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Intel's VP Sid James had taken a personally interest in developing the new Corrrrr! i5 processors.

Also available with upgraded silicon.

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BREAKING NEWS! Intel goes bust!

One of Intel’s titular bust-ups

Intel hopes there won’t be any latent mammary problems with its latest creation

inspecting the new Apple Bra, the lawyers from Bravissimo felt sure they had prior art on the curves.

The teat you can use between meals without ruining your brappetite

the over-wired bra fiasco was the end of outsourcing product development to india

I worry for the first teenaged boy who has to explain to his aunt how to use her new fangled bra

Bonus

Bonus!...It seems if you plug the battery in backwards it inflates!

Janet Jackson signs up for 5 sets, due to Intel solving the mammary leakage issue.

We all know that fashion designers have really weird ideas---but wrapping tables in brown paper? WTF?

Smart bras today, teledildonics tomorrow.

Intel to outsource manufacturing to S3 (Silicon Support Services)

As you can see the right side controls the temperature and on the left we have a shortwave receiver mainly for FM

Damn awkward time to need a charge but it had run right down to 32A.

A smart bra.. will be nice to get a bit of meaningful conversation out of the Mrs for a change.

I think you misheard!

I asked for a solution that could be solved with more Random Access Memory.... not Mammary!

Computers used to start up with Bootstraps, when did they start using Brastraps???

Prepared to be turned on! Just not the way most techies would like given the nature of the device.

SmartBra V.2 now comes with titty tasers that zap any males who stare at it for more than 3 seconds.

The "unboxing" video of the latest wearable tech was proving more popular than most.

Susan misunderstood when they told her it was meant for double-A's.

I was NOT looking at your breasts. I was just checking out your cool smart bra.

And this is the new costume for Quiet in Metal Gear Solid 5.

RoboCup

Bob Morton: RoboCup. What are your Prime Directives?

RoboCup: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the ........

New bra allows Red Dwarf fans to say "well twist my nipple nuts" without looking like a right tit.

It also does some sort of smart/IoT type thing. For no apparent reason.

"No, ladies and gentlemen, they're audible alerts, not 'hooters'."

I'll never finish wrapping all my furniture in brown paper if the boss keeps asking me to fix his heated underpants.

Don't tase me, bra!

The smart bra includes extra dangly bits for your dangly bits.

So that's what those SQUID things from those WIlliam Gibson novels look like.

Intel Thrusts their Miammary Vice into Top Gear.

Fully supports, POKE and PEEK on mammary addresses

This was one product The Register readers were busting to see in the flesh.

Lester was very impressed with the upgrades in the V2 BRASTRAP module!

What do you mean, you've got to bust it to see if it works properly?

I, for one, approve of new methods of getting women into technology.

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

Move over, glassholes - here come the bra-stards.

Now, let me show you the emergency eject function in the (un)likely event that it overheats and catches fire. And no, it's completely hack proof.

You have to buy licenses to use the full set of vents!? Gods, I hate nipplewear!

Intel invent bra with built in Lithium-Ion battery. Finally the Feminist dream of the self burning bra is realised.