they drew their ideas from much earlier "aliens are among us", "aliens have visited us in the past" popularised by Erich Von Daniken (who is Georgio's mentor and makes the odd appearance on the show every now and then). And not forgetting the influence of Charles Berlitz and Lyall Watson's books too.

      1. Teiwaz

        Re: An awful lot of Dr Zaius maniacs in today.

        Although I'm sure you know this, it's worth pointing out that most of those SciFi ideas not only re-date the TV show Ancient Aliens,

        Yeah, I was not really clear I used 'Ancient Alien <u>element</u>' expecting that would be enough to convey I didn't literally mean the 'Ancient Alien' programme.

        Danikens 'Chariots of the Gods' book was published a decade earlier than the first of the mentioned shows (Battlestar Galactica 1978), but I doubt that was a principal influence as well.

        The Atlantis myth is a likely candidate (personally I think the Minoan disaster the likely root for that myth, but I'm open to other ideas).

  1. spold Silver badge
    Alien

    Finally revealed!

    Ahhh - so the pyramids are actually giant intergalactic phone chargers! Harnessing electromagnetic waves to provide your Communicator or Tricorder with a quick top-up. Heading past Earth? Nip down for a boost.

    Clincher will be if they find a USB port on the side of one.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Finally revealed!

      It's a shame the pyramids were built before USB-C, so you'll have to plug the thing in three times to get the right orientation.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Finally revealed!

        "[...] so you'll have to plug the thing in three times to get the right orientation."

        Sod's Law says it will be the fourth one - that is sitting on the ground.

  2. Joe Harrison

    I have no idea if it works, because I've got a beard

    But I know a link who does.

    To all you faux-scientists cheerfully labelling people as nutters etc. Here's your chance to use actual scientific method.

    https://pyramidrazorsharpener.wordpress.com/

    Give it a go for a couple weeks and let us know how you got on. If you tried it and it's crap then you can start the badmouthing. Yes I know actually doing research is loads more trouble than just spouting off sorry for the inconvenience.

    In my dim distant memory I think I remember some bloke who allegedly got this working in the old Soviet Union when new razor blades were rare to nonexistent.

    1. Mark #255
      Facepalm

      Re: I have no idea if it works, because I've got a beard

      It's quite clever, that page. You've got a supposedly sceptical author, a reasonably well-written story, the appeal to (anonymous) authority who spouts some erudite-sounding bollocks.

      The best bit is that the link to the net-file for your own cardboard pyramid is broken. So if you were mildly interested in this, you give up at this point, but are left with the miasma of "pyramids sharpen razor-blades" hanging in your sub-conscious. But if you really want to try, you give it a go, but does it fail because (a) it's all bollocks, or (b) because you built your pyramid wrong?

      8/10 Well constructed hoax.

      1. Chris G

        Re: I have no idea if it works, because I've got a beard

        A lot of people were messing around with pyramids and alter ati e belief stuff in the late '60s early '70s, I'm fairly sure there was a test of pyramid powerdone in New Scientist at the time. I was given a birthday card with a cut out pyramid kit in it so I tried it. I can honestly say that I was amazed the razor blades I left in it for a fortnight were blunter than when I put them in.

        If you like gullible people there is a youtube channel called Zeg something or other, there is a dickhead on that who get twats to pay for his trips to Egypt and Peru, then he lies to them about how this stuff is built and they all nod and tell themselves how clever he is as the alternative is admitting he suckered them.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: I have no idea if it works, because I've got a beard

        '..The best bit is that the link to the net-file for your own cardboard pyramid is broken'

        It's even funnier than that, if you finally track down an archived copy of the page pointed to, it turns out that they wanted money for the plans, in fact, to all intents and purposes it looked like a pyramid pyramid scheme..

    2. steelpillow Silver badge
      FAIL

      Re: I have no idea if it works, because I've got a beard

      The razor-blade claim has been around for many decades. When it first came out, several scientists tried it independently and all found it to be "irreproducible in the laboratory", i.e. bollocks. I cannot believe that the laws of physics have changed in the last thirty years.

