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  1. NE-bot

    IT Support jub, I mean, job applications up 250%

  2. JohnDomar

    This is the dual cor model !

  3. monty75

    Intel's VP Sid James had taken a personally interest in developing the new Corrrrr! i5 processors.

  4. monty75

    Also available with upgraded silicon.

  5. Billum

    Exclusive! Behind the scenes photos from 'Invisible girl' fetish webcam HQ.

  6. CodeBlaster

    BREAKING NEWS! Intel goes bust!

  7. CodeBlaster

    One of Intel’s titular bust-ups

  8. TonyA

    Latest from Silicon Valley

    Finally! The support I really need for those twin floppies.

  9. CodeBlaster

    Intel hopes there won’t be any latent mammary problems with its latest creation

  10. JimHam

    To avoid issues with hang outs, please connect the cable to the USB-cup....

  11. alban1964

    inspecting the new Apple Bra, the lawyers from Bravissimo felt sure they had prior art on the curves.

  12. CodeBlaster

    The teat you can use between meals without ruining your brappetite

  13. alban1964

    the over-wired bra fiasco was the end of outsourcing product development to india

  14. johnfbw

    I worry for the first teenaged boy who has to explain to his aunt how to use her new fangled bra

  15. Poet_69


    Bonus!...It seems if you plug the battery in backwards it inflates!

  16. CodeBlaster

    Janet Jackson signs up for 5 sets, due to Intel solving the mammary leakage issue.

  17. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    We all know that fashion designers have really weird ideas---but wrapping tables in brown paper? WTF?

  18. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    Smart bras today, teledildonics tomorrow.

  19. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    Intel to outsource manufacturing to S3 (Silicon Support Services)

  20. Busby

    As you can see the right side controls the temperature and on the left we have a shortwave receiver mainly for FM

  21. Huns and Hoses

    Damn awkward time to need a charge but it had run right down to 32A.

  22. Sofapilot

    A smart bra.. will be nice to get a bit of meaningful conversation out of the Mrs for a change.

  23. ElRodders

    32GB version

    Does this model have expansion slots to allow for a mammary upgrade?

  24. sideshowdan

    I think you misheard!

    I asked for a solution that could be solved with more Random Access Memory.... not Mammary!

  25. Sparky75

    Computers used to start up with Bootstraps, when did they start using Brastraps???

  26. Jimboom

    Prepared to be turned on! Just not the way most techies would like given the nature of the device.

  27. Jimboom

    SmartBra V.2 now comes with titty tasers that zap any males who stare at it for more than 3 seconds.

  28. David Nash Silver badge

    The "unboxing" video of the latest wearable tech was proving more popular than most.

  29. Paul Westerman

    Susan misunderstood when they told her it was meant for double-A's.

  30. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    I was NOT looking at your breasts. I was just checking out your cool smart bra.

  31. Salith Taydan

    And this is the new costume for Quiet in Metal Gear Solid 5.

  32. On the scale


    Bob Morton: RoboCup. What are your Prime Directives?

    RoboCup: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the ........

  33. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    New bra allows Red Dwarf fans to say "well twist my nipple nuts" without looking like a right tit.

  34. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    It also does some sort of smart/IoT type thing. For no apparent reason.

  35. Laura Kerr

    "No, ladies and gentlemen, they're audible alerts, not 'hooters'."

  36. Paul Westerman

    I'll never finish wrapping all my furniture in brown paper if the boss keeps asking me to fix his heated underpants.

  37. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    Don't tase me, bra!

  38. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    The smart bra includes extra dangly bits for your dangly bits.

  39. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    So that's what those SQUID things from those WIlliam Gibson novels look like.

  40. Evoflash

    Intel Thrusts their Miammary Vice into Top Gear.

  41. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    Fully supports, POKE and PEEK on mammary addresses

  42. My Opinion

    This was one product The Register readers were busting to see in the flesh.

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  44. A K Stiles

    Lester was very impressed with the upgrades in the V2 BRASTRAP module!

  45. My Opinion

    What do you mean, you've got to bust it to see if it works properly?

  46. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    I, for one, approve of new methods of getting women into technology.

  47. Frumious Bandersnatch Silver badge

    "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

    I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

  48. DancesWithLice

    Move over, glassholes - here come the bra-stards.

  49. Zork-1

    Now, let me show you the emergency eject function in the (un)likely event that it overheats and catches fire. And no, it's completely hack proof.

  50. johnnybee

    You have to buy licenses to use the full set of vents!? Gods, I hate nipplewear!


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