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IT Support jub, I mean, job applications up 250%

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This is the dual cor model !

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Intel's VP Sid James had taken a personally interest in developing the new Corrrrr! i5 processors.

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Also available with upgraded silicon.

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Exclusive! Behind the scenes photos from 'Invisible girl' fetish webcam HQ.

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BREAKING NEWS! Intel goes bust!

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One of Intel’s titular bust-ups

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Latest from Silicon Valley

Finally! The support I really need for those twin floppies.

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Intel hopes there won’t be any latent mammary problems with its latest creation

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To avoid issues with hang outs, please connect the cable to the USB-cup....

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inspecting the new Apple Bra, the lawyers from Bravissimo felt sure they had prior art on the curves.

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The teat you can use between meals without ruining your brappetite

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the over-wired bra fiasco was the end of outsourcing product development to india

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I worry for the first teenaged boy who has to explain to his aunt how to use her new fangled bra

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Bonus!...It seems if you plug the battery in backwards it inflates!

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Janet Jackson signs up for 5 sets, due to Intel solving the mammary leakage issue.

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We all know that fashion designers have really weird ideas---but wrapping tables in brown paper? WTF?

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Smart bras today, teledildonics tomorrow.

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Intel to outsource manufacturing to S3 (Silicon Support Services)

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As you can see the right side controls the temperature and on the left we have a shortwave receiver mainly for FM

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Damn awkward time to need a charge but it had run right down to 32A.

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A smart bra.. will be nice to get a bit of meaningful conversation out of the Mrs for a change.

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32GB version

Does this model have expansion slots to allow for a mammary upgrade?

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I think you misheard!

I asked for a solution that could be solved with more Random Access Memory.... not Mammary!

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Computers used to start up with Bootstraps, when did they start using Brastraps???

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Prepared to be turned on! Just not the way most techies would like given the nature of the device.

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SmartBra V.2 now comes with titty tasers that zap any males who stare at it for more than 3 seconds.

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The "unboxing" video of the latest wearable tech was proving more popular than most.

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Susan misunderstood when they told her it was meant for double-A's.

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I was NOT looking at your breasts. I was just checking out your cool smart bra.

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And this is the new costume for Quiet in Metal Gear Solid 5.

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RoboCup

Bob Morton: RoboCup. What are your Prime Directives?

RoboCup: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the ........

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New bra allows Red Dwarf fans to say "well twist my nipple nuts" without looking like a right tit.

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It also does some sort of smart/IoT type thing. For no apparent reason.

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"No, ladies and gentlemen, they're audible alerts, not 'hooters'."

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I'll never finish wrapping all my furniture in brown paper if the boss keeps asking me to fix his heated underpants.

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Don't tase me, bra!

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The smart bra includes extra dangly bits for your dangly bits.

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So that's what those SQUID things from those WIlliam Gibson novels look like.

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Intel Thrusts their Miammary Vice into Top Gear.

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Fully supports, POKE and PEEK on mammary addresses

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This was one product The Register readers were busting to see in the flesh.

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Lester was very impressed with the upgrades in the V2 BRASTRAP module!

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What do you mean, you've got to bust it to see if it works properly?

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I, for one, approve of new methods of getting women into technology.

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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

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Move over, glassholes - here come the bra-stards.

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Now, let me show you the emergency eject function in the (un)likely event that it overheats and catches fire. And no, it's completely hack proof.

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You have to buy licenses to use the full set of vents!? Gods, I hate nipplewear!

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