      Oh, yes, except for a friend of mine who kept his blades in an old envelope because they stayed sharper than the ones kicking around on the bathroom shelf. He reckoned that a cardboard pyramid would do the job just as well, and I am confident that he would be proved right.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: I have no idea if it works, because I've got a beard

        "Oh, yes, except for a friend of mine who kept his blades in an old envelope because they stayed sharper than the ones kicking around on the bathroom shelf."

        Protection of steel from moisture + corrosion happens fastest at sharp edges. Makes sense.

        And perhaps that's the cardboard pyramid secret - take them out of the bathroom.

  3. 4whatitsworth

    I was under the impression (perhaps wrongly) that the ancient egyptians did in fact have a rudimentary battery.

    1. Dave 126 Silver badge

      There were theories that some ancient jars found in Iraq were batteries, but these theories have largely been rejected - not least because no electroplated items have been found.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baghdad_Battery

      1. Kaltern

        Using Wiki as a source to dismiss theories? Yes.. that makes perfect sense.

        These jars DO produce current - that is easily proven. Therefore, by definition, they are batteries. Just because nothing has been found to explain their use, does not disqualify them from what they actually are.

        There are many theories that can't be proven due to lack of physical evidence... but you don't hear about those being dismissed quite so easily.

        1. Patrician

          Those ancient jars do *not* produce current; modern replicas of them maybe do, although a modern replica may not be all that much of a replica when it comes the choice of materials used in it's manufacture.

        2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          "Therefore, by definition, they are batteries."

          "Are" and "were" are two different things.

        3. steelpillow Silver badge
          Facepalm

          "These jars DO produce current - that is easily proven. Therefore, by definition, they are batteries."

          A potato produces current if you stick the right wires in it and connect up a digital clock. You can buy the kit all over the place.

          OMG! God made batteries and disguised them as potatoes so only the worthy would realise the truth!

          At this point, all puns about chips should be exorcised with bell, book, candle and of course, spirit vinegar.

          1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

            and of course, spirit vinegar

            Heretic! Everybody[1] knows that the One True Condiment is *Malt* vinegar! Away with you to the outer darkness with your non-sacred-spirit-of-Beelzebub-vinegar!

            [1] Well, *I* do. Therefore, everybody else must. Because I'm right OK?

        4. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

          Just because nothing has been found to explain their use

          Maybe they just enjoyed the tickling sensation on their tongues?

      2. JimmyPage Silver badge
        Thumb Down

        re: no electroplated items have been found

        #1 Absence of proof is not proof of absence.

        #2 Maybe they just didn't electroplate.

      3. Teiwaz

        Batteries not included (or used, ever)

        not least because no electroplated items have been found.

        Really, I thought the 'electroplating' use was the one given by people in response to the suggestion that ancient people might have been using it to light the inside of tombs with fancy over decorated lamps with huge bulbs or run their wig-making factories.

        Saw that on 'Ancient Aliens' - which was marginally in favour of lighting and poo-poo'ed electro-plating (but strangely silent on electric horse-hair braiding).

        1. MrReal

          Re: Batteries not included (or used, ever)

          The insides of both the pyramids and tombs would be quite dark, is there evidence of oil torches or candles being used to illuminate the interiors?

          It's an interesting problem: eating carrots only gets you so far in the dark, even back then.

          Perhaps they captured fireflies in the jars and they are not batteries at all.

          1. jake Silver badge

            Re: Batteries not included (or used, ever)

            Not "eating carrots" = more acute (night) vision again ...

            Hasn't this bit of RAF propaganda been debunked enough yet?

  4. JimmyPage Silver badge
    Stop

    Has The Register been hacked by the Express ?

    The Great Pyramid of Giza, the oldest of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, has remained an architectural mystery.

    To who ? Obviously the thickies that read tabloid journalists haven't got the smarts to work out how buildings work. But people who have take the time and effort to improve their understanding by "learning" (some folk may need to look that one up in a dictionary) don't use words like "mystery".

    How was it built?

    it was built by cutting blocks of stone, and placing them in position. Yes it is hard work (which probably accounts for some lack of understanding by modern standards). But entirely possible. As we can see BECAUSE IT'S THERE.

    Why are its dimensions so perfect?

    Why are any buildings dimensions "so" perfect ? Because they were built to a plan using the (ridiculously simple) tools to maintain angles and lines.

    Don't get me wrong. The Pyramids are a fucking classy piece of work. An amazing legacy. And doubtless a lot of techniques and knowledge that were extant at the time of building have been lost. But "mystery" ? We can even have a stab at what they were used for. Sodding big mausoleums. We can also have an educated guess that they build a pyramid because - clever as they were - they couldn't build a hemisphere which would have represented the night sky they did worship.

    Here's an interesting clip ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5pZ7uR6v8c hopefully takes some of the "woo" out of the discussion. Which is not to say "wow" - as it is amazing.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Has The Register been hacked by the Express ?

      "Because they were built to a plan using the (ridiculously simple) tools to maintain angles and lines."

      And several thousand years of compressive force along with the absorption by limestone of carbon dioxide tends to reduce any gaps, explaining the apparently perfect fit.

    2. elgarak1

      Re: Has The Register been hacked by the Express ?

      "We can even have a stab at what they were used for. Sodding big mausoleums. "

      That's a good point I haven't realized before: We know why the pyramids were built for because they luckily left documentation in a way that survived thousands of years (reliefs and paintings in/on stone). With, say, Stonhenge, we do not have such a documentation, for a variety of reason. Hence, it's a mystery. That doesn't mean much. Just that we do not have documentation, just speculation.

      The same goes for so-called "out of place" artifacts: They're out of place because the tools that put them in this place have not survived the millennia. They rotted away. There's some frickin' big deduction being made from that, except not the that's typically made: Those people were intelligent and could make tools, and use those tools to do amazing things. Because we see the results of their thinking and their tools.

      There was a fallacy being made for a long time: The lack of tools was equated with a lack of intelligence. That's wrong. It just means the tools aren't there. Maybe because they were made in such a way that they did not survive.

      1. MrReal

        Re: Has The Register been hacked by the Express ?

        Actually the pyramids are mentioned exactly NOWHERE in any ancient egyptian writings or carvings.

        Your belief of documentation doesn't make it so.

  5. Efer Brick

    I went to Egypt and all I got was this ....

    lousy brain cancer.

    1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

      Re: I went to Egypt and all I got was this ....

      lousy brain cancer.

      That's what you get for sleeping in a pyramid. All those mysterious Cosmic Rays..

  6. steelpillow Silver badge
    Facepalm

    IgNobel nomination, anybody?

    It is indeed a shatteringly world-changing discovery that an asymmetrically shaped lump of dielectric material will interact with wavelengths comparable with its physical features and, moreover, that interaction will be asymmetric. My legs have gone all wobbly at the implications for my (ex-)profession.

    Next time I crap an asymmetric turd, remind me to point a millimetre-wave 5G communications signal at it and see what Mr. Hanky has to say for himself.

    1. Joe Werner Silver badge

      Re: IgNobel nomination, anybody?

      nope, the IgNobel is for sound science that sounds weird / stupid at first. Basically it should make you go "What?" and then get you thinking about it. Like the post-mortem brain scans of salmon, which went to show you should f'ing correct for multiple testing

      Sorry, I sometimes get these twitches...

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Maybe Rob ("Robert") Newman was onto something ?

    with "History of the world backwards" ?

    Admittedly it was pretty poor - too thinly stretched. But the core idea - that somehow we are reverting through time - seems to chime occasionally.

    Given that 20 years ago we had passenger supersonic flight - but none now. It was quicker to go London - Edinburgh by train a century ago. We haven't walked on the moon in half a century .... quite aside from the disturbing rise in political discourse that was popular 80 years ago; it's hard not to feel we are regressing, not progressing.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Maybe Rob ("Robert") Newman was onto something ?

      Using the examples you have, I can see the point you are raising, but on the other hand, those trains going London to Edinburgh 100 years ago, faster than today, were running an nearly empty lines with a huge amount of manpower, specialised infrastructure and pollution. Likewise, Concorde was incredibly inefficient by todays standards, fantastic as she was. The world, and it's attitudes, have changed. Other tech has come on in leaps and bounds since then and still is advancing at a pace.

      Changing attitudes is also who so many can't quite get their heads around the construction of the pyramids too. In todays world, for many people, it's simply inconceivable that 1000's of people would toil day in and day out for years if not their entire lives on a single project without high rise cranes, diggers etc. Maybe they were well paid. Maybe they were slaves. Maybe they believed with all their being in a higher purpose. Whatever it was, it was a very, very different world back then.

      Just look at the 1000's of people, in a mechanised, starting to be computerised, world who worked for years so a couple of guys could walk on the moon. I wonder how that will be viewed in a few thousand years?

      1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

        Re: Maybe Rob ("Robert") Newman was onto something ?

        Maybe they were well paid

        Most of them were - they have good evidence of the villages where the contruction workers lived and yes, they were pretty well supplied with food and beer[1].

        And the forement and architects were very well paid since they were working on a house that would[2] house the Pharoahs spirit for all eternity and said Pharoah didn't want to stint..

        [1] Not really analogous to modern beer but hey, it was mildly alcoholic. safer than the water and had a decent food value too. What's not to like?

        [2] In their opinion..

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Maybe Rob ("Robert") Newman was onto something ?

      "Given that 20 years ago we had passenger supersonic flight - but none now. It was quicker to go London - Edinburgh by train a century ago."

      To be pedantic it wasn't, because there was a war on and trains were frequently disrupted due to military traffic, the running of the railways by the War Office, bombing, and the fact that skilled railway engineers like my grandfather were either running the railways in France or recuperating from injuries.

      And it wasn't between the wars. It's roughly 400 miles from London to Edinburgh and I think you'll find no scheduled steam train has averaged over about 75mph. That's over 5 hours equivalent. The current time is an average of about 4 hours 40. The fuel consumption of the steam train was enormously greater than that of even a Diesel.

      Same with supersonic passenger travel. A tiny niche which could only be afforded by the rich and then only because the vast R&D expense had been written off, really doesn't count.

  8. Tikimon
    Facepalm

    An attitude based on unfounded snobbery

    Nearly every one of these nutjobs and cranks subscribe to the same flawed story. "Those ignorant ancients were so much less capable than us smug modern types, and we don't know how to do that. They lacked modern tools and machinery we've become totally dependent on and can't imagine not using. So those ignorant savages couldn't have done it themselves with stupid hand tools! It had to be someone else!"

    We don't know how to move pyramid stones by hand because we're dependent on heavy machinery, not because it can't be done. A local 1920's movie palace has awesome faux woodwork beams (fire codes) and the method for those has already been lost! Small wonder we forget after millennia.The ancients' knowledge of hand tools, stoneworking, and architecture were in many ways superior to ours. It was all they had, so they developed it to the fullest capability. Roman concrete structures are still in use, but Hitler's giant Flak Towers are already crumbling.

    The We're So Modern snobbery is misplaced, the ancients were masters of their arts. The Pyramids, Colosseum, Tenochtitlan, and others are still here, after centuries of earthquakes and vandalism. How many "modern" constructions will survive 3000 years of natural and human assaults?

    1. Kaltern

      Re: An attitude based on unfounded snobbery

      So you're convinced steel was actually discovered and used 10,000 years ago? Of course not. The only materials they had to use back then was stone and later on, copper. It's already been shown that the standard tools like saws do not work well on granite, for example. And yes, while it has been shown that adding an abrasive material such as sand and lubrication can indeed help to cut using copper, this again, is just a possible theory that is unlikely to ever be proved.

      The point I'm making, is you cannot use one theory to disprove another - both are equally valid until concrete evidence is found.

      1. Patrician

        Re: An attitude based on unfounded snobbery

        "The point I'm making, is you cannot use one theory to disprove another - both are equally valid until concrete evidence is found."

        No, sorry, I refer you to Occam's razor.

        1. Teiwaz

          Re: An attitude based on unfounded snobbery

          No, sorry, I refer you to Occam's razor.

          I am remind of Granny Weatherwax.

          'Granted, it's obvious, Trouble is, just because things are obvious doesn't mean they're true.'

          1. Patrician

            Re: An attitude based on unfounded snobbery

            I always took it that, that comment was her version of Occam's Razor.

            Granny Weatherwax is a very "non-new age" and pragmatic; for instance her "clients" would think she'd healed them by making a magic potion but really it was the way she'd twisted their back while pretending to stumble and holding onto them for "support".

            She most certainly would not encourage the belief in ancient aliens and other "woo-woo" stuff.

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: An attitude based on unfounded snobbery

        "while it has been shown that adding an abrasive material such as sand and lubrication can indeed help to cut using copper, this again, is just a possible theory that is unlikely to ever be proved."

        Nowadays if you want to cut stone with a smooth surface you use a diamond saw. My uncles who ran a quarry retired without even installing one. They did a lot of stone cutting, however. Their reciprocating "saw" didn't actually have teeth or anything like that, all it did was move sand back and forward. If you have plenty of man-hours available it's surprising what you can do with simple means. Technology allows you to do things faster and more cheaply but if you don't rate those attributes highly you don't necessarily need the technology.

      3. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

        Re: An attitude based on unfounded snobbery

        The only materials they had to use back then was stone and later on, copper

        And wood. Sandstone is easily split by using copper chisels to make a small hole and then using wooden wedges to make the holes larger. And if your holes are in a nice line (preferrably along the grain) then sandstone is pretty easy to split.

        And we know that's how they did it because we know where their quarries were and can see imcomplete or undetatched blocks.

        And in Europe, they used deer antler picks to mine flint. It was pretty rubbish (by modern terms) but it did the job and was using something which they had anyway.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: An attitude based on unfounded snobbery

      the ancients were masters of their arts. The Pyramids, Colosseum, Tenochtitlan, and others are still here, after centuries of earthquakes and vandalism. How many "modern" constructions will survive 3000 years of natural and human assaults?

      Not necessarily a safe argument. Build 10 things and have them all still standing in 3000 years, you're a master. Build 10,000 and have 10 still standing in 3000 years, you just got lucky sometimes.

    3. ibmalone

      Re: An attitude based on unfounded snobbery

      They lacked modern tools and machinery we've become totally dependent on and can't imagine not using. So those ignorant savages couldn't have done it themselves with stupid hand tools! It had to be someone else!"

      And, as pointed out to me by a friend in a slightly different context, they also lacked TV. Amazing what you can get done...

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    “Due to the lack of information about the physical properties of the pyramid, we had to use some assumptions [very scientific]... For example, we assumed that there are no unknown cavities inside [erm, afaik, there are], and the building material with the properties of an ordinary limestone is evenly distributed in and out of the pyramid [well apart from the voids and chambers, and sand and other junk used as 'filler']"

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      "we assumed that there are no unknown cavities inside [erm, afaik, there are],"

      Hang on! We "know" there are "unknown" voids? I think my head just exploded!

      There are voids we know about, and voids we suspect may be there (at least one significantly large one which needs more investigation to see if it really is there), but for all we know, using cosmic ray detection as a method of finding voids in pyramids is only really telling us there sections of lower density. The Egyptians are very sensitive about who and what is allowed to be inside the pyramids.

  10. Daggerchild Silver badge
    Alien

    Doctor Who was right!

    Anyone remember that nice blue beheaded chap in a box?

    "the wifi in the Seventh Transept is excellent"

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Don't be absurd! Everyone knows the pyramids were for storing grain

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/nov/05/ben-carson-egyptian-pyramids-were-grain-stores-not-pharoahs-tombs

  12. RogerTheLodger

    Woolworths

    I would like to see the same research done on all ex-branches of Woolworths. After all, we know they are all located on ley lines,. There must be a connection somewhere. Next, Poundland, ...

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